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Wishing the President a speedy recovfefe
Mark Humphries (@markhumphries)Fri, 02 Oct 2020 05:39 +0000
Wishing the President a speedy recovfefe
Mark Humphries (@markhumphries)Fri, 02 Oct 2020 05:39 +0000
Just spoken to my son who is a student in Scotland. They are now not allowed to visit each other’s flats, banned from going to pubs & all tuition is online. So they’re getting in debt paying huge amounts of rent & fees to stay imprisoned in their rooms. This can’t be right
christinalamb (@christinalamb)Fri, 25 Sep 2020 11:35 +0000
I am so ridiculously glad I chose the OU to start remote studying this autumn rather than studying on campus as a day student at a local university... 🦠😬
Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 25 Sep 2020 20:38 +0000
It's so common to pick up transmissible diseases in UK universities that there's a name for it that everyone knows, Freshers' flu. It has a wikipedia page, it has an NHS page, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY'VE ALLOWED FRESHERS' FLU TO BE COVID
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Glasgow University has confirmed they are aware of two significant clusters of Covid-19 in their student accommodation buildings. They say the number of cases since the start of term is 124 but “the actual number is likely to be higher”. 600+ students are self-isolating.Radio Clyde News (@RadioClydeNews)Wed, 23 Sep 2020 18:11 +0000
Joe (@jna_sh)Wed, 23 Sep 2020 18:50 +0000
Boris Johnson blaming rule-breakers. Weird how everyone stopped obeying the rules at the exact same time schools reopened and everyone was paid to eat at Nando’s and told to get back to work or risk getting fired from their jobs they'd been successfully performing from home.
James Felton (@JimMFelton)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 19:11 +0000
Covid turning up at the pub to find it shut at 10
HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 09:36 +0000
Hit Like, see what happens 😉 #WearAMaskSafwan AhmedMia (@SuperSaf)Mon, 21 Sep 2020 16:15 +0000
Use lockdown 2 to get something you couldn't be fucked to do during lockdown 1, like learning french or implementing an effective test track and trace.
James Felton (@JimMFelton)Mon, 21 Sep 2020 12:55 +0000
Matt Hancock’s furrowed brow as Philip Schofield says thirty kids can’t go & feed ducks but thirty blokes can go out & shoot them
Toby Earle (@TobyonTV)Mon, 21 Sep 2020 10:41 +0000
weird that offices are nsfw right now
phil (@PhilJamesson)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 21:18 +0000
A reminder, as we head into a second wave amid govt briefings that it was caused by the public socialising, of these images of the chancellor launching an incentive for the public to eat out inside restaurants, serving food without wearing a mask or a visor
Jess Brammar (@jessbrammar)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 05:32 +0000
images that might be cursed (@mightbecursed)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 21:50 +0000
I don’t know how to feel anymore.
Bryan Wants To Make A Difference (@BreatheNewWinds)Thu, 17 Sep 2020 22:10 +0000
I am apparently entering the "getting freaked out by friendly bodily contact in movies" stage of our covid existence.
Joe (@jna_sh)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 08:31 +0000
People are idiots. I give up. I'd tell you to wear a mask but fuck it, people are just too simple to get this.Cristiano Betta (@cbetta)Tue, 15 Sep 2020 13:49 +0000
Who would’ve thought? Not me 😷
Sean Evans (@seanseaevans)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 20:00 +0000
It’s almost as if..... people aren’t working and don’t have money to see a movie!!!! twitter.com/indiewire/stat…Post details
‘Tenet’ Earns $6.7 Million, Total Box Office Is Under $15 Million: Theaters Are in a World of Hurt bit.ly/35zbdkIIndieWire (@IndieWire)Sun, 13 Sep 2020 19:37 +0000
Ira Madison III (@ira)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 05:44 +0000
Ben Halpern 🌱 (@bendhalpern)Sat, 12 Sep 2020 22:40 +0000
real fucked up that on the same newspaper front pages theres ppl who video their grandpa across the street and haven seen each other in person for a year and ppl angry bc they had to cut their family hols in cyprus two days short
laura calabazas (@freezydorito)Sat, 12 Sep 2020 08:40 +0000
You don’t say 🙄
Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 07:41 +0000
My pettiness level: Got told to fuck off by the Mum of the family in Greggs who were stood right up my arse when I politely asked if they could stand back a couple of meters. As a result I was forced to buy the last slice of pizza that their son said he wanted & he cried.Fromage a trois (@Paul_Hawkins83)Wed, 26 Aug 2020 11:47 +0000
What was once a funny meme is just now four moods leaving the house during covid.
TorAthena (@TorAthena)Fri, 21 Aug 2020 10:07 +0000
Although their ‘Kill all Humans’ policy is, of course, troubling, I can’t help but admire the Daleks’ flawless social distancing.
