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https://twitter.com/DotDotDot_John/status/1283594940090589184

We definitely wouldn’t want some reckless pathological attention-seeker taking control of the President’s twitter account and making a mockery of the Office. That would be bad.

Alan O’Sullivan (@verytallhuman)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 03:11 +0000

Well done typo.

Facts Central (@StillDelvingH)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 17:37 +0000

Ah yes, nothing people love more than being locked in their homes to have a few months of worrying about unemployment and death.

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 21:06 +0000

What a shot.

Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 15:06 +0000

Hi, I’m Nigel. You might remember me from my classic hit “I hate it when those bloody foreigners meddle in our politics”.

Chris 🎬 (@illucifer)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 07:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/trentandrewrld/status/1279850769500401665

*Ireland speaking at the UN* *Kanye walks up grabs the mic* “Yo Ireland, I’m really happy for you. I’m gonna let you finish, but Canada had one of the best speeches of all time”

スティッキー (@StickyTrainer)Sun, 05 Jul 2020 20:08 +0000

I will never understand how the English got this choice so fuckin wrong.

ambitious scrapey (@VisibleOtter)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 09:48 +0000

"I don't believe in gestures" - Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

Orangetronic (@Orangetronic)Fri, 03 Jul 2020 09:53 +0000

fun reminder that beloved tech co. @cloudflare not only serves this website, but wrote a ~literal case study~ about it... https://t.co/aF2Imeichu

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Um... uh... the America First shirt looks kind of problematic. shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/ameri…

Miranda Yaver (@mirandayaver)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 20:50 +0000

nate parrott 🏄🏻‍♂️ (@nateparrott)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 03:51 +0000

Just had conversation with a British couple who have a holiday home near us. They voted for Brexit and have made no arrangements whatsoever for what happens on Jan 1. They have now discovered the reality of their situation. The blame apparently is with "Brussels".

RS Archer (@archer_rs)Mon, 29 Jun 2020 07:33 +0000

I can’t stop laughing...

Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 18:49 +0000

BREAKING: I fucking give up

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https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/1274329243309277188

Trump rallygoer sans mask: “We had a friend who died from Covid, and his son was on a ventilator, he almost died. So we know it’s real, but then at the same time you don’t know what the facts are, you feel like maybe one side plays it one way and the other side plays it another.”

John Aravosis 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈 (@aravosis)Sat, 20 Jun 2020 14:55 +0000

Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA)Sat, 20 Jun 2020 16:03 +0000

Teenage TikTok users and K-pop fans claimed to have registered potentially hundreds of thousands of tickets for President Trump's campaign rally as a prank to ruin the event. nyti.ms/2YhJG35

The New York Times (@nytimes)Sun, 21 Jun 2020 04:07 +0000

the room next door - Dominic Raab and Taking a Knee

Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer)Sat, 20 Jun 2020 07:22 +0000

just think, as a grand finale this year we will crash out of the EU transition period on WTO rules during a massive recession

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 21:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1273634152433188865

The Supreme Court, America, and the rest of the civilized world CAN'T STAND YOU, Spanky. But hey, you still have Russia and Kim Jong Un and other murderous dictators, so there's that.

BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 15:18 +0000

Nigel Farage has resigned to spend more time focusing on his political caree- ah no his party got 0 seats. His famil- ah no they left him. His second famil- ah no they left him too. Nigel Farage has resigned to spend more time with his racism.

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 15:54 +0000

Leaders who have hidden in a bunker and gassed their own citizens include Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump

Ben Wexler (@mrbenwexler)Mon, 01 Jun 2020 23:06 +0000

Trump in Protestors bunker: outside: #dcblackout #DonaldTrump #GameOfThrones @TargaryenNation

Río (@Ismail_Atif2)Mon, 01 Jun 2020 15:59 +0000

love to see a congressman openly, enthusiastically advocate military strikes on american civilians. honestly, this wasn't even on my 2020 bingo card. feels naive now, i know.

molly conger (@socialistdogmom)Mon, 01 Jun 2020 18:40 +0000

This one took me a while... but like Clinton (!) cards, there really is one for every occasion.

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It's almost like the United States has no President - we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone!

Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)Thu, 20 Mar 2014 01:41 GMT

Ian Miell (@ianmiell)Mon, 01 Jun 2020 14:57 +0000

Signing an #ExecutiveOrder on social media tomorrow? I wish he responded to coronavirus as vigorously as he responds to this made-up Twitter crisis. reuters.com/article/us-twi…

Scott Monty (@ScottMonty)Thu, 28 May 2020 00:28 +0000

Sick of people having a go at Dominic Cummings, a brave man who risked our lives to look after his family

Sara Gibbs (@Sara_Rose_G)Wed, 27 May 2020 10:05 +0000

Thinking about retraining as an optician.

