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My phone keeps correcting mansplaining to nansplaining and now I need some nansplaining in my life. "Oh, you see dear, he broke up with you because you had sex with him. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 28 Feb 2020 18:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/Humphreytalks/status/1233184797507256320

Thanks! What’s crazy is that if you made $10,000 an hour and work 40 hours per week, it would take 6000 years to make that much money.

he (@jerebloom)Fri, 28 Feb 2020 06:03 GMT

I have just been informed that locally “mocking cloud services” doesn’t mean what I thought it did and I owe @awscloud a stupendous apology.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 23:22 GMT

when you're 20+

‏ً (@90sJapan)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 21:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1232430087229800448

This is a strong look, it says "Yes I'm the leader of a death cult in the desert but I also go to Nandos"

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 19:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1232430087229800448

I don't think I'll ever get over the fact that you just had a massive (and let's face it, gross) hole in your stomach for AGES 🤯 So glad you kicked appendicitis' ass 🙌😊 xx

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 20:01 GMT

Sometimes when I can’t figure out how to deploy an @awscloud service, I restrict an IAM user to just that service and check the keys in publicly just to see how the attacker configures it.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 17:40 GMT

At some point I switched out Facebook for Twitter because I much prefer the terrible politics of strangers to the terrible politics of people I know

Jacquelyn Ardam (@jaxwendy)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 02:38 GMT

Oh my god

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 14:56 GMT

This is a bit unsettling to me. It's like someone stuck a Corgi head on a toddler's body. Something is off about it. 🤔

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Going for a jog

Oh My Corgi! (@OhMyCorgi)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 15:00 GMT

Sonia Gupta (@soniagupta504)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 15:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/lgflanagan/status/1232890335837114368

He should have gotten you the white and gold one, though.

Matt Goldey (@mattgoldey)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 11:06 GMT

Being an adult seems to involve a lot of apologizing, before pledging you'll be less busy at a set future point that never comes.

Jessica Rose (@jesslynnrose)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 09:11 GMT

Hoping today goes a bit better

Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 09:52 GMT

“Isn’t that something, a young lady running her own company.” —some older dude sitting next to me 🤔 Yes, I turn 9 next week, and my lemonade stand is doing great. 🍋 Let’s stop being surprised—and patronizing—when women demonstrate competence.

April Wensel (@aprilwensel)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 05:00 GMT

OH during a job interview this week: "Yes, we have a monorepo. Actually, we have a few of them." #devops

FRANCESC (@francesc)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 06:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/chochosmx/status/1232568843815587840

a microlith

Ernesto Cambustón (@erneestoc)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 07:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/francesc/status/1232558766928777216

But like, a distributed monorepo

Enrique 🐘 (@chochosmx)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 07:31 GMT

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Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 07:36 GMT

#Proud to be representing @IAmCapitalOne and OutFront, our LBGTQ+ Business Resource Group, at the Nottinghamshire Rainbow Heritage Awards tonight, alongwith lots of other amazing organisations across #Nottingham. #lifeatcapitalone #inclusion #LGBTHM2020

Dave Richards (@daverichards01)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 20:07 GMT

Open source issues in a nutshell.

31.5 business travel per-diems (@freiksenet)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 10:12 GMT