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New talk title? "Home Assistant for developers: If you hate YAML, this ain't for you"

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 11:18 +0000

Whoever at Apple wrote this — a few days before WWDC! — should never be allowed to communicate with developers again. Let’s be clear, Apple: in addition to the $100/year developer fees and any search ads we buy, we add value to your highly profitable hardware FAR beyond the 30%.

Marco Arment (@marcoarment)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 01:37 +0000

Erm, sad times when your sweet potato has been working out harder than you in lockdown.

Jamie Coggans (@WordsJC)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 22:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/TwitchPrime/status/1273764386704785411

You know itttttt

Apex Legends (@PlayApex)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 00:04 +0000

I got stuck on the highway(wasn’t paying attention and ran out of gas).. This white man..tattoos all over, pulled up behind me, asked what’s wrong, then came back 10 mins later with gas and said “I didn’t want the cops pulling up to “help u” and fucking with you.”

Thugnificent 🇬🇭 (@AfricanPrize)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 21:32 +0000

Man I love Twitter

Austen Allred (@Austen)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 04:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1273337455995957248

Unacceptable. It needs to be accessible BEFORE release. Disabled ppl are not an update @TwitterSupport

Sarah Colero🥄🌱 (@Sarah_Colero)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 20:52 +0000

Wait, what!? Volunteers? 😮 The accessibility team at Twitter are volunteers? They're doing that work in addition to their regular roles. That's… that's messed up.

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https://twitter.com/arhayward/status/1273619162905169920

The volunteers behind accessibility at Twitter (there is no formal team) strive to do their best to ensure products are shipped appropriately. Unfortunately though, we aren't aware of every product decision, and the wider #a11y conversation is ongoing.

Andrew Hayward (⌀4.5m) (@arhayward)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 14:22 +0000

Alasdair Allan (@aallan)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 20:04 +0000

just think, as a grand finale this year we will crash out of the EU transition period on WTO rules during a massive recession

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 21:09 +0000

Here I was thinking that postman is just fancy curl. techcrunch.com/2020/06/11/api…

Monica Lent (@monicalent)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 15:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1273634152433188865

The Supreme Court, America, and the rest of the civilized world CAN'T STAND YOU, Spanky. But hey, you still have Russia and Kim Jong Un and other murderous dictators, so there's that.

BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 15:18 +0000

Today in a meeting I said “if your product is a potato then your MVP should be a small potato not half a big potato” - is this thought leadership?

Dave House (@iknowdavehouse)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 15:57 +0000

😂

Zach Waugh (@zachwaugh)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 15:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/Macobyte/status/1273659684579356672

itsnotatypo.com

Zach Waugh (@zachwaugh)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 16:52 +0000

PSA: Tech jobs are jobs. You shouldn’t have to become a celebrity, join a cult, or crawl through miles of metaphorical glass to land a technical role. Software engineers, sorry to tell you all, but you’re not special. You learned skills to do a job.

Nikema Prophet ❤️✨ (@dev_nikema)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 13:02 +0000

Wait. Woody is a sheriff and therefore a cop too. Is Toy Story copaganda 😰

imagine the x-men cupid shuffling w/sentinels 😬 (@Steph_I_Will)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 04:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/TNeenan/status/1273583031891177472

Time for this beauty to get another outing.

Same💩different day (@Samedifferentd1)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 12:15 +0000

Wow, this can’t have been easy to admit. Well done @Nigel_Farage

Tom Neenan (@TNeenan)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 11:47 +0000

... and that's the best UDP joke of all time. I told it at work a job ago and people just lost it, and now you all have it. (2/2)

Lisa ✊ (@thedoh)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 11:42 +0000

I can't fucking stop watching this tik tokkkk 😂😂😭😭

cutefuckingpancake (@BLUERASB3RRY)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 05:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/Pappiness/status/1273238907656667136

The Reader-Shelf Help Books 💖📚 (@JPL_Reader)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 14:17 +0000

I think the most important detail about Officer Karen not getting her Egg McMuffin is that Breonna Taylor was murdered in her home and no one has been charged.

Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 12:59 +0000

💙 In more happy news that we're elated to share: here's a special shoutout to @TashJNorris for becoming our 4th VIP Patron! Wohoo! 🥳 Join Tash in support of ProjectFunction, here: patreon.com/ProjectFunction 🐳

ProjectFunction (@PFNotts)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 12:19 +0000

i have felt for many years that there is nothing more satisfying and correct than a cat with a fish in its mouth

Gravis (edited) (@gravislizard)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 04:44 +0000

Developers nowadays when they need to set-up a simple blog or landing page

Raf Rasenberg (@rafrasenberg)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 08:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/chris_emerson/status/1273236222345953280

While it was on.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 13:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/kiddrager/status/1272956248653250560

All she had to do was MIND HER BUSINESS AND DRINK HER GIN AND TONIC.

.... (@sospanishart)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 03:20 +0000

twitter.com/mrtimdunn/stat…

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A handy comparison showing difference in size between: (a) London Underground's sub-surface trains (b) London Underground's deep tube trains

Tim Dunn (@MrTimDunn)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 08:01 +0000

macoroni n cheese (@freezydorito)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 08:20 +0000

American healthcare be like

Alex (@775AC)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 20:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/jpm0031/status/1273085707142205441

Another way to put it:

BB Morey (@BolsterMass)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 05:35 +0000

In the girl’s group chat like teehee so which innocent man should we all accuse of sexual misconduct today!? We’ll probably get death threats, ppl saying we’re lying whores, our nudes leaked, address’ doxxed, and careers ruined but haha what a fun prank

Eve (@evefingdonnelly)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 15:50 +0000

people: "we want an edit button" people: "better alt texts" people: "ban hatespeech" twitter: lol u can record ur voice now prrrrat prrratt *finger guns*

Max Böck (@mxbck)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 21:05 +0000

A load of my chinese friends have chosen their own english names. This is not a trans only thing.

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i feel like choosing your own first name is seen as a trans thing now and i highly recommend cis people to consider it too, like normalize it so we can jump through less hoops to do it

your elminence (@elmofthehill)Tue, 16 Jun 2020 02:30 +0000

Jenny Wong 🐝 (@miss_jwo)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 21:20 +0000

With UK unemployment rising, we're now offering a year's free @Headspace to all those people out of work. We know meditation won't get you your job back, but hopefully it can help to provide some additional support at a really stressful time. headspace.com/unemployed

Andy Puddicombe (@andypuddicombe)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 17:24 +0000

fucking hell Jamie, no pressure mate

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 13:26 +0000