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Wear a mask and stop talking shit.
Chen Weihua (陈卫华) (@chenweihua)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 09:21 GMT
Wear a mask and stop talking shit.
Chen Weihua (陈卫华) (@chenweihua)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 09:21 GMT
Tier 5 is Davina McCall standing outside your house and telling you it's time to nominate someone to leave your bubble.
shane reaction ☘️ (@shane_reaction_)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 23:59 GMT
I’ve been to the Tier 3000, not much has changed but we live underwater
ratti hex (@HattiRex)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 20:29 GMT
Only 371 sleeps till Christmas.
Adam Pearson (@Adam_Pearson)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 18:56 GMT
Muslims didn’t visit homes on Eid, Hajj didn’t take place, no Diwali for Hindus, no Vaisakhi for Sikhs. Yet at Christmas it’s perfectly legal to have three families over for 5 days - illegal during the entire pandemic. Never let it be said that minorities don’t put Britain first.
Adil Ray OBE (@adilray)Fri, 18 Dec 2020 10:15 GMT
me in march me in december
trash jones (@jzux)Wed, 16 Dec 2020 22:21 GMT
The government deciding whether to save lives or Christmas
James Felton (@JimMFelton)Thu, 17 Dec 2020 09:43 GMT
Last year I wrote https://www.jvt.me/posts/2019/12/16/second-appendixaversary/ as a reflection on the rupturing of my #appendix two years ago. I can't believe it's three years on, and I really can't imagine how I would have coped if it were this year
I know we’ll probably go back to the office gradually but I can’t stop imagining 50 feral people all trying to remember how to eat a salad in public
Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus)Tue, 15 Dec 2020 06:10 GMT
More Americans died of COVID19 today than died on 9/11. After that horrendous attack, we restructured our way of life & accepted limits on our freedoms to combat the threat of terrorism. 9/11 was one day. COVID is everyday. Be a patriot. Wear a mask. Help us end this pandemic.Craig Spencer MD MPH (@Craig_A_Spencer)Thu, 10 Dec 2020 03:13 GMT
Feeling fuckin buzzed lads
Margaret Keenan (@jordbrookes)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 11:04 GMT
I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his first day in control of Margaret Keenan, 90, from Coventry.
Cornelius Mendez (@ConMend)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 10:02 GMT
Don’t think of it as working from home, think of it as living at work, it’s much more depressing that way
Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D)Thu, 03 Dec 2020 19:15 GMT
Oh the irony
S🐱 (@hbg_honey)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 17:35 GMT
And yet a bunch of colonizers spreading a virus before eating a ton of food is probably the most historically-consistent version of Thanksgiving that we've done.
Kristen Seversky (@KR1573N)Wed, 25 Nov 2020 06:30 GMT
everybody in America thinks they could one day become a billionaire but nobody thinks they could get covid
ellory smith (@ellorysmith)Wed, 25 Nov 2020 18:47 GMT
BREAKING: Vaccinations will start on December 9 in Nottingham and Notts if vaccine(s) approved, health boss says. Full story on its way
Kit Sandeman (@SandemanKit)Tue, 24 Nov 2020 14:40 GMT
the closer it gets to xmas, the more difficult it's proving to feel angrier and angrier about this. Pardon me whilst i evaporate into a mist of annoyance ✌
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I still cannot believe Boris Johnson closed the country down at 9:16pm the night before eid yet is proposing a mix of four households for Christmas four weeks in advance ??? Can you even imagine if this was the other way round the UK would be absolutely FURIOUS
al 🧚🏼♀️ (@alicef1811)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 16:42 GMT
rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Tue, 24 Nov 2020 20:50 GMT
With the return of Rule of 6.. at least this will be easier to remember this year: Partridge in a pear tree 2 turtle doves 3 French Hens 4 Calling birds 5 GOOLD RIIINGS 6 Geese a laying 6 Swans swimming 6 Maids milking 6 drummers drumming 6 pipers piping 6 lords leapingHarvey Hawkins (@harvhawkscomedy)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 16:51 GMT
I am sick of people wondering if it's possible to survive Christmas in lockdown when so many Hindus in the UK have survived Diwali, Navratri, Janmashtmi and so many Muslims have survived Eid and Ramadan. Why are we STILL talking about this?
Parle Patel (@planetParle)Thu, 19 Nov 2020 14:02 GMT
Using cold weather, this guy shows everyone how wearing a mask is effective. Wear a mask.blasianFMA 🇵🇭🏳️🌈 (@blasianFMA)Mon, 16 Nov 2020 03:32 GMT
I've found that thinking of COVID as invisible cigarette smoke helps me reason about it in various situations. Imagine everyone's breathing is smoking. If you could smell the smoke, it's dangerous. An indoor gathering would reek.Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Sun, 15 Nov 2020 23:04 GMT
This whole “another” lockdown thing, like some of us ever left the first one??????
Alicia Lutes (@alicialutes)Thu, 12 Nov 2020 17:05 GMT
Spoke to my Mum the other night, she says my Dad has a cough. I say make sure he gets a test. She says it's probably fine, he gets a cough every year. I say make sure he gets a test. So they book one, he's adamant he doesn't have it. It comes back positive and now he's isolating.
