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truly hope that nobody writes a twitter API library using the official client’s API keys, as that would almost certainly violate their terms of service. these are the keys that they would want to avoid using: gist.github.com/shobotch/51600…April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 17:00 GMT
I've given many talks about how mobile apps can't be deployed with a secret, and using Twitter's 2013 "hacks" as an example. I'm just going to leave this completely unrelated string of random …
Recommended read: I miss Twitter - localghost https://localghost.dev/blog/i-miss-twitter/
I'm emotionally detaching myself from social media
Tweets were always short-lived. Turns out Twitter was too.
This graph is the number of fediverse messages per day my little single-user instance has been receiving over the past year. Something is different.
It’s impossible to tell the stories of the Arab Spring, Black Lives Matter, MeToo - but also the Trump Presidency and Jan 6 - without Twitter. I wonder how history books will describe it, and how …
Musk will likely ruin Twitter for one specific user: himself.
Recommended read: By Buying Twitter, Elon Musk Created His Own Nightmare https://theintercept.com/2022/10/28/elon-musk-twitter/
I was permanently banned on Twitter and I don't know why.
What you are seeing here is a pre-roll ad in the video of a promoted tweet. Twitter's adverts have adverts 🤯Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 21:18 +0000
Bookmarklet that shows the current Twitter page on Nitter. On every click it choses a random Nitter instance. - GitHub - no-gravity/TwitterToNitter: Bookmarklet that shows the current Twitter page ...
:bird: A GitHub action to tweet from a repository. Contribute to twitter-together/action development by creating an account on GitHub.
So admittedly I don’t really understand or necessarily care about being “polite” with my Twitter content and that has gotten me into some…
I’ve been on Twitter since 2009. I’m just now realizing the home button is a bird house.
Bizarre Lazar (@BizarreLazar)Mon, 09 May 2022 14:23 +0000
Tip for social media cards on Twitter: if Twitter has cached a URL without a social media card and you later add one, you can reset Twitter's global cache (as far as I can tell) by running the URL through their card validator tool cards-dev.twitter.com/validatorSimon Willison (@simonw)Tue, 19 Apr 2022 21:26 +0000
*ALWAYS* reply to the "no violation" emails! always write back to say that receiving an automated email seconds later means NOTHING was reviewed tell them to fuck off and actually look at the report when you do? twitter *consistently* writes back to say they found violationAirlie - feline supplement #21 (@QuinntoBean)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 16:35 GMT
me: *reports slur to twitter* twitter immediately: *emails me to say no violation* me: *replies with "i was literally called a _______. this report was not reviewed. fuck off and get a PERSON to do this job"* twitter email 1 hour later: we locked the account for violationsAirlie - feline supplement #21 (@QuinntoBean)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 16:32 GMT
With all the fuss about Twitter’s promised edit button, and how they might design it, we’re missing a disturbing development — Twitter is using its embedded javascript to edit other people’s sites.
Recommended read: Twitter Edits You http://www.kevinmarks.com/twittereditsyou.html
tech grifters be like
Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 14:43 +0000
on twitter at work every day like
eli is feeling '22 (@elibelly)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 15:57 GMT
let’s keep this civil yall 💀
priya patel (@puhreeyah)Wed, 23 Mar 2022 22:50 GMT
Everything on Twitter is a 🧵 these days and it’s annoying. Get a blog. #moarusingh.com (@MaybeThisIsRu)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 05:48 GMT
twitter is a bathroom stall and people follow u in there to see what u write on the wall and sometimes they applaud but most of the time they get mad ur pissing and shittjng and looking at urself in the mirror when that's the point of the room and they didn't have to follow u in
danny devito with titties ⚪ (@fakedannydevito)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 22:02 GMT
How to have a better Twitter experience: 🚫 Stop following brands ✔ Follow people from different backgrounds ☣ Quit being mean 🐈 Kittens 👍Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 15 Feb 2016 18:19 GMT
aw time to log in to twitter.com :)laura (@freezydorito)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 23:12 GMT
this is how twitter is marketing their new hell-feature
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For when you want to reply directly to a Tweet's author, we're making it easier to DM them from your timeline to start a conversation. Now testing a DM icon on Tweets with some of you on iOS.Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 20:02 GMT
Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 15:10 GMT
I am fucking begging you to have one (1) woman on your team
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For when you want to reply directly to a Tweet's author, we're making it easier to DM them from your timeline to start a conversation. Now testing a DM icon on Tweets with some of you on iOS.Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 20:02 GMT
Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 00:23 GMT
It's interesting, by the looks, that only men that criticised this feature in the replies received replies back from Twitter but the multiple women who pointed it out as being a terrible idea received no replies. twitter.com/twittersupport…Post details
For when you want to reply directly to a Tweet's author, we're making it easier to DM them from your timeline to start a conversation. Now testing a DM icon on Tweets with some of you on iOS.Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 20:02 GMT
Emelia 👸🏻 (@ThisIsMissEm)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 17:04 GMT
New survival guide for Twitter just dropped.
