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Have you been naughty or nice? Watch full vid youtu.be/wmBlQllspVQTom Cardy (@Tomycardy)Sat, 18 Dec 2021 20:01 GMT
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Every year I wait to hear how the sprout war continues. It doesn’t disappoint.
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Since 2016 Dad & I have waged sprout war: I’ve hidden them in chocolate, in his toothpaste, he has retaliated by filling my bedsheets with them... It is an even-sided conflict, with both resorting to greater nefariousness & descending to even more underhand deception each year.
Judy Louie Brown (@mcjude)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 19:32 GMT
Jenny Wong 🐝 (@miss_jwo)Tue, 28 Dec 2021 10:41 GMT
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Living the serverless dream: Christmas Day 2021, when everybody who has bought a Roomba since Black Friday opens them in about a four hour window on Christmas morning, was completely hands off keyboard for us. Literally nothing needed to handle the massive influx of traffic.
Ben Kehoe (@ben11kehoe)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 19:58 GMT
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Got a post-xmas Sainsbury's shop this morning. All of my bread products have been substituted with hot cross buns.Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 12:21 GMT
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jame (@videojame_)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 15:04 GMT
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Remember kids, your differences will be shamed and ridiculed until they can turn a profit.
Bucky with the Good Arm (@benjancewicz)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 16:17 GMT
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Only real Santa Claus fans will retweet this picture of our Christmas hero
Lily Simpson (@LilySimpson1312)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 14:30 GMT
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Having worked opposite a Pandora I can tell you that the queue is all men on the 24th and all women with receipts on the 26th
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Men out in the wild…
Deborah. ✨ (@DebStevo90)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 12:19 GMT
Laurie (@Laurence__Hunt)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 13:12 GMT
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We are officially now in that weird haze between Christmas and New Years when we're all like what day is it? Are banks open? Are other people working? Is it still okay to eat leftover ham? What am I doing with my life? Is my ex happy?
Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 09:05 GMT
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The ‘mas’ in ‘Christmas’ comes from the word ‘mass’, which, in its turn, is thought to come from the Latin phrase ‘Ite, missa est’ spoken by a priest at the end of the liturgy and which can be translated as ‘Go, it is the dismissal’. So Christmas means 'go away Christ'.
Quite Interesting (@qikipedia)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 13:00 GMT
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My Grandma got @ryanharpergray a Nintendo Switch then immediately threatened him 😂Atsuko Okatsuka (@AtsukoComedy)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 03:38 GMT
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- evening phone call with uncles - text check-ins with new cute mutual aid / fellow chronic illness buddy Today ruled on both chosen and standard-issue family fronts. For the first time...ever? Look how much fun you can have while staying home! 😎 Stay home more plz!Kate Taggart (@qkate)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 05:41 GMT
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Today was actually a really baller Christmas despite self-isolating: - morning video call with my aunt & uncle - virtual knitting circle crew special holiday edition hang - MarioKart with lil bro & his fiancé - virtual time w what would have been IRL board game friend couple ...Kate Taggart (@qkate)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 05:41 GMT
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A very COVID christmas 😷🎄🌡😭 Not how I was expecting to spend the holidays AT ALL but I guess thankful for quarantine companions, American eggnog, reality TV and cuddly pups. Please please keep taking precautions, testing regularly and get boosters if you haven’t already ❤️🩹Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 02:00 GMT
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Yorkshire puddings belong in a Christmas dinner. That’s the tweet.PCSpecialist (@PCSpecialist)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 19:48 GMT
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Kids if you like men with big white beards, the color red, and the redistribution of property, have I got a book for you
Shuja Haider (@shujaxhaider)Mon, 25 Dec 2017 15:27 GMT
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The holidays with season 3 of covid
Connor Coyne (@concoyne)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 18:19 GMT
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merry xmas
brian 💚 (@wavebeem)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 08:20 GMT
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Where does John McClain fall on the Christmas spectrum?
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Earthling (@ziyatong)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 21:26 GMT
Tane Piper (@tanepiper)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 21:23 GMT
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Santa has read your tweets all year. Many of you will be getting science books.
Larry Buhl (@LarryBuhl)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 15:21 GMT
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Happy Lateral Flow Test day everyone
Karl (@karlstoney)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 11:38 GMT
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Merry Christmas from the Holloway-George household Hope everyone celebrating has an amazing day 🐶🎄Ed George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 11:48 GMT
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Happy Christmas, friends! 🎄💛
A Christmas Carol 🎄 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 12:19 GMT
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Happy Holidays, folks. My wonderful wife made me and the puppy matching jumpers and it’s making me so happy 😍Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 12:19 GMT
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Merry Christmas 🌲☃️🎅 how it how it’s started goingRichard Bradshaw (@FriendlyTester)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 12:17 GMT
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You have been visited by disenfranchised Sean-ta Claus - may your Christmas be brighter than his was 😜 Merry Christmas to you all! 🎅Sean M. Tracey (@seanmtracey)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 12:28 GMT
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My mate’s cousin, Matt, is quite laterally a genius. Praise be to his lateral flow church…
David Levin (@davidlevin123)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 00:04 GMT
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Merry Christmas Doom Scroll and all those who etch upon it!
