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I don’t understand how engineers who are in back to back meetings all day long and are also supposed to keep standard work hours are supposed to get anything else done Like, literally How do they do that

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 22:05 +0000

when you lied on your resume and got the job

rae paoletta (@PAYOLETTER)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 14:28 +0000

Interspecies love of the day.

Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 07:13 +0000

Great message of the day today.

Gary Williams (@ThisGeekTweets)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 10:42 +0000

When they said try working from home I didn’t realise they’d expect me to do the music too @BBCNews @BBCNWT #BBCNewsTheme 🥁 #workingfromhome

Owain Wyn Evans (@OwainWynEvans)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 07:07 +0000

Oh no it turns out Google translates instant translate feature will forcefully try and translate anything out in front of it even if the input is already in English Oh no...

avie (@coryoon)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 20:57 +0000

The CNN chyron writer has had it

Stay. The Fuck. Home. (@OhHaiDRol)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 22:34 +0000

I have a talent for pissing off men. It’s a gift really. I think I was born with it.

Patricia Aas (@pati_gallardo)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 12:41 +0000

turns out ICE are paying for your team plans

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 20:36 +0000

out of context brooklyn nine nine🏳️‍🌈 (@nocontxt99)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 20:25 +0000

CALLING A LYFT - expensive HITCHING A RIDE WITH CHARON, FERRYMAN OF THE DEAD - only costs one coin - sure there's just one destination but still, what a deal

SparkNotes (@SparkNotes)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 18:29 +0000

RECEIVING DATA

Crysis (@Crysis)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 15:01 +0000

New social distancing rules: you may go on walks with loved ones but they must remain 6 feet behind you and if you turn around to look at them, they will stay in the underworld forever

Social Distancing Rules (@quarantinerules)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 22:28 GMT

social distancing, day 1: I'm going to take this time to relax, self-reflect, maybe do some journaling social distancing, day 37: there's a woman in the wallpaper and I need to get her out

SparkNotes (@SparkNotes)Thu, 09 Apr 2020 15:22 +0000

Ouch, I've just noticed that #Windows10 has truncated my username to "rawko" locally. This may be enough for me to go back to Linux ... 😂

David McKay (@rawkode)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 09:45 +0000

Not commuted into London in over a month. Struggling like everyone else to come to terms with how life may never be the same but grateful to have the freedom to still explore this beautiful countryside on my doorstep (calumryan.com/note/3490)

Calum Ryan | calumryan.com (@calum_ryan)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 19:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/Pixel_Robots/status/1249774692413706242

P @StevenPears E @MrsEmma T @JamieTanna E @chris_emerson R @rizbizkits Oh my! When is the move... I can't actually wait! Type an @ and then each letter of your first name. The resulting list of screen names is your quarantine house...

Pete Gallagher - Azure #MVPBuzz (@pete_codes)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 22:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1249787037626089473

For god's sake don't eat it

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 20:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/saramagenheimer/status/1249444971830280196

I like the idea that your square gets bigger the less you talk, so eventually the screen is dominated by huge silent faces

Omar Rizwan (@rsnous)Sun, 12 Apr 2020 21:53 +0000

I- What does this even mean

yeff (@yephph)Sun, 12 Apr 2020 08:03 +0000

Me jumping on the #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons bandwagon this weekend

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 07:24 +0000

Wait what IS this sentence?

Slade (@Slade)Sun, 12 Apr 2020 13:23 +0000

is this the purge

Matt Korda (@mattkorda)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 16:23 +0000

i live like a movie serial killer now. wake up, drink some black coffee then pace around my immaculate apartment, maybe do some push-ups. later, i'll take out the garbage full of anti-bacterial wipes and nitrile gloves while maintaining a a safe distance from everyone i see.

jenbo 🌹 (@irockgnomes)Sun, 12 Apr 2020 04:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/IamHappyToast/status/1249087444110229511

Meanwhile, he’s wearing all the PPE

C sea c 🌊©️ (@cribb_chelsea)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 22:21 +0000

"I'm sorry you feel we have blown up your home planet of Alderaan"

HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 21:30 +0000

I have bottomless rage at having been forced to spend about a thousand hours of my life in “physical education” classes that did not teach me how to stretch, train, or even lift a heavy box properly but did teach me to hate exercise twitter.com/cavalorn/statu…

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PE teachers can wreck your health. Dr Anne Elliott found that bad experiences in school PE actively deterred people from taking exercise in later life & led to a state of alienation from their own bodies. eprints.mdx.ac.uk/22163/

Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 10:45 +0000

Jonathan Korman (@miniver)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 13:38 +0000