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Look at all these newly WFH developers pretending that not speaking face-to-face with a human every 5 minutes is new to them, like they don’t stare into their glass rectangles writing hot takes on this fucking website 12 hours a day I SEE YOU

Joe (@jna_sh)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 17:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/awhalefact/status/1238457522106834944

the whales have been washing their hands since birth

whalefact (@awhalefact)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 17:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1238511615454195718

I’m glad I can now be part of the event since I could not make it to London!

Josh Ghent (@joshghent)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 17:36 GMT

Have to say I’m enjoying the #remote phase so far. Had a really nice breakfast call with @__jcmc__ and @fragmad this morning 😊 Then lunch with an awesome crowd, organised by @dylanbeattie ✨

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 15:39 GMT

Please do spare a thought for all the people trying to ensure that coworkers can work from home without putting user data at risk because there's a *lot* of hard problems here

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 09:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1238489910723727362

Plus, have a new favourite zoom background:

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 15:41 GMT

It’s only “remote working” if it’s from the asynchronous region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling office working

Joe (@jna_sh)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 10:02 GMT

I just can’t with Google. I do not understand why the web community (mostly) views Facebook as questionable but treats Google as socially acceptable. Lines drawn at their own convenience.

Laura Kalbag (@LauraKalbag)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 10:02 GMT

First attempt at pancakes could have gone worse. 🤷‍♂️

Alex (@ItsProbablyAlex)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 10:42 GMT

This tweet has aged like a corked wine in a musty cellar.

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The coronavirus panic is dumb

Elon Musk (@elonmusk)Fri, 06 Mar 2020 20:42 GMT

Tane Piper (@tanepiper)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 06:46 GMT

Choose your fighter!

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 06:37 GMT

RT @peter_nhs Remember that quite decent tv series about Chernobyl a few months ago, where everyone got sick and died because of a callous, sclerotic state and its systemic failures of accountability and responsibility, and everyone watched it and was like "lol, guess that's communism for you"

Lawrie 🇪🇺 (@lawriecate)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 07:31 GMT

RT @jason_koebler SCOOP: AT&T is suspending all broadband data caps during coronavirus crisis, showing that these are bullshit nonsense caps anyway vice.com/en_us/article/…

Lawrie 🇪🇺 (@lawriecate)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 07:34 GMT

My friend's boss received a link to an article from his friend saying the London Underground has been shut down for 3 weeks and forwarded it to the entire office before realising that it was a fake article that links to a picture of a naked man

el 🌹 (@possiblyel)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 15:38 GMT

I have a feeling a lot of meetings are about to have kids running around in the background and honestly this is my heaven. Bring your babies, dogs, cats, birds, curmudgeonly teenagers — I’m happy to see them all. It’s like a take your household to work day.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 01:14 GMT

Solidarity with my single friends who don’t have (a) partner(s)/cohabitators right now who are there to help you prepare and to cope. While distancing and isolation is the right thing, it can compound existing feelings of loneliness. I know it does for me.

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Fri, 13 Mar 2020 05:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/Denoh__/status/1238013967936692224

No wonder in SA they have this new dance style 😊

Tom Onyancha (@Tom_N_O)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 10:50 GMT

First reported case of Coronavirus in South Africa turns out to be a hangover ihlayanews.com/first-reported…

Mwana mwede (@Denoh__)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 08:08 GMT

You're all saying you can't focus at home, well try living with this needy Moose. He needs cuddles every hour I love it

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 12:32 GMT

well, this pub toilet poster aged well in the last *checks watch* two days

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 23:40 GMT

Of course, it's possible that the government is keeping its cards so close to its chest so that the virus can't get any clues about our negotiating strategy.

James O'Brien (@mrjamesob)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 14:06 GMT

ONE POINT FIVE T R I L L I O N DOLLARS. Out of THIN AIR. To SAVE the MARKETS. THESE. FUCKING. PEOPLE. they could save us any time. they choose not to. the system isn’t broken, the system is working exactly as designed. it’s a feature, not a bug.