Dj Walker-Morgan (@Codepope)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 10:38 GMT
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When they talk about Santa in the news
Killian Sundermann (@killersundymann)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 17:40 GMT
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7yo was singing Deck the Halls and said "daily peril" instead of "gay apparel." Don we now our daily peril. 2021-22 in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen. 🙄Esther Duttweiler (@edutt88)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 04:31 GMT
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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the cloud, Not a server was stirring, not even a route! The pagers were placed by the bedside with care, While warning anyone that deploying THIS Friday beware!swyx (@swyx)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 07:32 GMT
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The festive urge to eat everything in sight
Jake Wright (@JakeWrightUK)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 23:25 GMT
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I can confirm at 23:10 on Christmas Eve I have succeeded in whamageddon for the first year ever
Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 23:09 GMT
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I go the other way. Wham we’re such legends that they arranged for all of the royalties from Last Christmas go to various charities. Initially famine relief, then others. It is the anti-cash-in-christmas song. So the more I hear it, the happier it makes me. Also George Michael.Phil Hawksworth (@philhawksworth)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 23:25 GMT
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It's okay to not be okay, my friends. This is a hard time of the year. One holiday season seven years ago, I was suicidal. I bottled it all in. The holidays are tough. Talk to someone you can vent at. Just vent. It's all okay.
aaron ✊🏼 (@aaronbrazell)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 21:46 GMT
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I will not be wishing a Merry Christmas to anyone in a “late Christmas” country - you made your choice
pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 22:09 GMT
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I once had the shittiest Christmas and open source saved me (and possibly my life). Just saying. Everyone has their own way to recharge. Sometimes that means doing something that *they* want for a change.
Anna "Legacy Archaeologist" Filina (@afilina)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 13:18 GMT
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Its not Christmas until Hans Gruber is pushed off a building for upsetting Emma Thompson #LoveToDieHardActuallyFrimblesFarm 🐝🐕🌿🐓🐄🐖🐑🐐 (@FrimblesFarm)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 21:45 GMT
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Or Hans Gruber will come get you whilst you sleep!
Michael Clarke (@Mr_Mike_Clarke)Fri, 17 Dec 2021 13:51 GMT
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My mum just waited until the dog had walked out the room to tell me what she'd bought him for Christmas.
Louise Haigh (@LouHaigh)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 19:14 GMT
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Every so often I'll think of a new one and just blurt out "So you know we have Santa Claus..." and she'll sigh. She's stuck with me.Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️🌈 (@CodeFoodPixels)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 18:05 GMT
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So my current favourite thing is to ask @_QueenOfNaps_ things along the lines of "so if we have Santa Claus and pets have Santa Paws, do dinosaurs have Santa Roars?" My favourites so far including that one are "Do stock pots have Santa Knorrs?" And "Do fish have Santa Jaws?"Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️🌈 (@CodeFoodPixels)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 18:04 GMT
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The LordJason (@longwall26)Sun, 23 Dec 2018 16:31 GMT
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Christmas Eve is good because you can shout “DON’T COME IN HERE!!!” and people assume you’re wrapping their presents, rather than just wanting to be left alone.
Rob Temple (@RobTemple101)Sun, 24 Dec 2017 11:06 GMT
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Nothing (as I don’t cook). Next year we are hiring a caterer. Why complicate a day with family wondering about food?
Bryan Liles (@bryanl)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 16:21 GMT
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Ha. I hadn’t seen this. Well played timing by Johns Hopkins social media team.
Jason Kint (@jason_kint)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 23:24 GMT
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This was my opinion of Elf On A Shelf in 2017. If anything my view has strengthened. It is immoral, on many levels.
𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗿 ᶦˢ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ᵘⁿᶜᵒⁿᵛᶦⁿᶜᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵇˡᵒᶜᵏᶜʰᵃᶦⁿ (@alexbloor)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 07:45 GMT
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Hope the festive season brings you some rest It used to be knowing you had to deal with racist uncle Pete or your critical mom Now it is the horror of discovering your friends or close ones are anti vaxx or anti mask. Good luckStella (@RisuToInu)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 07:28 GMT
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and lastly get over yourself. there are ppl whose family are dead, estranged, never existed. ppl in prison and in detainment camps. this holiday is supposed to be about thinking of your entire community. Realize you are one of MANY alone this season and send good vibes.
FLEEKNIK (@Judnikki)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 15:24 GMT
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