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https://twitter.com/NOVATURlENTS/status/1236213969691365376

gaby is ignored by louis ◟̽◞̽ (@WEMADEITAHABIT)Sun, 08 Mar 2020 00:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/GTime78/status/1235683682603556864

You're just mad because no girl will ever look at you the way Harley looks at that sandwich.

Why (@ElfFromDenerim)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 19:28 GMT

Parents: panic buying tissues and soap. Children:

Matthew (@dlglsh)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 10:14 GMT

𝗙𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵.

Saturday Night Live - SNL (@nbcsnl)Sun, 08 Mar 2020 05:27 GMT

Panic buying toilet roll makes a lot of sense if the supermarkets are going to run out of toilet roll because everyone's panic buying toilet roll. If you didn't panic buy toilet roll, now is the time to panic because you can't buy toilet roll

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 23:25 GMT

I have finally achieved backyard goals. Not another human in sight.

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 21:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/hmemcpy/status/1236041029901565952

I agree but you still have to be careful. The with-lease part only checks if your local view of the remote is different from the actual remote. If you git fetch beforehand, then this won't stop you from overwriting changes you might not be have noticed on the remote.

Basile Henry (@basile_henry)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 21:36 GMT

good morning to all the kids under quarantine in wuhan who defeated the app assigning them homework by spamming it with 1-star reviews until it got removed from the app store

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The word from Wuhan lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v42/…

Elizabeth Lopatto (@mslopatto)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 16:02 GMT

𝕁𝕒𝕟𝕦𝕤 ℝ𝕠𝕤𝕖 🥀 (@zenalbatross)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 16:52 GMT

I don’t post like I used to because the responses from men have become unbearable. The gamut of creepy, condescending or copycat. They do it in person at conferences too, which makes me think twice about speaking. (And I witness this being far worse for women less white than me)

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Nevertheless, I coded and wrote about it online. dev.to/aspittel/never…

Ali Spittel 🐞 (@ASpittel)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 19:18 GMT

Laura Kalbag (@LauraKalbag)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 11:32 GMT

Big thank you 🤗 to the wonderful #TechNotts and #WiTNotts for my prize🎉 of a free login to the @pluralsight learning platform.

Bal Hayre (@balhayre)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 15:28 GMT

I’ve never wanted a cat and then I saw this video and now I want a cat

Oliver Sachgau (@sachgau)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 14:57 GMT

RT @lizandmollie Conflict is inevitable, so make sure you know how to keep it constructive.

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 17:59 GMT

It's done. My brew is ready. I am drinking beer that I made myself and it is good!

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 18:47 GMT

TIL: Lindom is a fetish in which the sub contributes code to the linux kernel in order to be humiliated by Linus Torvalds on the linux-kernel mailing list.

Czarknado 🦈🌪️ (@pczarkowski)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 23:35 GMT

Heard you needed a situationally-appropriate greenscreen image for video calls. Here's one, #infosec fam:

Jurisprudent Computerist ⚖💾👨‍⚖⛤☠ (@Esquiring)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 04:49 GMT

If your job spec looks like this: * HTML, CSS * JavaScript, Python * NodeJS, GraphQL * React * AWS * Docker * Jenkins, Drone * Bash scripting * Puppet * Terraform * Kubernetes * MySQL, DynamoDB, MongoDB, Aurora You're looking for an entire IT department, not for a developer!

ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟɪɴ ᴘɪᴛ 💡🚀 (@catalinmpit)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 11:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1235963750546649088

✨ @anna_hax One of the funniest women I know, always smiling, worries about everyone, changed career direction completely and is smashing it (and the patriarchy). Organises #WiTNotts & #TechNott and empowers women. She’s amazing.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 16:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1235964116814217222

✨ @LittleHelli #WiTNotts organiser, accessibility advocate, and conference speaker extraordinaire - you need a speaker? Book Helen. She can speak really good. Agrees that my cat Audrey is an asshole.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 16:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1235964407844417537

✨ @rizbizkits Can turn words into magic - she writes the most beautiful poetry & was the first person to ever write me a poem (which is one of my most treasured possessions). Quick witted and funny, one of the most charismatic people you’ll ever meet.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 16:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1235964003064721408

✨ @CarolSaysThings Always busy - I don’t know how she does all the things! Plant mum, organiser of many meetups, developer, Capoeira, gif queen. Mentors and coaches women new to tech. Genuinely passionate about empowering women.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 16:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1235964904156409856

✨ @short_louise Organises tech events locally and nationally. Produces a podcast, loves a good board game and has the largest collection of anyone I know. Inspiring leader in her field.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 16:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1235964217305464833

✨ @JessPWhite Conference speaker AND organiser, always has colourful hair. Addicted to pins, and really wants a cat. Fellow spoonie, she introduced me to the spoon theory and I love her for it.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 16:23 GMT

When u sign an NDA:

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👩‍💻 Woman Technologist + 🤐 Zipper-Mouth Face

Emoji + Face Mashup Bot (@EmojiMashupFace)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 01:49 GMT

Chloe Condon 🎀 (@ChloeCondon)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 01:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1236199908224294915

The QI Elves would like to be clear that we aren't proposing this as an alternative to thorough hand-washing.

Quite Interesting Facts (@qikipedia)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 09:14 GMT

Who in the NHS approved this?! 😂😂😂😂

Ismael (@ISHXSQ)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 12:13 GMT

Someone on the radio said Britain will remain calm about the Coronavirus. People phoned the police when KFC ran out of chicken

joe heenan (@joeheenan)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 08:33 GMT

One of my coworkers referred to tabletopping a pretend outage as "Dungeons and Downtime" last week, and I'm still laughing about it.

Shawna Scott (@shawnacscott)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 19:28 GMT

Last night I was explaining to a new gym instructor about how I've got metal rods along my spine, and she replied, "oh, so you're like a kebab" and I don't think I'll stop thinking about that for a while.

Hannah Rich (@hannahmerich)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 12:15 GMT

do y’all like your PB&J with or without the door hinge

Chase (@chaselyons)Thu, 05 Mar 2020 19:33 GMT

To the person who religiously dislikes every single one of my YouTube videos as soon as they come out or a few hours later, I see you. Thank you for always giving me at least 1 view on my work. It means a lot. 🙏🏻🤣

Pauline P. Narvas · pawlean.com (@paulienuh)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 21:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/xoGlitterTV/status/1235751681410899968

Wait, I could have picked 3?!

Fletcher (@FletcherGoss)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 02:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/xoGlitterTV/status/1235751681410899968

Forgot "time to watch what everyone is talking about"

Matthew Schell (@MatthewSchell2)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 04:11 GMT

You're an adult now, pick 3: ‣ full time job ‣ a consistent workout schedule ‣ a sex life ‣ the will to live ‣ a fridge with actual food in it ‣ one large coffee

Glitter 🌌 (@xoGlitterTV)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 02:18 GMT

This week in the #indieweb indieweb.org/this-week/2020…

IndieWebCamp (@indiewebcamp)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 23:15 GMT