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An awful lot of these corporate COVID19 ads are “this is a $5 million ad buy to tell you about the $100k we donated.”

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 06:28 +0000

A very short story 😂😩

Sleek (@SleekOnSocial)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 14:22 +0000

Doing a huge clean out, and found this. Couldn't bring myself to chuck it. Remember that trip @Curtis_h @JakeLPrice @hazanjon

Mike Elsmore (@ukmadlz)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 14:58 +0000

Having a fully designed and coded technical portfolio or a blog is a privilege that not everyone has. If someone uses a CMS to build their portfolio / blog it doesn't make them any less of a software developer. Don't @ me.

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 10:52 +0000

add "pero like" to any famous movie line - I'll go first: "pero like, I see dead people."

Con Todo (@contodonetflix)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 18:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1250896491356598274

Eat him

misha in lockdown (@howlieT)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 21:22 +0000

Day 1 at Auth0: "What's a token? I'm never going to understand this stuff!" 3 months in: "I'm starting to get it!" 6 months: "Ugh, never mind, identity is way more complex than I ever imagined." 19 months: "OH MY GOD REFRESH TOKEN ROTATION I'M SO EXCITED!"

Sam Julien (@samjulien)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 18:42 +0000

adult industries editor 🤝 senior dev *spends all day reviewing packages*

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 17:13 +0000

OH: "DNS is just naming things and cache invalidation, how could it end up being complicated?"

Andy Lindeman (@alindeman)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 17:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/macarthy/status/1250479446932377600

... which was left out because an off-by-one error.

🎧🖥🌭 (@technoweenie)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 18:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/alindeman/status/1250478857318268935

and distributed...

macarthy (@macarthy)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 17:41 +0000

Having been on the dating apps for the last few months as a bisexual, I can officially confirm that men's behaviour is much, much, much worse.

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 15:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/rebeinstein/status/1250587101176885248

it's funny they think we can live on $1,200 without recurring income but millionaires with millions of $1,200s need repeated tax cuts, handouts & bail outs

ارررررسلان  årsªlán (@Arsalanism)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 01:46 +0000

The Brexit 'Party' raised *a lot* of money last year. Would be nice, not to mention patriotic, to see some of it diverted to struggling British farmers.

James O'Brien (@mrjamesob)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 08:02 +0000

RT @balhayre Thanks to @WiT_Notts and @technottingham for the amazing carepack of stickers. I'm using mines to cover my "Smiley" jar where I write down anything that made me proud on a paper and place it in the jar, to read at a later date. What's everyone else doing with their stickers ?

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 08:47 +0000

you ever get halfway thru a project only to stop and ask yourself what the fuck you're doing with your life? #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

Tim Pope (@tpope)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 22:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1250415744015187970

if you were mad you couldn't rt one of my globules of sheer wit, now's your window

Joe (@jna_sh)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 13:29 +0000

Big thank you to the awesome people I'm comfy being quiet around 😍

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Happy #HomebrewWebsiteClub from Nottingham! Socially distant, but coming together to work on stuff (quietly) (jvt.me/mf2/2020/04/wr…)

Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 17:29 +0000

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 20:13 +0000

You've invented the lunch break

Jeremy Thomson-Cook (@JThomsonCook)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 12:16 +0000

I don’t understand how engineers who are in back to back meetings all day long and are also supposed to keep standard work hours are supposed to get anything else done Like, literally How do they do that

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 22:05 +0000

when you lied on your resume and got the job

rae paoletta (@PAYOLETTER)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 14:28 +0000

Interspecies love of the day.

Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 07:13 +0000

Great message of the day today.

Gary Williams (@ThisGeekTweets)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 10:42 +0000

When they said try working from home I didn’t realise they’d expect me to do the music too @BBCNews @BBCNWT #BBCNewsTheme 🥁 #workingfromhome

Owain Wyn Evans (@OwainWynEvans)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 07:07 +0000

Oh no it turns out Google translates instant translate feature will forcefully try and translate anything out in front of it even if the input is already in English Oh no...

avie (@coryoon)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 20:57 +0000

The CNN chyron writer has had it

Stay. The Fuck. Home. (@OhHaiDRol)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 22:34 +0000

I have a talent for pissing off men. It’s a gift really. I think I was born with it.

Patricia Aas (@pati_gallardo)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 12:41 +0000

turns out ICE are paying for your team plans

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 20:36 +0000

out of context brooklyn nine nine🏳️‍🌈 (@nocontxt99)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 20:25 +0000