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this is so fucking funny i legitimately do not have the words

faerie king 🗡 (@necrologies)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 19:20 +0000

interesting how when u squeeze most fruits u get fruit juice but when u squeeze a banana u just get. mashy banana. to me this is very suspicious. imposter fruit?

thomas (@thombodytolove)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 16:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1281260318228955136

I can also absolutely see a lot of responses to this being about frozen water. I, too, would delete that if I could.

Tierney “Space Queen” Cyren 🍑 (@bitandbang)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 16:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/davefarley77/status/1281257303149182977

DevOps Team

Oliver Weiler (@helpermethod)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 16:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Massive congratulations, Jamie! 🥳🎉🎉🙌 Well done, really well deserved!

Mica Bell (@MicaSophieBell)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 15:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/Harpers/status/1280495875165425670

Police are beating the shit out of peaceful protestors throughout the United States, and you managed to find 150 people who appear to genuinely believe that the biggest threat to free speech is that the rest of us are not being sufficiently deferential to them? GTFOH.

Sam Wilkinson (@samwilkinson)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 14:05 +0000

Life hack - put bread under Kievs to capture garlic butter leakage and make garlic bread.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Nefyn🇬🇧 (@nefyn92)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 18:58 +0000

CompSoc til I segfault! Found this throw back whilst cleaning out my flat @UoNComputerSci @CompSocNotts

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 15:21 +0000

Every time we tease any UK co-worker about spelling something differently, we get this picture back in chat:

Nick Craver (@Nick_Craver)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 20:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congratulations 👏😎

Antonis Pavlakis (@pavlakis)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congrats!

Chris Emerson (@chris_emerson)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congratulations!!! :)

Gosia Borzęcka (@GosiaBorzecka)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congratulations 💐

Neeshu (@neeshu_singhal)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Big Congrats, very well deserved 🥳

Tanin (@LandTanin)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

congrats! :D

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congrats Jamie! Very well deserved 🙌🙌

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:06 +0000

I... regret asking

Kate 🍑 (@SBinLondon)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:17 +0000

Sure, sex is great. But have you ever merged a PR that was open for 15 days and had 200+ comments.

Safia Abdalla (@captainsafia)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 01:18 +0000

being a trans woman who transitioned halfway into her career gives you this unique ability to know with extreme certainty when yr being treated differently bc of yr gender, but without the power to do literally anything about it

Self-Cara (@caraesten)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:12 +0000

protip: Git is advertised as a "collaboration" tool, but advanced devs know its actually a blame tool. To use git properly, learn these phrases: "It'll be done if Amy ever approves it" "I didn't expose that API key, Steve did" "Well, it's been broken since Tom merged his change"

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 02:05 +0000

I just pushed to production for the first time on my own.

Tori Fluharty 🌻 (81%) (@_torrborr)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:26 +0000

I've had 3 calls today: 1. Huge football team in the UK wanting to use Fathom 2. Sharing work with a developer friend 3. An elderly gentleman telling me my code is bad & broken This mixture keeps me grounded.

Jack Ellis (@JackEllis)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 16:06 +0000

My back has so much tech debt.

David Hoang (@davidhoang)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 14:13 +0000

Might make it a rule that I don't date people who haven't done therapy. I'm not pairing with someone who hasn't debugged

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 20:09 +0000

Are there any techie 'reaction' videos out there? No-one checking out the kubernetes codebase and live-streaming their response as they try and grok the codebase? Tearing their hair out at trying to install Spinnaker? Would this be entertainment or some kind of torture to watch?

Ian Miell (@ianmiell)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:04 +0000

every now and then I remember that we once booked out a whole nandos for several hundred students and ate every chicken wing they had and really I peaked too soon

Joe (@jna_sh)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 17:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/rizbizkits/status/1280924730560831491

A surprisingly large amount of my career to date has been based on taking large numbers of students to nandos, but this particular extravangaza was in Baltimore during SIGCSE. It was so good

Joe (@jna_sh)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 18:03 +0000

Wait... being "cancelled" is a bad thing?? I always just thought from context it meant you keep all your followers and opportunities and people will always jump in to try to defend you and list all your positive qualities 🤔

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 21:44 +0000

Join us this Thursday 9th July online at 6.30pm More details can be found at https:/phpminds.org

Bal Hayre (@balhayre)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 21:18 +0000

some personal news: still not looking for advice from internet strangers.

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 22:18 +0000

Deleting bad code is cancel culture. Instead keep all the code even if it’s bad. It might have good intentions.

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 08:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1280587739776397320

It still blows my mind that even one person reads my blog posts and/or checks out my content 🤯

Pauline P. Narvas➖pawlean.com (@paulienuh)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 19:42 +0000

private byte[] generatePrivateKey() { byte[] bArr = new byte[32]; Sodium.randombytes(bArr, bArr.length); Util.logByteArray(bArr); return bArr; } ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 08:56 +0000