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BREAKING: in a MAJOR intervention into financial markets, the Fed will inject $1.5 TRILLION dollars. It’s a move designed to prevent a sharper economic contraction than what may already be underway. wsj.com/articles/fed-t…

Ali Velshi (@AliVelshi)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 17:24 GMT

Charlotte A. Cavatica (@cavaticat)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 18:52 GMT

Sorry you can't have healthcare we have to stabilize the stock market so wealthy people don't lose too much money

jordan (@JordanUhl)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 20:02 GMT

Social distancing in one image.

Gregg Gonsalves (@gregggonsalves)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 11:34 GMT

makes sense considering they were the ones to declare it a pandemic in the first place

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The Who postpone UK tour due to coronavirus independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…

The Independent (@Independent)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 11:54 GMT

stream Physical (@tejmuk)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 12:20 GMT

Push me, and then don’t touch me, ‘til I can get my, vaccination. twitter.com/edmmaniac/stat…

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.@BennyBenassi has been quarantined In Italy, cancels upcoming North American tour due to #Coronavirus READ MORE: edmmani.ac/benny

EDM Maniac (@EDMManiac)Wed, 11 Mar 2020 17:27 GMT

Daniel (5%) 🔜 EDCLV (@burkah0lics)Wed, 11 Mar 2020 19:42 GMT

That’s quinoa. Quarantine is the website with dubious answers that forces you to log in to keep reading.

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That’s Quetzalcoatl. Quarantine is a shitty tasting seed based grain that my wife makes me eat instead of rice.

twitter.com/oliverturner/s…

LIL UZI PERF (@ken_wheeler)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 11:37 GMT

Dan Abramov (@dan_abramov)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 13:09 GMT

I am SCREAMING @mattheath tried to use the voice search on our tv to find the Darth Maul fight from The Phantom Menace and... the tv had a bit of trouble with his British accent saying “duel of fates” 😂😂😂

Kate (@SBinLondon)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 21:59 GMT

hackathon names that didn't age well: COVhack-19

James Vickery (@jmsve)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 20:25 GMT

Unexpectedly working from home because of #Covid_19? Join @dylanbeattie tomorrow for some remote working social time! 🎉 Head over to our slack, we have a dedicated remote work channel and you'll find all the details for the virtual catch up 👩‍💻 👉 nott.tech/slack

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I'm running some 'virtual social' events. Partly for fun, partly to see how various video platforms cope with lots of people, and give us all a place to test webcams and microphones and stuff. Who's up for a Zoom Lunch Meetup tomorrow, 13:00 UK time? DM me for info + invitations!

Dylan Beattie 🇪🇺 (@dylanbeattie)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 18:02 GMT

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 19:43 GMT

RT @garrcie

corona virus my tweets 🤝 funny at first but people are starting to get concerned now

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 21:58 GMT

Congrats to @anna_hax for winning the @PHPYorkshire swag bag at tonight's #PHPMiNDS - and thanks @akrabat for bringing it

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 20:54 GMT

How to make this more clear? Any language allows SQLi. Suggesting "stop using PHP" is a ridiculous solution. A developer in need of education will still be in need of education if they switch to another language. How is this hard for people to understand?

Anthony, of course (@ofcAnthony)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 17:09 GMT

How to make this more clear? Any language allows SQLi. Suggesting "stop using PHP" is a ridiculous solution. A developer in need of education will still be in need of education if they switch to another language. How is this hard for people to understand?

Anthony, of course (@ofcAnthony)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 17:09 GMT

Lots of science-y folks are posting this graph. But if there is one thing I have learned from being on the internet, it is this: Data/graphs: Not compelling to many. Kitties: Compelling to many. So I present: #Catteningthecurve. #scicomm #epitwitter

Anne Marie Darling (@amdar1ing)Wed, 11 Mar 2020 23:16 GMT

About to kick off at #PHPMiNDS here @wearejh! Looking forward to hearing from @akrabat about Slim 4, always a great speaker 🤓🐘 #php

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Thu, 12 Mar 2020 19:12 GMT