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I’ve been on Twitter since 2009. I’m just now realizing the home button is a bird house.

Bizarre Lazar (@BizarreLazar)Mon, 09 May 2022 14:23 +0000

Tip for social media cards on Twitter: if Twitter has cached a URL without a social media card and you later add one, you can reset Twitter's global cache (as far as I can tell) by running the URL through their card validator tool cards-dev.twitter.com/validator

Simon Willison (@simonw)Tue, 19 Apr 2022 21:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/QuinntoBean/status/1505945403908186113

*ALWAYS* reply to the "no violation" emails! always write back to say that receiving an automated email seconds later means NOTHING was reviewed tell them to fuck off and actually look at the report when you do? twitter *consistently* writes back to say they found violation

Airlie - feline supplement #21 (@QuinntoBean)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 16:35 GMT

me: *reports slur to twitter* twitter immediately: *emails me to say no violation* me: *replies with "i was literally called a _______. this report was not reviewed. fuck off and get a PERSON to do this job"* twitter email 1 hour later: we locked the account for violations

Airlie - feline supplement #21 (@QuinntoBean)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 16:32 GMT

tech grifters be like

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 14:43 +0000

on twitter at work every day like

eli is feeling '22 (@elibelly)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 15:57 GMT

let’s keep this civil yall 💀

priya patel (@puhreeyah)Wed, 23 Mar 2022 22:50 GMT

twitter is a bathroom stall and people follow u in there to see what u write on the wall and sometimes they applaud but most of the time they get mad ur pissing and shittjng and looking at urself in the mirror when that's the point of the room and they didn't have to follow u in

danny devito with titties ⚪ (@fakedannydevito)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 22:02 GMT

How to have a better Twitter experience: 🚫 Stop following brands ✔ Follow people from different backgrounds ☣ Quit being mean 🐈 Kittens 👍

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 15 Feb 2016 18:19 GMT

aw time to log in to twitter.com :)

laura (@freezydorito)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 23:12 GMT

this is how twitter is marketing their new hell-feature

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For when you want to reply directly to a Tweet's author, we're making it easier to DM them from your timeline to start a conversation. Now testing a DM icon on Tweets with some of you on iOS.

Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 20:02 GMT

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 15:10 GMT

I am fucking begging you to have one (1) woman on your team

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For when you want to reply directly to a Tweet's author, we're making it easier to DM them from your timeline to start a conversation. Now testing a DM icon on Tweets with some of you on iOS.

Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 20:02 GMT

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 00:23 GMT

It's interesting, by the looks, that only men that criticised this feature in the replies received replies back from Twitter but the multiple women who pointed it out as being a terrible idea received no replies. twitter.com/twittersupport…

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For when you want to reply directly to a Tweet's author, we're making it easier to DM them from your timeline to start a conversation. Now testing a DM icon on Tweets with some of you on iOS.

Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 20:02 GMT

Emelia 👸🏻 (@ThisIsMissEm)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 17:04 GMT

New survival guide for Twitter just dropped.

Ethan! (@Ethan8bit)Thu, 20 Jan 2022 19:11 GMT

This is probably my favorite Twitter interaction ever

Just Tidus👑🐺 (@princetidus_)Sat, 15 Jan 2022 17:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/princetidus_/status/1482411163489034248

This is mine

Frederick Colbey 🇬🇧 (@FColbey)Sat, 15 Jan 2022 23:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/ScribblingOn/status/1482029642903166976

I just don’t care? Pls stop shoving it in my face no matter what menu I navigate pleaseeee

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 16:39 GMT

Twitter plastering spaces everywhere in the app is extremely annoying.

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 16:39 GMT

Four tricks that make Twitter useful for learning: 🔎Find top tweets by search: “from:[username] min_faves:[number]” 📚Use allmytweets.net/connect/ to create a archive of tweets you made/liked 🔍Search your followers: “filter:follows [term] 🐦Use Twemex (twemex.app)

Ethan Mollick (@emollick)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 22:05 GMT

If a tweet has "hidden replies" it's the first thing I look at.

Jake Archibald (@jaffathecake)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 08:29 GMT

Arguing on twitter is like this (sound up)

Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 16:46 GMT

So @AldiUK deleted their post using my words when challenged instead of getting me permission or offering me any kind of remuneration. Disappointed but not surprised, brands need to either come up with their own patter, or start paying the people that come up with it for them.

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Excuse me @AldiUK, patter isnae free in this economy. twitter.com/Zombie_Jeebus/…

✨Len Pennie✨ (@Lenniesaurus)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 11:19 GMT

✨Len Pennie✨ (@Lenniesaurus)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 15:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/DPritchett/status/1479985610622484486

Mute account is three taps from the post you're muting, the start of the mute word interface is under some safety category in account settings. I can totally understand purely from an expedience POV why someone might mute account instead.

Charmed Quirk (@BinaryPoint)Sun, 09 Jan 2022 01:22 GMT

Today is the one-year anniversary of the smartest decision ever made by Twitter.

