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Out Of Context Animal Crossing (@OoCAnimalCross)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 01:51 +0000

April 2020's winner of the @jetbrains license for @DevopsNotts is @JamieTanna! Congratulations @JamieTanna! A license will be making it's way to your DMs soon!

DevOps Notts (@DevopsNotts)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 12:09 +0000

I learned today that my child can add numbers up to 10... as long as you phrase it in terms of cookies. "If you have 2 cookies and I give you 4 more, how many cookies do you have?" Subtraction does not work because he gets mad about losing cookies.

Adrienne Porter Felt (@__apf__)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 23:39 +0000

When everyone is getting off the zoom call but you’re struggling to find the leave meeting button so then it’s just you and the host

Headless horse, man (@HlessHman)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 14:18 +0000

PUT THAT SHIT BACK!! THIS IS NOT THE YEAR!

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More than 20 sealed coffins discovered near Luxor Egypt

Museum Archive (@Museum_archive)Sun, 26 Apr 2020 10:35 +0000

Andy Obuoforibo (@andyRoidO)Sun, 26 Apr 2020 21:23 +0000

tweet aged like fine wine

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Me: Sure, March has sucked, but there’s no way April is any worse. April:

Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer_)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 21:38 GMT

David King (@sandavidcito)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 07:33 +0000

I’m not buying shit from Wish ever again man

Mike Litoris (@BeefedUpStud)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 14:18 +0000

Happy Wednesday, twitter babes 💖

Carol 🌴living the island life ✨ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 08:17 +0000

Join us this evening to work on your website/blog or just to catch up! If you can’t make it tonight, you can still come hang out with us in the #homebrew-website-club channel on Slack 👩‍💻👨‍💻 nott.tech/slack

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Was wondering why the calendar entry for #HomebrewWebsiteClub Nottingham wasn't in my calendar - it's cause I'd got the date wrong on the event (doh!) - it's updated now and I hope to see you there tomorrow events.indieweb.org/2020/04/online… (jvt.me/mf2/2020/04/zm…)

Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 18:31 +0000

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Wed, 29 Apr 2020 06:49 +0000

no context the good place (@nocontexttgp)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 17:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/SoozUK/status/1255053121782456320

I sometimes wonder how the journalist who broke that story now feels. Changed the course of that election. The butterfly wing that has changed our nation beyond all recognition.

Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 08:38 +0000

For anyone who hasn't seen this, it's an amazing talk. It was my "must-see" from @OggCamp 2019, and I'd strongly recommend it!

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If you're feeling a bit blah, come to my talk next week. I'm telling my story of growing up with undiagnosed #autism and #adhd, my experience of severe mental illness, and how I learnt to live with it all. Sign up here: meetup.com/Women-In-Tech-…

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Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 06:41 +0000

Jon Spriggs (@jontheniceguy)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 07:15 +0000

January: World War 3 February: Wildfires March: Pandemic April: UFOs May:

𝓪𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓈 (@itsjustanx)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 18:53 +0000

2020 is so fucking wild that the Pentagon just confirmed UFOs and it’s barely news.

Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer_)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 20:46 +0000

Me: i miss my friends My friends: let’s video call Me: no

B O L L O C K S (@itsallbollocks)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 05:57 +0000

Why spend 8 minutes doing a one-time task manually when you can spend 2 hours attempting to automate it?

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 16:33 +0000

If you're wondering what happens at #WiTNotts Online, here's @anna_hax modelling her home made birthday hat from last month!! 😂🥳🧡

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 07:45 +0000

if you’re frustrated just remember you get to tell your grandkids that to save lives you were forced to sit on your ass with every form of entertainment imaginable in front of your dumb fucking face and how difficult that was for you

Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 21:03 +0000

Looks like Virgin Media internet just died for the whole of the UK... thats kinda mad.

Tom Syndicate (@ProSyndicate)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 16:28 +0000

Need some excitement in your life during this quarantine? DROP DATABASE production redis-cli FLUSHALL curl -X DELETE "localhost:9200/*" aws ec2 delete-vpc terraform destroy -auto-approve rm -rf /

Molly Struve 🦄 (@molly_struve)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 19:56 +0000

Life during lockdown. In which I am happily mixing a cake and am not even aware that Ash, age 4, is no longer in the other half of the kitchen reading until I ask "Ash? Where's the vanilla?" And a voice from outside the kitchen door shouts "Not now, Dad. I'm cutting my hair!"

Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 02:47 +0000

Y’all: “I’m trying to lose weight, I’m about to eat a salad” The Salad:

🤍777 888 999🤍 (@KeIIyPriceJr)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 13:21 +0000

Keeping chocolate in my desk drawer, six inches away from my keyboard, is either the greatest idea I’ve had all month, or the greatest idea I’ve had all year 🐷

Denise Yu (@deniseyu21)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 20:25 +0000

That’s Quarantine, Baby!

☕️🌿🐻Meg Adams🐻🌿☕️ (@artbymoga)Wed, 22 Apr 2020 23:56 +0000

not to brag but I've exited vim before

casey (@varcharr)Sun, 26 Apr 2020 19:53 +0000

All this talk about how you can wear pajamas pants on zoom calls. But no one has seen the back of my hair/head for 2 months, Voldemort could be living back there

Kathleen Vignos (@kathleencodes)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 15:18 +0000

Earlier today I accidentally deleted all the code I had been working on for 3 days... 😅 BUT I just managed to reimplement the same feature in a better way, in less than 1h, so sometimes, you just need to start fresh..! 😂👩🏻‍💻

Charlie Gerard 🏳️‍🌈 (@devdevcharlie)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 16:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1254786906845376512

bletchley punk is masked up (@alicegoldfuss)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 19:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1254848878421016576

never forget that this exchange was literally written by trans women

Stuart P. Bentley (@stuartpb)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 19:06 +0000

Ah yes, my guest room

Rebecca Fishbein (@bfishbfish)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 00:28 +0000

Yo @amazon can we get a discount on our Prime membership? At this point, 2-day shipping doesn’t even exist and probably won’t again for sometime.

Fumikage Tokoyami (@arg_imma_pirate)Sun, 26 Apr 2020 17:34 +0000

To all the people who say "I don't know any men who act like the ones you describe"

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 12:34 +0000

I wonder what happened to the sausage?? 🤔

Hear Me Roar (@Stop_Trump20)Sun, 26 Apr 2020 19:29 +0000

I’m locked out of my dogs Facebook account that i created in 2010 and they won’t let me back in unless I send over a copy of his drivers license

soccerbabe2003 (@realemilyattack)Sun, 26 Apr 2020 16:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/kneath/status/1254445189554270209

A fidget spinner for enterprise customers? Sounds useful.

Max Schoening (@mschoening)Sun, 26 Apr 2020 16:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/mschoening/status/1254437013782007813

Kyle Neath (@kneath)Sun, 26 Apr 2020 16:20 +0000