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Millennial retirement planning
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Y'all be slacking. Where's the AI parody song to the tune of "Because I Got High"? Here I'll help you start. Builds are failing today, because of AI I deployed it anyway, because of AI Production just went down, and I know why (why man?) 'Cause of AI Because of AI Because of AI
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my name is `adduser` and my brother's `useradd` one of us is good and one of us is bad! which of us is which? there is no way to know we change names sometimes to keep you on your toes!
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Content warning: SOME-
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Inside you are two wolves. You can use `update-alternatives --config wolf` to set your default wolf.
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The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED BUT REPULSIVE", "WRONG BUT WROMANTIC", "FREQUENTLY MISUNDERSTOOD", "NOBODY BOTHERS WITH THIS BIT", "SHOULDN'T REALLY BUT WE WON'T JUDGE", "REQUIRED IN ORDER TO WORK AROUND EVERYONE ELSE'S BUGS", "YOU DO YOU", and "OBVIOUSLY ABSURD BUT VERY COMMON FOR SOME REASON" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
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Attached: 4 images Spotify Wrapped: Debugging, scope creep, and ‘it depends’ edition.

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quentin tarantino became a director because he loves footage
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
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@docpop STOP DOING EMBEDS Things dreamed up by the UTTERLY DERANGED: <iframe src="...site that is not yours..."> <script src="https://mastodon.social/embed.js"> "Hello I would like to mine bitcoin for you" "Thank you for the tracking cookies and single point of failure" THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS
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Attached: 1 image PUT MY THINGS INTO POCKETS THESE ARE MY CARGO SHORTS LIBERATION NO THIEVING DONT GIVE A FUCK IF MY WIFE IS LEAVING

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Shittier is an unconventional code formatting tool - rohitdhas/shittier
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Attached: 1 video OMG who did this? I am crying

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“Now obviously for this position we’re expecting some amount of frontend experience… it says here you’re familiar with manipulating the DOM, would you tell us a little more about that?” The candidate smirked. “Make me.”
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I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered, 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K, and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane.
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Attached: 1 image #TheTwoGenders

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David Tennant implies the existence of Goliath Landlord
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Any time I see someone saying something about "X openly supporting Nazis" I think, "That's a *bit* hyperbolic about what happened with the XFree86 / Xorg schism..."
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Who called it The Hobbit Part One and not Bilbo Begins?
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Attached: 1 image Danish friends and other royal subjects of the Kingdom of Denmark. I just want to bring you my best wishes and congratulate you about your new king. It's really nice to see all those queer flags on his castle.

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if you rewrite a text by replacing every word with a synonym until none of the original words are left that's a ship of thesaurus
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Attached: 1 image I found the best use of the OpenAI API yet. https://www.chaintexts.com Plz enjoy this fantastic AI-generated emoji chain text about 9/11 that I just generated.

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Attached: 1 image Crocodiles use many forms of camouflage for instance these "jazz hands" are used to lure musical theatre people to their doom

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@jwz@mastodon.social @anildash@me.dm http is stored in the balls
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Attached: 1 image Anyone want to watch Firefly with me?

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You’re with your loved ones, celebrating Christmas. I’m on LinkedIn Premium sending unsolicited InMail. We are not the same.
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https is pronounced hot potatoes
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YOUR 2023 CALENDAR WRAPPED You spent 31 DAYS in each of the months of August, March, July, January, October, and May. That’s a six way tie. Guess you’re the type who can’t be satisfied by just one month! 😎 Your longest day was NOVEMBER 5, a whopping 25 hours. Falling back like a champ! 🍂 This year was the 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF 2013. Here’s to another 10 more! 🥳 You’ve had 51 MONDAYS so far this year. Yikes! We won’t tell Garfield if you won’t. 🐈

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i’ve heard if you burn out while already burned out you can overflow the stack and generate copies of whatever the last item is in your inventory
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THIS MESSAGE IS A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT I DO NOT AUTHORIZE JOHN MASTODON TO SHARE MY PHOTOS OR MESSAGES WITH UNAUTHORIZED THIRD PARTIES A VIOLATION OF MY PRIVACY IS PUNISHABLE BY LAW (UCC 1-669-420 AND THE LEET STATUTE) ALL MEMBERS MUST POST A NOTE LIKE THIS, OR BOOST THIS MESSAGE, IF YOU DO NOT THEN YOU ARE ALLOWING JOHN MASTODON TO REPOST YOUR PHOTOS AND NEVER-DOES-NUMBERS POSTS. THIS MESSAGE IS A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT
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they say autistic people take things literally but they're thinking of kleptomaniacs
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Attached: 1 image Protect your kids this Halloween

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Please people. It's not "Mastodon", it's "ActivityPub/Mastodon"
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PLEASE check your kids' Halloween candy. Just found an Okta admin access token in a Snickers bar.
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The existence of subdomains implies that there must also be dommedomains. Is there a dommedomain shortage??
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Me watching the couple over the road have an argument
Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Fri, 09 Jun 2023 16:25 +0000
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POM bears, the preferred snack of the Apache Maven project.
Scarlet (@NekomimiScience)Sun, 02 Apr 2023 09:31 +0000
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graphql is overkill you can simply use http with a strongly typed schema and use sparse field sets to select fields and write a specification for the sparse field set language, a parser and execution layer
Marc-André Giroux (@__xuorig__)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 19:03 GMT
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11111111: "Hey, are you feeling okay?" 11111011: "I'm feeling a bit off."Cassidy (@cassidoo)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 04:15 +0000
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I think the world would be a better place if we viewed forks of free software as officially endorsed fan fiction
Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 10:03 +0000
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vim is a scam by Big Keyboard to sell more Esc keys
est (@emilyst)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 07:09 +0000
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There are no vegan men, just..
An Post Malone (@CianClarke1)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 07:28 +0000
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watch this space github.com/twitter/the-al…Will Norris (@willnorris)Mon, 25 Apr 2022 20:53 +0000
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Do you need a license for those pro nouns, but don't want to pay for one? Don't worry, I've got you covered. tiredand.gay/keygenderluna 💙 (@lunasorcery)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 15:01 +0000
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2 steps to becoming wealthy as a programmer: 1. Learn object oriented programming 2. InheritanceRandall Hunt (@jrhunt)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 17:17 +0000
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