Ben Nuttall (@ben_nuttall)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 18:21 GMT
This shop near Glen Affric is having none o yer crap mask etiquette 😂
Sarah Mackie (@lumi_1984)Mon, 05 Oct 2020 19:00 +0000
Lockdown 2? We all knew it was gonna happen, and This is How We Knew It 🤦🏽♂️😂
Munya Chawawa (@munyachawawa)Sun, 01 Nov 2020 18:59 GMT
Lockdown starts Thursday If it lifts on schedule, businesses will have just 8 working days to implement and train new software, systems and permits to handle whatever post-Brexit trading arrangements the govt agrees Govt cannot currently describe those arrangements 8 daysRuss (@RussInCheshire)Sat, 31 Oct 2020 19:39 GMT
A snippet of Bojo's speech shortly.. On 22 Sep the SAGE scientists recommended a national lockdown to avoid thousands of unnecessary deaths. After giving it careful consideration for 5 weeks, I have decided to act quickly and decisively. #NationalLockdown #Lockdown2Mathew stokes (@Mathew_stokes)Sat, 31 Oct 2020 16:11 GMT
9/11 kills 3,000 people, and we spend the next two decades, thousands of lives, and many billions of dollars attacking the Taliban. Covid kills 250,000 people, and some dudes are like, "Wearing masks and not going to bars is an overreaction!"Post details
WATCH: MSNBC's Chuck Todd Asks if Joe Biden is Taking Covid 'Too Seriously' mediaite.com/a/gnzmoMediaite (@Mediaite)Thu, 29 Oct 2020 14:48 GMT
James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Thu, 29 Oct 2020 16:03 GMT
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
The Expanse (@ExpanseOnPrime)Tue, 27 Oct 2020 21:13 GMT
I would like a refund on my fortune cookie please! 🥠
Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 27 Oct 2020 20:14 GMT
we r watching 2012 the disaster movie and i just think it’s so funny the way this movie thought western governments would have a 3-6 month head start in knowing of an impending catastrophe and would actually prepare for it
feral pumpkin (@freezydorito)Sun, 25 Oct 2020 15:08 GMT
Coughing over trays of liquid nitrogen with and without N95 mask, face shield, and surgical mask.
Tommy Technetium (Tom Kuntzleman) (@pchemstud)Tue, 21 Jul 2020 14:12 +0000
We should start calling social media influencers who are continuing to go to huge parties without masks "influenzers"
Emily (@EmilyKager)Fri, 23 Oct 2020 23:58 +0000
gonna stop now
feral pumpkin (@freezydorito)Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:40 +0000
feral pumpkin (@freezydorito)Fri, 16 Oct 2020 21:06 +0000
This Wirral pub has changed its name to ‘The Three Bellends.’ In protest at the new Tier 3 restrictions placed on the Liverpool city region.
Daisy Ayliffe (@daisyayliffe)Wed, 14 Oct 2020 14:37 +0000
I just screenshotted my fave today lol
☠Spooky☠Scary☠Manuscripts☠ (@AjshaReddick)Thu, 08 Oct 2020 16:57 +0000
Love an immediate, same-sentence fact-check.
Aubrey Hirsch (@aubreyhirsch)Thu, 08 Oct 2020 14:13 +0000
This is the funniest interaction I’ve ever had on this website
Kathryn 🌟 (@biscoffbabe)Mon, 05 Oct 2020 16:37 +0000
Luke, help me take off my mask. I learned so much about lava. One thing’s for certain... don’t let it dominate you. Don’t be afraid of it. Maybe I’m immune, I don’t know.
Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR)Tue, 06 Oct 2020 01:27 +0000
To help Donald Trump get the full COVID-19 experience, let’s make sure he loses his job and is evicted from his home next month.
Jordan Zakarin (@jordanzakarin)Fri, 02 Oct 2020 23:50 +0000
*slaps the roof of .XLS* this bad boy can fit 65,000 test cases in itKatie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Mon, 05 Oct 2020 19:03 +0000
Unless you are willing to guarantee every single person in America the same level of healthcare you just received, for free, shut the fuck up.
Geraldine (@everywhereist)Mon, 05 Oct 2020 18:46 +0000
You literally got drugs that had only been tested on three hundred people. You received experimental treatments that are not available to the public and you have the fucking audacity to say this? You are a fucking sack of shit. You are a monster.Geraldine (@everywhereist)Mon, 05 Oct 2020 18:50 +0000
Trump’s doctor says it’s been 72 hours since diagnosis. THAT MEANS HE KNOWINGLY ATTENDED A FUNDRAISER AFTER TESTING POSITIVEKelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 03 Oct 2020 15:59 +0000
Well, that’s what Muslims were told. And at 9pm the night before Eid when all the cooking was prepped and the gifts were bought. Eid was cancelled. twitter.com/itvemmah/statu…Post details
NEW PM hints he will suspend rule of 6 at least for Xmas day, saying he wouldn't tell a family of 5 they couldn't have both grandparents round for Xmas lunch @itvangliaEmma Hutchinson (@ITVEmmaH)Fri, 02 Oct 2020 14:59 +0000
Shelina Janmohamed (@loveinheadscarf)Fri, 02 Oct 2020 20:04 +0000
Fire up the "It's Always Sunny" theme music
(Poetic) Justice delos Santos (@justdelossantos)Fri, 02 Oct 2020 05:11 +0000