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Matt Hancock is getting the party poppers out and having a big ol' celebraysh for "only 36" deaths from COVID-19 in this country yesterday. New Zealand had 22 deaths in total. Not yesterday, not this month - in TOTAL.

Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 17:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/food_168/status/1271555877955342338

2020’s gotten so weird that we skipped four months and started smearing jizz on cookies

i drink your milkshake (@zodialacour)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 03:24 +0000

Rashad Robinson (@rashadrobinson)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 12:14 +0000

This dude’s called Milo. Never met him before, but he came to tell us we were unknowingly growing catnip, and that it was his responsibility to rip it all out and destroy it.

Rob Whitaker (@RobRWAPP)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 21:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/ZDNet/status/1272148066607550466

Uh oh Mastercard

mspacey (@mspacey4415)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 00:27 +0000

My dog does this every time we set the table and I cannot stress enough how much I respect her optimism

Jay Willis (@jaywillis)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 19:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/ZDNet/status/1272148066607550466

I'm going to be entirely honest, this seems like a pointless change from a company that's under scrutiny for doing business with certain government entities with questionable views on civil rights.

Edwin\x0 (@AzFlagBestFlag)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 00:27 +0000

Watching #artemisfowl. This is aggressively bad. No one involved in this movie read the book. This is painful and sad and a waste of money. Worst Spy Kids movie in memory.

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 03:58 +0000

I’ve been drinking at least 4 liters of water per day for the past month and honestly I feel embarrassed I didn’t do this long ago. The difference in how I feel is remarkable. Science is right. 🌊

Oliver Beattie (@obeattie)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 19:04 +0000

Some days I’m an absolute whizz at coding. Sometimes I surprise myself by how quickly I can get something developed. But then I have moments where I spend over an hour trying to center a div. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Pauline P. Narvas (@paulienuh)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 20:32 +0000

To make sure nobody shares a photo of you, put a GettyImages® watermark on your face mask.

Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 00:38 +0000

What a hill to die on

Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 10:56 +0000

The number of ‘remind me in a year’ tweets after this 😂 Also though genuinely keen to follow this!

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HSBC moves from 65 relational databases into one global MongoDB database diginomica.com/hsbc-moves-65-…

Vasyl Boroviak (@kore_sar)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 02:34 +0000

Tash Norris (@TashJNorris)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 19:55 +0000

A few people have asked me about my RSS feed not working, I think the issue has been fixed now! If it doesn't - let me know 😊 Add the link below to your RSS feed woo! pawlean.com/feed/

Pauline P. Narvas (@paulienuh)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 14:03 +0000

how is ur dad a billionaire and ur camera quality looks like this

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Bill Gates and his daughter dancing to Watermelon Sugar

Harry Facts. (@HarryFacts)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 05:29 +0000

愛⁷ (@444DONIS)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 19:20 +0000

Once I posted a job and said, as a selling point, that you 'wouldn't have to report to a white dude' and multiple white dude hiring managers went to my boss out of concern that 'I hated men and could no longer support them properly'.

hug dispenser aka jill wohlner (@jilljubs)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 22:12 +0000

hows your afternoon going?

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My parents are bee keepers. They sent me this photo from a fellow French bee keeper who didn’t put the frames in his hive. This is the magic the bees created by themselves 🐝 #bees #nature

Sarah Jane Humphrey (@sarahgalerie)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 07:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/morocco_dave/status/1271569621804552192

Schrödinger's Racist hates Schrödinger's Immigrants who simultaneously take all our jobs and scrounge off unemployment benefits

You're not meant to think the statue thing is real (@rdouglasjohnson)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 22:29 +0000

Every Sensei must be comfortable in their Dojo. This revamp turns things around. First time using monitor mounts and I highly suggest them!

SenseiCJ 🥋⛩ (@TwitchSensei)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 16:01 +0000

Churchill in the tweets, Hitler in the streets.

Liam Williams (@funnylad5)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 13:17 +0000

Reddit folks are lovely 😂

Kyle Shook⚡️ (@elyktrix)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 06:55 +0000

Medication changes are *exhausting*. I do have a very attentive nurse/friend though 💛

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 16:51 +0000

It's ok to say "black". I remember once somebody said "he's not black he's African American" and I said I'm not American, I'm black though.

David Fowler #BlackLivesMatter (@davidfowl)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 07:10 +0000

Sorry @SkyNews, did you mean racists?

Ellie (@ElunedAnderson)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 14:27 +0000

New hobbies include sneaking up to my friends’ homes, staring into their doorbell camera while they’re not home, and leaving

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 01:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/ctrlshifti/status/1271753199607640064

BubbleSec (@BubbleSec)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 10:45 +0000

Hey kids! The police dog has been euthanized

Paw Patrol (@ctrlshifti)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 10:36 +0000

Lead SRE here ✋and I can't write a bash script without Google or StackOverflow.

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If you thought whiteboarding algorithms is bad enough, I've recently learnt that there are companies that ask you to whiteboard bash scripts for SRE roles. You can't make this stuff up.

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 21:45 +0000

Molly Struve 🦄 (@molly_struve)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 19:54 +0000

Dear every #PHP developer who has complained to me about #WordPress being on old versions of PHP can now buy me and the team a fucking drink. In covid terms - come to our meetups and chat about PHP - People wanna learn! Don't give me the travel excuse. We went digital!

Jenny Wong 🐝 (@miss_jwo)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 20:50 +0000

Proud of this one 👇

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💙 Oh, we're beyond astonished by @JamieTanna for becoming our 1st VIP Patron! 🤩 This has truly just made our day. Join Jamie in support of ProjectFunction, here: patreon.com/ProjectFunction 🐳

ProjectFunction (@PFNotts)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 16:15 +0000

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 17:28 +0000

We're gonna have to retire the expression "avoid it like the plague" because it turns out humans do not do that

Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 02:25 +0000

BURN LINKEDIN

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 14:48 +0000

TIL I can now identify a C130 flying over me by sound

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 16:46 +0000