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Well there goes my morning

ECMAScript String Pusher (@tanepiper)Tue, 19 May 2020 05:40 +0000

The 👏🏻 pandemic 👏🏻 isn’t 👏🏻 over 👏🏻 just 👏🏻 because 👏🏻 you’re 👏🏻 bored 👏🏻

Kate Kaput (@katekaput)Sun, 17 May 2020 17:11 +0000

-----ATTENTION----- If you or a loved one has been refused entry to a private business for not wearing a mask and you would like to explore legal options to protect your constitutional rights, our law firm is happy to explain just how fucking stupid you are.

Contingency Fee (@ContingencyFee)Mon, 18 May 2020 16:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/dylanbstorey/status/1262182816047038466

you have to pay extra to see me do it on friday

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Mon, 18 May 2020 00:47 +0000

going to start an onlyfans where it's just me pushing untested code into production

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Mon, 18 May 2020 00:44 +0000

Have you ever wanted to build and run your CMake project on Linux from Visual Studio? Watch me explain it to my cat in 45 seconds.

Sy Brand (@TartanLlama)Mon, 18 May 2020 17:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/hankchizljaw/status/1262458354481467395

zach i trust that my one edge-case project means that you will cancel this venture

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Mon, 18 May 2020 19:17 +0000

I just discovered the greatest house listing of all time. It starts out very unassuming and modest.

Middle-Aged Rust Belt Voter (@frazierapproves)Mon, 18 May 2020 16:00 +0000

NORMALISE PROCRASTURBATING

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 18 May 2020 13:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1262373276719943680

Well, considering all the sun damage you're missing out on during lockdown, you're still ahead... right?!

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 18 May 2020 13:25 +0000

if this was in game i would still somehow catch a sea bass

will :) (@williamACNH)Sat, 16 May 2020 22:55 +0000

Thinking about making a quilt from the weird DMs I receive

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Mon, 18 May 2020 11:39 +0000

GUYS MY FRIEND DID THIS FOR HIS WIFE FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY AND I CANT

matthew jackson (@S_McBuckets)Sun, 17 May 2020 03:23 +0000

Breaking out the mechanical keyboard since there’s nobody here to yell at me for being too loud 💁‍♀️

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Mon, 18 May 2020 06:32 +0000

They’re having a secret meeting

🍓🍊 (@VAREUCHE)Sun, 17 May 2020 16:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/sailorMEGATRON/status/1262251084925374465

Richard Spencer is perhaps the most famous neo-nazi on here and the first tweet in the frame makes it seem like she has an ordinary gym bro white boyfriend. So when the reveal in the second pic shows her white boyfriend to be this super racist, it's like, holy shit.

Brad Fakin (@edutosha)Mon, 18 May 2020 05:39 +0000

Nothing like receiving post that reminds you that even though you've moved across the country, you're still part of a wonderful community <3 Miss you all #TechNotts

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Mon, 18 May 2020 13:04 +0000

thread of this specific and very funny sense of humor:

🐕 rain is staying the fuck home 🏡 (@raiin_song)Sun, 17 May 2020 18:53 +0000

Recently, we open sourced the @contentful UI editors. You can use them to extend the interface and enrich it with functionality. I started with my custom Markdown editor that includes Alex.js validations and a preview copy button. 🙈 More info: contentful.com/developers/doc…

Stefan Judis (@stefanjudis)Sun, 17 May 2020 22:58 +0000

I know I said it for the last 5 days, but now my website is REALLY finished. Hoping I won’t find another thing to add-on/enhance tomorrow 🙊😂🤷‍♀️

Kat Wlodarczyk (@kat_wlodarczyk)Sun, 17 May 2020 18:12 +0000

Giphy was just acquired by Facebook, but GIF searches in Signal have been protected by a privacy-preserving proxy from the very beginning. The Giphy SDK isn't included in the app at all. You can read more about our approach to handling animated GIFs here: signal.org/blog/signal-an…

Signal (@signalapp)Fri, 15 May 2020 18:35 +0000

You too can have a six-figure salary with this one simple trick: Include the numbers after the decimal point

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 17 May 2020 13:38 +0000

I keep finding out people aren’t aware.. The Matrix is a trans allegory written by two closeted trans women. “You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.”