In Utah But Not Of Utah (@InUtahNotOfUtah)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 16:17 GMT

I think it was 2018 where I used to laugh when someone would say that I’d be “at 10k” soon on Twitter. But now I’m here, I feel like it’s actually achievable? 😅

Pauline P. Narvas 🐾💪🏼💜 (@paulienuh)Wed, 05 Jan 2022 17:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/jwz/status/1478604420254343172

It helps if you think of the "Block" button as the "Go Fuck Yourself" button. Maybe try to imagine Jeff Goldblum singing the "It's maaaahhh birthhhhhday" song every time you press it. youtube.com/watch?v=tEt2w4…

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"Hey Eva, what is it like to be a woman in tech?"

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https://twitter.com/evacide/status/1478209482433830913

You are an intensely public figure, deliberately having thrust yourself into the media. You are a social media influencer with 167k followers here and then act all high and mighty when occasionally someone contacts you for business. #stophuffingyourownfarts

Fake PhD Investigator (@FakePhD_reveal)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:09 GMT

Eva (@evacide)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:55 GMT

Early 2022 Twitter timeline so far is just extreme whiplash between people getting covid and people getting new jobs

swyx (@swyx)Mon, 03 Jan 2022 17:45 GMT

Few people understand that Twitter is the general Slack channel for everyone in tech.

Anna Gát 🧭 Miami/NYC (Jan10-Feb7) (@TheAnnaGat)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 17:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/mozilla/status/1476951030638260225

Hi, I'm sure that whoever runs this account has no idea who I am, but I founded @mozilla and I'm here to say fuck you and fuck this. Everyone involved in the project should be witheringly ashamed of this decision to partner with planet-incinerating Ponzi grifters.

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I imagine @jack realized that the future meant apologizing to members of Congress in hearings for the rest of his life then decided to ✌🏾as Twitter CEO.

Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 21:58 GMT

hi there! i’m a random weirdo who doesn’t follow you. just wanted to let you know that i misinterpreted your post in a bizarrely specific way and now i am fucking furious about some shit you didn’t say. could you spare 20 minutes or so for me to explain why this is your fault?

kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact)Wed, 24 Mar 2021 00:47 GMT

Very normal, Twitter. Thank you.

Mia Moore 🏳️‍🌈 (@StopTweetingMia)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 18:52 GMT

making a new account because my old acct got permanently content banned

Cloudy☁️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 10:35 GMT

why is my timeline always a trashfire why are you all fighting

Skylar ⚒（司凯拉) (@ChippSkylarkk)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 19:12 GMT

how to become a tech twitter influencer in five easy steps! 1. be relatable 2. keep a regular posting schedule 3. engage with your followers 4. use your newfound influence to get a position at the racist planet-burning company 5. go on podcasts!

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 07:03 GMT

the most important thing about the log4j incident is that it’s clear and incontrovertible evidence in support of whatever beliefs i already have about software development

henry 🌘 (@hdevalence)Mon, 13 Dec 2021 17:29 GMT

Throughout 2021 I've been keeping a note on my phone when one event, conversation or format absolutely DOMINATED my Twitter feed. Not meme formats on ig. Not news stories on reddit. Twitter. Here's what took over twitter in 2021:

llama in a tux (@LlamaInaTux)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 18:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/jmurffff/status/1474564330221981696

me: men play video games men: OH SO WHAT UR SAYING IS YOUD RATHER I CHEAT ON U ? 😂😂

charles entertainment cheese (@jmurffff)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 05:36 GMT

Merry Christmas Doom Scroll and all those who etch upon it!

Dj Walker-Morgan (@Codepope)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 10:38 GMT

There is little worse than knowing you saw something on twitter and never being able to find it again….

Kristy Tillman (🏌🏾‍♀️,⛳️)(🔥,🔥)(🔺,🔺)(😈,😇) (@KristyT)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 04:26 GMT

This, but with TikTok. You can’t even try to search for it. It’s just gone. Never to be seen again.

twitter.com/kristyt/status…

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There is little worse than knowing you saw something on twitter and never being able to find it again….

Kristy Tillman (🏌🏾‍♀️,⛳️)(🔥,🔥)(🔺,🔺)(😈,😇) (@KristyT)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 04:26 GMT

Mina Markham (@MinaMarkham)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 16:10 GMT

Twitter needs a feature that lets you make a note of why you blocked someone. There's a difference between a "keeps posting Marvel movie spoilers" block and a "thinks women don't have human rights" block.

jessica ⚡ (@hullojess)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 04:27 GMT

I wanted a way to monitor trending CVEs on Twitter So I built CVEtrends.com - data comes from Twitter + NIST NVD APIs - back-end: Python, Flask, PostgreSQL, and Redis - front-end: React + Bootstrap It's a quick MVP, but let me know your thoughts and feedback...

Simon J. Bell (@SimonByte)Tue, 23 Nov 2021 13:53 GMT

I was wondering what sort of broken people would stoop to using Twitter Spaces and it turns out it's pretty much what I expected.

Bodil Stokke, Esq. (@bodil)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/allierosejokes/status/1473094476956590080

“You take the blue pill…you take a nap. Wake up on the couch, wonder for a second if the whole pandemic was a dream. You take the red pill…you stay on Twitter. See how deep the despair goes.”

Allison Rose (@allierosejokes)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 00:55 GMT

Perennial reminder that if you see some dumb thing that KFC or Wendy’s or any other brand does and you tweet about it all snarky like “Why does this exist!?”…the answer is your tweet. You tweeting about it is why it exists. Stop falling for it.

Eize Basa (@PonchoRebound)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 17:18 GMT