Marshall Julius (@MarshallJulius)Fri, 21 Aug 2020 10:53 +0000
The wicker face mask also works for trips to the supermarket
Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Tue, 18 Aug 2020 08:21 +0000
The most American thing I've seen today.
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America has a pandemic problem so I solved it by making a gun:
Allen Pan (@AnyTechnology)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 18:03 +0000
Dan Webb (@dan_webb)Sun, 16 Aug 2020 08:42 +0000
Me: I’m going to skip conferences in 2020 to focus my time and efforts elsewhere 2020: lol yeah it’s “your decision” okayKelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 13:12 +0000
I had to say goodbye to my mom dying of COVID over zoom. But I'm sure your brunch, your bar hop, your party was worth it.Tim Zook (he/him) (@warofthesuburbs)Sun, 09 Aug 2020 20:35 +0000
If it's so imperative to control the virus, why aren't the government putting their marketing budget to tell us about, perhaps, the most successful strategy for doing so: wearing a mask?
Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 18:14 +0000
ugh i wish everyone would take this virus seriously. my husband and i are vacationing in tahiti and literally no one at this beach party we're having is wearing masks. i sincerely hope this improves. my husband really needed this vacation bc his covid is making him so depressed.
Ingrid Ostby (@ingridostby)Thu, 06 Aug 2020 02:19 +0000
My professional opinion as an infectious disease epidemiologist who has directly worked with COVID19 data: lol we're fucked
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This is the plexiglass shield just installed in every UGA classroom to separate faculty from students. I am just over 6 feet.
Scott Nelson (@nelsonhist)Thu, 06 Aug 2020 22:33 +0000
Fausto Bustos, PhD #BlackLivesMatter (@FaustoBustos)Fri, 07 Aug 2020 02:38 +0000
I'm no Epidemiologist, but if 9 guys can't play with a ball, outside on a big field and not get Coronavirus, millions of kids can't go back to school.
Obamalove (@KristinGKroll1)Tue, 28 Jul 2020 00:22 +0000
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Make 👏 it 👏 socially 👏 acceptable 👏 to 👏 wear 👏 a 👏 plague 👏 doctor 👏 mask 👏 on 👏 the 👏 tube 👏
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Zoë Tomalin (@ZoeTomalin)Sun, 02 Aug 2020 09:22 +0000
This was Brighton beach today, but I wasn’t allowed to see my grandparents in Bradford for Eid al-Adha. Pathetic & insulting.
Aleesha (@a_leesha1)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 21:26 +0000
So strange how they opened the pubs and now we have a higher infection rate.
David R White (@drdrwhite)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 10:32 +0000
Now *this* is a mask! (found on Facebook)
Trev (@AntiSilence666)Wed, 29 Jul 2020 19:36 +0000
WHO DID THIS
Theo (@tprstly)Sun, 26 Jul 2020 18:41 +0000
PierreJoye (@PierreJoye)Sun, 26 Jul 2020 02:06 +0000
#Morph has just had a coughing fit, so of course I'm now Googling "can cats get #coronavirus" 😬😿
My new situation appropriate face mask arrived 😷
Andrew Hutchings (@LinuxJedi)Fri, 24 Jul 2020 12:19 +0000
Soona (@soonaorlater)Fri, 24 Jul 2020 19:47 +0000
The only relevant meme
G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 21:18 +0000
Seeing packed restaurants after the lockdown was eased in the UK.
Ingvar Stepanyan (@RReverser)Fri, 17 Jul 2020 14:33 +0000
Was playing PUBG today and a Chinese girl started talking about where we were going to drop, and one of the guys starts going "OH YOU GIRL YOU GIRL?" Without skipping a beat, she rails into him, "OH YEAH IM GIRL YOU BOY? YOU DUMB AMERICAN BOY? YOU DIE FROM CORONA YET?" she rulesgomatgo, the bone pharaoh (@gomatgo)Thu, 16 Jul 2020 05:12 +0000
Does she read her own shit columns
James Felton (@JimMFelton)Wed, 15 Jul 2020 09:01 +0000
why I won’t wear a mask
kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 18:08 +0000
RT @OwensDamien Disney World is reopening in Florida. You can go meet the updated Seven Dwarfs, Dopey, Coughy, Wheezy, Sweaty, Frightened, Lonely, and Dead.Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 16:46 +0000
Show this to someone who doesn’t get it.
Darwin Award 🔞 (@AwardsDarwin)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 20:44 +0000
I feel personally attacked by this tweet. I don't know how I'm going to continue to grow my wardrobe in a post-COVID world
My fiancé’s entire wardrobe is all tech “swag” that you get from conferences and joining new communities lol
Pariss Athena⚡️Black Tech Pipeline Founder (@ParissAthena)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 14:27 +0000
Watching Avengers Endgame, seeing a world where people are struggling to deal with a worldwide catastrophe, it might be the closest thing we have to a film that depicts a post-Covid world
Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 21:03 +0000