Erin, at a safe social distance (@ErinInTheMorn)Sat, 16 May 2020 20:44 +0000

How to compliment a woman in tech... or any field: ✅ Tell her that her course/blog/work is great and you learned a lot ❌ Tell her she’s pretty/beautiful

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Sun, 17 May 2020 06:35 +0000

Decided to play a tune to welcome a new pup and well, we think he liked it.

Emmett Scanlon (@Emmett_Scanlon)Sat, 16 May 2020 13:35 +0000

“It’s acceptable for people to drive to places to exercise” “Oh, but not there”

Ryan Pepper (@r_a_p_92)Sat, 16 May 2020 15:56 +0000

Also, if I'm engaged, why is my marital status on forms for like everywhere 'Single' !?

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Sat, 16 May 2020 20:47 +0000

NEW: #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds to be 'more episodic' series with 'closed-ended' stories, says producer Akiva Goldsman Read more: bit.ly/2X3hvmI

TrekCore.com 🖖 (@TrekCore)Sat, 16 May 2020 14:50 +0000

Covid19 will cost the state £132bn. Sounds like a crisis. But Total value of land in UK is £5tn, and half of it is owned by the richest 1% of us. 30% is owned by aristocrats. So create a #LandValueTax (like Switzerland has) of 1.3% for 2 years, and Covid19 is paid for.

Russ (@RussInCheshire)Sat, 16 May 2020 11:26 +0000

POV you are being cuddled by a large male tabby cat who loves you more than anything in the world

Richard (@halkyardo)Sat, 16 May 2020 16:54 +0000

Does it matter how well engineered your “product” is if it is mothballed after 12 months anyway?

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Where does engineering rep come from? Here's a Google engineer slagging on Amazon engineering, which they say mediocre. I don't think this is an unusual opinion, I've heard this from people both inside and outside of Google. Google has the best engineering, Amazon is mediocre.

Dan Luu (@danluu)Fri, 15 May 2020 08:47 +0000

David Cleckley (@dclex_)Fri, 15 May 2020 23:32 +0000

About 2.5 years ago, I estimated that my book on software estimation would be finished within 6 months. It is still nowhere near finished.

Neil Killick (@neil_killick)Sat, 16 May 2020 05:56 +0000

What do you think this means?

Kristin Low (@kristinlow)Fri, 15 May 2020 11:39 +0000

Spending the weekend editing and improving my slides for this next month 🙀 I’m nervous but excited and really grateful to be talking about my experiences & tips coping with introversion in the very sociable world of tech!!

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The amazing @KatCodes will be talking about the Art of Communication at #YouGotThisConf From Home on June 6. Katie will help you strengthen your work communication skills and build more meaningful relationships. ✊ Free tickets at home.yougotthis.io 💖 ✨

You Got This Conferences (@yougotthisconf)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 16:21 +0000

katie walker (@KatCodes)Sat, 16 May 2020 15:43 +0000

I was today years old when I found out Gandalf carried his pipe in his staff.

Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears)Fri, 15 May 2020 16:22 +0000

Bill Gates haters. reddit.com/r/rareinsults/…

Diana S. Fleischman (@sentientist)Fri, 15 May 2020 17:53 +0000

you’re at a dinner party. there are 30 guests and 30 servings. jeff makes himself 29 plates. he hoards them all, despite the fact that there’s no way he can eat all that food. and people defend him because “well, it’s his. what’s he gonna do, give it away?” yes.

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jeff bezos set to become the first trillionaire meanwhile 33 million americans just filed for unemployment forcing 27 million people off their health insurance

alexis isabel (@lexi4prez)Wed, 13 May 2020 22:21 +0000

Bailey Wayne Hundl (@DynawithaD)Thu, 14 May 2020 13:03 +0000