It takes 12,000 plays on Spotify for a band to make the same as you buying one of their T-shirts.

1. Read this: “Just as GitHub was founded on Git, today we are re-founded on Copilot.” https://github.blog/2023-11-08-universe-2023-copilot-transforms-github-into-the-ai-powered-developer-platform/ 2. Go here: https://codeberg.org/ #git #gitHub #codeberg #enshittification #BigTech #cooperative #dev

Attached: 1 image @chirpbirb@meow.social @ian@hachyderm.io Stranger sliding in to note that this bisexual manifesto is in solidarity with all queers.

No Nut November has well known connections to fascist ideologies. Therefore it is your solemn duty to have as many orgasms as possible this month. Start masturbating and never stop to combat white supremacy and patriarchal ideals of purity

we're here, we're queer, `Last error: Socket: Connection reset by peer`

API designers and developers, you have to check out Redocly CLI. It’s replaced the old abandonware Speccy which handled linting and bundling, and completely obsoletes Swagger CLI which I’ve thankfully deprecated. #API #OpenAPI #REST #APIDesign https://apisyouwonthate.com/blog/redocly-cli/

@ScribblingOn@octodon.social As I like to quote from Emma Goldman “No one is lazy. They grow hopeless from the misery of their present existence, and give up." I can't run if my legs are past the point of even being able to walk #FuckCapitalism

Attached: 1 image If you didn’t make it to Chicago for @KubeCon_ join us in London free on 21 November for all things platform engineering https://eventbrite.co.uk/e/openuk-awards-2023-tickets-740074541877 #openuk #opensource #kubecon #kubernetes #platformengineering

Suggested Read: No, Okta, senior management, not an errant employee, caused you to get hacked https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2023/11/no-okta-senior-management-not-an-errant-employee-caused-you-to-get-hacked/ #devopsish

Everyone thinks, haha, these squirrels don't even remember where they hid 90% of the nuts they store for the winter they are so dumb, but nobody ever asks if the squirrels might be out there thinking, my ancestors planted this forest that provides for us all, and my children's children will know the same of me.

@moondog548@nerdculture.de Yeah, mind you, the only folks we prosecute are the ones who steal from the rich. Stealing from the poor is called “the business model.”

they say autistic people take things literally but they're thinking of kleptomaniacs

But that's a medium-term problem. The long-term issue with "rockstar" developers is that they tend to create a situation where the business says "Oh, we can just give that to Joe to do, because Alan will take too long and do a bad job." So Joe does the work. And Alan never learns. "Rockstar" developers can lull organisations into thinking they don't need to invest in building capability at the *team* level.

Being a cruel sociopath is a lifestyle choice but should not be an electable position. #UKPolitics

A Pinky & Brain spin-off for grown ups that always starts with them sitting tired at coffee in the morning: Pinky: "What are we going to do tonight?" Brain: "Same thing we do every night. Try to go to bed early" And then the whole episode is just about how stuff comes up and prevents them from going to bed early.

Attached: 1 image i too cry when cutting up an onion but it’s with the happiness of knowing i’m releasing the joyful soul trapped within

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You don’t have “burnout,” you have stress-induced neurological decline due to long-term brain damage. Giving it a cutesy name may help you discuss it amongst allies, but it will not demand the recognition you need from medical professionals, your peers, or those oppressing you.

A true warrior always stands at the ready to give assistance, but knows that sometimes the best help is to give someone the time and space to help themselves. Knowing that you are willing to lend your strength is sometimes all it takes for those in need to regain theirs.

How are everyone's spoon levels this Wednesday? [ ] 🥄 [ ] 🥄 🥄 🥄 🥄 [ ] ➖ 🥄 [ ] ➖ 🥄 🥄 🥄 🥄

Fascinating both for what it says about dev & what it says about statistics: A gamedev realized Linux users were just 5.8% of their sales, but represented 38% of bug reports. Then they looked at those numbers closer, and realized. Linux users were not experiencing more bugs. Almost none of the Linux-user bugs were Linux-related. Linux users were simply *more likely to file bugs*. Their conclusion: A linux port pays for itself bc it nerdsnipes ppl into giving u free QA https://techhub.social/@ozone89/111337250473454154

Saw a job posting touting “no politics at work” as a benefit. Mate, I work in #OpenSource. It's _all_ political. So grab your "no politics at work" and go take a long walk off a short pier.

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passwords when you don’t enforce changing them every 2 months: Viy$Ehi8sy3&2WQ passwords when you enforce changing them regularly: password01!? password02!? password03!? password04!? password05!?