Ethan! (@Ethan8bit)Thu, 20 Jan 2022 19:11 GMT
This is probably my favorite Twitter interaction ever
Just Tidus👑🐺 (@princetidus_)Sat, 15 Jan 2022 17:55 GMT
This is mine
Frederick Colbey 🇬🇧 (@FColbey)Sat, 15 Jan 2022 23:38 GMT
I just don’t care? Pls stop shoving it in my face no matter what menu I navigate pleaseeee
Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 16:39 GMT
Twitter plastering spaces everywhere in the app is extremely annoying.
Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 16:39 GMT
Four tricks that make Twitter useful for learning: 🔎Find top tweets by search: “from:[username] min_faves:[number]” 📚Use allmytweets.net/connect/ to create a archive of tweets you made/liked 🔍Search your followers: “filter:follows [term] 🐦Use Twemex (twemex.app)Ethan Mollick (@emollick)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 22:05 GMT
If a tweet has "hidden replies" it's the first thing I look at.
Jake Archibald (@jaffathecake)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 08:29 GMT
Arguing on twitter is like this (sound up)Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 16:46 GMT
So @AldiUK deleted their post using my words when challenged instead of getting me permission or offering me any kind of remuneration. Disappointed but not surprised, brands need to either come up with their own patter, or start paying the people that come up with it for them.Post details
Excuse me @AldiUK, patter isnae free in this economy. twitter.com/Zombie_Jeebus/…✨Len Pennie✨ (@Lenniesaurus)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 11:19 GMT
✨Len Pennie✨ (@Lenniesaurus)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 15:34 GMT
Mute account is three taps from the post you're muting, the start of the mute word interface is under some safety category in account settings. I can totally understand purely from an expedience POV why someone might mute account instead.Charmed Quirk (@BinaryPoint)Sun, 09 Jan 2022 01:22 GMT
Today is the one-year anniversary of the smartest decision ever made by Twitter.
In Utah But Not Of Utah (@InUtahNotOfUtah)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 16:17 GMT
I think it was 2018 where I used to laugh when someone would say that I’d be “at 10k” soon on Twitter. But now I’m here, I feel like it’s actually achievable? 😅
Pauline P. Narvas 🐾💪🏼💜 (@paulienuh)Wed, 05 Jan 2022 17:23 GMT
It helps if you think of the "Block" button as the "Go Fuck Yourself" button. Maybe try to imagine Jeff Goldblum singing the "It's maaaahhh birthhhhhday" song every time you press it. youtube.com/watch?v=tEt2w4…
j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ (@jwz)Wed, 05 Jan 2022 07:29 GMT
"Hey Eva, what is it like to be a woman in tech?"
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You are an intensely public figure, deliberately having thrust yourself into the media. You are a social media influencer with 167k followers here and then act all high and mighty when occasionally someone contacts you for business. #stophuffingyourownfarts
Fake PhD Investigator (@FakePhD_reveal)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:09 GMT
Eva (@evacide)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:55 GMT
Early 2022 Twitter timeline so far is just extreme whiplash between people getting covid and people getting new jobs
swyx (@swyx)Mon, 03 Jan 2022 17:45 GMT
Few people understand that Twitter is the general Slack channel for everyone in tech.
Anna Gát 🧭 Miami/NYC (Jan10-Feb7) (@TheAnnaGat)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 17:21 GMT
Hi, I'm sure that whoever runs this account has no idea who I am, but I founded @mozilla and I'm here to say fuck you and fuck this. Everyone involved in the project should be witheringly ashamed of this decision to partner with planet-incinerating Ponzi grifters.
j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ (@jwz)Mon, 03 Jan 2022 15:15 GMT
in 2022 please resolve to put alt text on your image tweets 🙏🙏
Kay L. Kirkpatrick \🥄\🥄 (@kay314159)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 17:51 GMT
I imagine @jack realized that the future meant apologizing to members of Congress in hearings for the rest of his life then decided to ✌🏾as Twitter CEO.Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 21:58 GMT
hi there! i’m a random weirdo who doesn’t follow you. just wanted to let you know that i misinterpreted your post in a bizarrely specific way and now i am fucking furious about some shit you didn’t say. could you spare 20 minutes or so for me to explain why this is your fault?kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact)Wed, 24 Mar 2021 00:47 GMT
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