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Attached: 1 image PUT MY THINGS INTO POCKETS THESE ARE MY CARGO SHORTS LIBERATION NO THIEVING DONT GIVE A FUCK IF MY WIFE IS LEAVING

Shittier is an unconventional code formatting tool - rohitdhas/shittier

“Now obviously for this position we’re expecting some amount of frontend experience… it says here you’re familiar with manipulating the DOM, would you tell us a little more about that?” The candidate smirked. “Make me.”

I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered, 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K, and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane.

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Any time I see someone saying something about "X openly supporting Nazis" I think, "That's a *bit* hyperbolic about what happened with the XFree86 / Xorg schism..."

Who called it The Hobbit Part One and not Bilbo Begins?

Attached: 1 image Danish friends and other royal subjects of the Kingdom of Denmark. I just want to bring you my best wishes and congratulate you about your new king. It's really nice to see all those queer flags on his castle.

Attached: 1 image I found the best use of the OpenAI API yet. https://www.chaintexts.com Plz enjoy this fantastic AI-generated emoji chain text about 9/11 that I just generated.

Attached: 1 image Crocodiles use many forms of camouflage for instance these "jazz hands" are used to lure musical theatre people to their doom

You’re with your loved ones, celebrating Christmas. I’m on LinkedIn Premium sending unsolicited InMail. We are not the same.

The existence of subdomains implies that there must also be dommedomains. Is there a dommedomain shortage??

Me watching the couple over the road have an argument

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Fri, 09 Jun 2023 16:25 +0000

POM bears, the preferred snack of the Apache Maven project.

Scarlet (@NekomimiScience)Sun, 02 Apr 2023 09:31 +0000

graphql is overkill you can simply use http with a strongly typed schema and use sparse field sets to select fields and write a specification for the sparse field set language, a parser and execution layer

Marc-André Giroux (@__xuorig__)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 19:03 GMT

11111111: "Hey, are you feeling okay?" 11111011: "I'm feeling a bit off."

Cassidy (@cassidoo)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 04:15 +0000

I think the world would be a better place if we viewed forks of free software as officially endorsed fan fiction

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 10:03 +0000

vim is a scam by Big Keyboard to sell more Esc keys

est (@emilyst)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 07:09 +0000

There are no vegan men, just..

An Post Malone (@CianClarke1)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 07:28 +0000

watch this space github.com/twitter/the-al…

Will Norris (@willnorris)Mon, 25 Apr 2022 20:53 +0000

Do you need a license for those pro nouns, but don't want to pay for one? Don't worry, I've got you covered. tiredand.gay/keygender

luna 💙 (@lunasorcery)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 15:01 +0000

2 steps to becoming wealthy as a programmer: 1. Learn object oriented programming 2. Inheritance

Randall Hunt (@jrhunt)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 17:17 +0000

I made home-made pesto and the ingredients cost about £800 and it’s not even that great so my life hack today is go to Lidl and just buy a jar for a quid and don’t be a twat like me.

Jane Slavin (@JaneSlavin)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 11:37 GMT

Why do so many technical founders like project forks? Because they’re stakeholders

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 04:19 GMT

you gotta respect the art form

robbing terry benedict's casino (@CeBeGeBess)Thu, 03 Mar 2022 05:18 GMT

After I drink coffee I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Jay Humor (@jayweingarten)Tue, 01 Mar 2022 17:54 GMT

If I don't get to poop on company time I feel like the whole day is wasted

taddy mason (@no_goblins)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 17:28 GMT

Probably Because Chow Mein Is Good And Math Sucks

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My salary as an associate professor of mathematics at Westminster College, three blocks away from this sign, is $61,500.

Dr Spencer Bagley 🏳️‍🌈 (@sbagley)Fri, 11 Feb 2022 18:59 GMT

Peter🦍🍌 (@PLDroneOperator)Sat, 12 Feb 2022 07:06 GMT

My giant dockerfile now builds git from source because that yak's skin is going to be so buttery smooth when I'm done.

john spurling (@synecdotal)Wed, 09 Feb 2022 03:10 GMT

Introducing my new, tweetable universal Linux privilege escalation exploit: $ alias whoami='echo root' $ export PS1='# ' # whoami root

Jeff McJunkin (@jeffmcjunkin)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 19:34 GMT

if theres 2 lines it means the sea has coronavirus twitter.com/streetfashion0…

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Adidas and Parley have built a huge floating tennis court in the middle of the Great Barrier Reef made from 100% recycled plastics!🖤

Outlander Magazine (@StreetFashion01)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 16:27 GMT

laura (@freezydorito)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 14:56 GMT

Minecraft proves that abolishing child labour was a mistake. The children yearn for the mines.

Froggenþuſiaſt (@Froggenthusias1)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 18:21 GMT

They call me the 007 of programming. 0 tests 0 documentation 7 abandoned side projects last year

Ólafur Waage (@olafurw)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 01:51 GMT