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That’s quinoa. Quarantine is the website with dubious answers that forces you to log in to keep reading.

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That’s Quetzalcoatl. Quarantine is a shitty tasting seed based grain that my wife makes me eat instead of rice.

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LIL UZI PERF (@ken_wheeler)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 11:37 GMT

Dan Abramov (@dan_abramov)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 13:09 GMT

I am SCREAMING @mattheath tried to use the voice search on our tv to find the Darth Maul fight from The Phantom Menace and... the tv had a bit of trouble with his British accent saying “duel of fates” 😂😂😂

Kate (@SBinLondon)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 21:59 GMT

hackathon names that didn't age well: COVhack-19

James Vickery (@jmsve)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 20:25 GMT

Unexpectedly working from home because of #Covid_19? Join @dylanbeattie tomorrow for some remote working social time! 🎉 Head over to our slack, we have a dedicated remote work channel and you'll find all the details for the virtual catch up 👩‍💻 👉 nott.tech/slack

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I'm running some 'virtual social' events. Partly for fun, partly to see how various video platforms cope with lots of people, and give us all a place to test webcams and microphones and stuff. Who's up for a Zoom Lunch Meetup tomorrow, 13:00 UK time? DM me for info + invitations!

Dylan Beattie 🇪🇺 (@dylanbeattie)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 18:02 GMT

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 19:43 GMT

RT @garrcie

corona virus my tweets 🤝 funny at first but people are starting to get concerned now

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 21:58 GMT

Congrats to @anna_hax for winning the @PHPYorkshire swag bag at tonight's #PHPMiNDS - and thanks @akrabat for bringing it

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 20:54 GMT

How to make this more clear? Any language allows SQLi. Suggesting "stop using PHP" is a ridiculous solution. A developer in need of education will still be in need of education if they switch to another language. How is this hard for people to understand?

Anthony, of course (@ofcAnthony)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 17:09 GMT

How to make this more clear? Any language allows SQLi. Suggesting "stop using PHP" is a ridiculous solution. A developer in need of education will still be in need of education if they switch to another language. How is this hard for people to understand?

Anthony, of course (@ofcAnthony)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 17:09 GMT

Lots of science-y folks are posting this graph. But if there is one thing I have learned from being on the internet, it is this: Data/graphs: Not compelling to many. Kitties: Compelling to many. So I present: #Catteningthecurve. #scicomm #epitwitter

Anne Marie Darling (@amdar1ing)Wed, 11 Mar 2020 23:16 GMT

About to kick off at #PHPMiNDS here @wearejh! Looking forward to hearing from @akrabat about Slim 4, always a great speaker 🤓🐘 #php

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 19:12 GMT

Mood

‏Pα̹̖̺̃̊ͩ̑̽ͥν͍̯̳̳τ̗̘̺̥̦͊̉̃ͥͫͅε̝͗̎͗ͮλ̒̓̿͆is🇪🇺 (@PandelisZ)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 10:54 GMT

Kitchen roll hasn't sold out. How weak are your anii?

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 18:27 GMT

“I’ll have a Corona... hold the virus!” -a dad on vacation somewhere in Florida right now

a tweet from eli!!! (@eliyudin)Wed, 11 Mar 2020 17:08 GMT

Curious to know what the legal implications are if I take my son out of school effective immediately given the governments idiotic delay in officially shutting down the schools.

Stevie Buckley (@StevieBuckley)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 17:31 GMT

A good friend's cousin died leaving 3 kids behind 💔 Hug your loved ones and PLEASE seek help if you're depressed or thinking about killing yourself.

Justin 🤘 Garrison (@rothgar)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 15:57 GMT

Working in a blog post on the six months after moving to Aberdeen. Topics to cover include remote work, starting climbing again, weirdly starting to run distances again, but what else should I cover?

Will Ellwood (@fragmad)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 13:23 GMT

Norfolk is the only county in the UK without any confirmed cases of coronavirus The total lack of transport links to the rest of the UK is finally paying off

Jessica Barnard (@JessicaLBarnard)Wed, 11 Mar 2020 23:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/matteocollina/status/1237845042317819905

Reminds me of a (supposed) Russian adage: The church is near, but the road is icy. The pub is far, but I’ll be careful.

Tim Keating (@mrtact)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 00:47 GMT

The Office: Coronavirus Michael ignores the “work from home” memo because he thinks that everyone should be together at a time like this Dwight acts completely normal & claims genetic immunity Angela wears a hazmat suit Kevin says that he’s had it for weeks & feels fine

Daniel Burnell (@the_real_bnell)Mon, 09 Mar 2020 23:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/the_real_bnell/status/1237165265604968448

Creed is somehow Patient Zero Stanley is on a beach with a margarita as a video conference begins Andy looked at WebMD & is now losing his mind The episode ends with Michael shopping alone at Costco on a Saturday. He’s excited because he usually “can’t even get in the door”

Daniel Burnell (@the_real_bnell)Tue, 10 Mar 2020 00:17 GMT

Hey techfolk: We need to talk about social distancing, remote work, streaming media and Internet bandwidth. Because we‘re right on the cusp of a major ancillary coronavirus problem: Bottlenecking and Internet access issues.

Jeff Yang (@originalspin)Wed, 11 Mar 2020 17:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1237902555843346432

Professor Umbridge: Because she is the epitome of the system that’s meant to protect everyone, harming with government approval. Plans for the common good being subverted for personal benefit. How it can all be turned on it’s ear by people who think they are doing right.

Melissa Fetterman (@Melissa_mf790)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 01:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1237902555843346432

Killmonger, because he was right.

Davids and Dragons (@davids_and)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 00:49 GMT

The World Health Organization (WHO) announced that dogs cannot get Covid-19. Dogs can be released from quarantine. I guess you could say that "WHO let the dogs out" who.int/emergencies/di… #dadjokes

Sam Geraci (@AmFamSamGeraci)Wed, 11 Mar 2020 16:53 GMT

THE TAMPON TAX HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN ABOLISHED!!! From January 2021, there will be no more VAT on women’s sanitary products, in line with the VAT policy on other life essentials! #Budget2020

Lola (@AdultingByLola)Wed, 11 Mar 2020 14:13 GMT

Ya'll are gonna eat all your quarantine snacks in one night.

Octavia Butler knew... (@NotNikyatu)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 01:05 GMT

if your dog stretches and you dont say "OH BIG STRETCH" every single time then you are a psychopath and i dont want to know you

Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence)Wed, 11 Mar 2020 02:44 GMT

So did Trump really just cancel travel TO Europe as well as from? Because if so I’m stranded in the US for 30 days...

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 01:42 GMT

If I already have my personal accounts all in @monzo and then move my business account there does that mean #FullFullMonzo ?

Richard Bagshaw (@bagwaa)Wed, 11 Mar 2020 09:49 GMT