Bernard Castle (@bernardTcastle)Wed, 27 May 2020 12:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/LukeExton/status/1265601600384569346

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Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Wed, 27 May 2020 11:12 +0000

Dominic Cummings complains at his Downing Street press conference that there had been a long string of inaccurate stories about him. Welcome to my world.

Diane Abbott MP (@HackneyAbbott)Mon, 25 May 2020 17:31 +0000

This surprises me, because I always thought these people would make an excellent government.

Hugh Grant (@HackedOffHugh)Mon, 25 May 2020 17:07 +0000

So, it turns out the real reason they told us all to STAY ALERT was to watch out for mad bastards with impaired vision tanking it down the A1.

Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg)Mon, 25 May 2020 17:07 +0000

I have left my flat a total of six times over the past seventy five days - to visit a shop which is literally five metres from my front door. There is literally nothing I want more than to visit Durham and see family rn. Seething with rage.

Alex (@ItsProbablyAlex)Sun, 24 May 2020 22:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/peterwalker99/status/1264595398821400577

Yesterday I spoke to someone who encountered Cummings a lot in the education world. They predicted Cummings would stay: "The man's a sociopath. If he's sacked he won't stay quiet, and he knows where too many bodies are buried." It's as convincing an explanation as anything.

Peter Walker (@peterwalker99)Sun, 24 May 2020 16:40 +0000

Yeah, that's why we were all fucking crying on election night.

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When Trump became President could you EVER imagine him causing this much harm to our country?

Victoria Bueno (@vicky_dollysmom)Fri, 22 May 2020 22:58 +0000

ella dawson (@brosandprose)Sun, 24 May 2020 03:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/cabinetofficeuk/status/1264613950790008835

Prime Minister’s advisor pops up and down to Durham to see the bluebells ferrying coronavirus as he goes: Just good parenting Government account sends a tweet: WE WILL INVESTIGATE THIS IMMEDIATELY

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Sun, 24 May 2020 18:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/cabinetofficeuk/status/1264613950790008835

Oh so now you care about the fucking rules

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Sun, 24 May 2020 17:57 +0000

All of you lot who stayed at home? Bad parents. Mugs. Apparently.

Tim Montgomerie (@montie)Sun, 24 May 2020 16:11 +0000

Oh Boris did you not bother to read this before your embarrassment this afternoon? No, I thought not. Your Governments words not mine. #sackcummimgs NOW!

Culver Epps (@CulverE)Sun, 24 May 2020 17:52 +0000

When you realise you are no longer the worst Prime Minister. #BorisJohnson

Josh Harwood (@JoshuaHarwood_)Sun, 24 May 2020 16:51 +0000

The sign language guy got it right #DailyBriefings #BorisJohnson

Adrian McGuinness BSc ⚫️ (@Mcguinness2A)Sun, 24 May 2020 16:46 +0000

If Dominic Cummings isn't gone by the end of today, @BorisJohnson is insulting every grieving relative I have had to call to explain why they can't visit their dying loved one in hospital. Every distraught family member not at a funeral. Every frontline carer risking their life.

Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford)Sun, 24 May 2020 15:28 +0000

Hey Dominic Cummings, you’re an Islington resident. Did you know, we have a wonderful network of Mutual Aid groups supporting residents self-isolating with C-19? We can do shopping, pick-up prescription, even walk your dog. We support everyone no matter who they are.

Guilene Marco (@GuileneMarco)Sat, 23 May 2020 16:04 +0000

yeah that civil service tweet is good, but it’s even better when it’s being read out slowly on BBC News

Jon Stone (@joncstone)Sun, 24 May 2020 17:24 +0000

this person is going to get the sack before dominic cummings does and they endangered nobody

my sexuality is dan levy's eyebrows (@SaimaFerdows)Sun, 24 May 2020 17:15 +0000

Do these people not believe that God was covering those who died from coronavirus?

Eugene Scott (@Eugene_Scott)Sun, 24 May 2020 14:30 +0000

Hey, Dominic Cummings, I haven’t driven the 120 miles to see my Mum in 8 weeks, to even sit in her garden and have a cup of tea with her. I will be driving down next week for her funeral. I’m guessing you’ll get to see your mum again though. #DominicCummingsMustGo

Sam Missingham (@samatlounge)Sat, 23 May 2020 12:04 +0000

Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg)Sun, 24 May 2020 10:42 +0000