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https://twitter.com/ihavethisidea/status/1269367005116653568

The people smart enough to wear masks aren't going. That's why these spots scare me so much, they're conventions of people who have been taking zero precautions, and are going to keep going out constantly. A waking speedboat while the rest of us are treading water near shore.

Emily Abell (@emilyabell)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 20:42 +0000

when i was a smol, my class went on a field trip to a police station. they fingerprinted us. that fucks with me every time i remember it.

EricaJoy (@EricaJoy)Sun, 07 Jun 2020 19:03 +0000

Hold up

DAVE FIERI ❼ (@dave_fieri)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 13:15 +0000

hey remember when white people’s bullshit became so horrifying it made us forget about a literal pandemic

Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 17:52 +0000

L'chaim, motherfuckers.

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Mazel tov cocktails?!?!

Joe Duenas (@SSCJoeDuenas)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 12:06 +0000

Bess Kalb (@bessbell)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 20:17 +0000

Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 500 dollar four foot tall mareep.

Skooch (@SkoochLoL)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 20:18 +0000

I wish I could show you my inbox right now. Boy some people need to be slapped.

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✍️ cron.weekly issue #137: Kernel 5.7, TrueNAS, LibreSSL, Drupal & more More political than usual, but then again - these are unusual times. ma.ttias.be/cronweekly/iss…

Mattias Geniar (@mattiasgeniar)Sun, 07 Jun 2020 10:26 +0000

Mattias Geniar (@mattiasgeniar)Sun, 07 Jun 2020 12:13 +0000

A live Tweeting thread from the Black Lives Matter protest in Nottingham. The protest starts at 12 noon but I"m heading out early to help with the set-up.

Chris Tregenza (@tregenza)Sun, 07 Jun 2020 08:25 +0000

Open your eyes

coolpinp (@coolp1np)Sun, 07 Jun 2020 04:19 +0000

Yes Nottingham 💛✊ #BlackLivesMatter

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 07 Jun 2020 12:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/AlSweigart/status/1269360927045873664

Just call them "Dom/sub" and be done with it.

Russel (@RogueArtificer)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 20:16 +0000

To the middle-aged White man who slowed down in his bmw, lowered his tinted window & made lewd comments to me as I was running: you were 1 of 6 men to do this on my run. I hope my response scared you off from future opportunistic behaviour & I hope my foot dented your car door

Dr. Michelle Kelly-Irving (@shell_ki)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 08:51 +0000

Behold, one of the biggest assholes ever to post in 'Am I The Asshole?' reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshol…

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 18:28 +0000

A stud came up to me and was like "you're cute, can I grab your ass?" and consent is sexy so I was like "sure!" so she did and two white cops drove by and looked SO HORRIFIED 🤣🤣🤣

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 04:16 +0000

If reality was a fictional show, we'd be rolling our eyes at writers who couldn't wrap up a single story line before kicking off the next.

DHH (@dhh)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 23:37 +0000

This is like that time I realized blankets didn’t really make us warm, they just trapped our own body heat, and I thought I was a genius and wondered if anyone had ever thought of it before. I was like ten

Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 07:12 +0000

White people have been treated like Black people by the police for a WEEK and suddenly every state is pondering defunding cops. This is what it takes every damn time.

5'7" Black Male (@absurdistwords)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 13:27 +0000

GOOD NEWS: Bike Tyson, the scumbag who assaulted a little girl in Bethesda, MD has been arrested. His name is Anthony Brennan III. There are no little girls for him to bully in jail.

BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 02:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/absurdistwords/status/1268906558404116485

White parents are suddenly concerned about THEIR children being victims of police brutality. Suddenly white kids are targets of police violence and white mothers have to hyperventilate about THEIR kids avoiding police interactions on the way home. Now it matters.

5'7" Black Male (@absurdistwords)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 14:08 +0000

📣📣 Announcing censr: a simple camera app for protecting your identity! available for iPhone XR and up distributing to protestors and press through TestFlight. Send me a DM for the link!

Sam Loeschen (@polygone_)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 18:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/justinboldaji/status/1269023563253551104

Terrorist now, apparently. (@RandyDethrow)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 01:15 +0000

i am having a bloody mary

paige (@BonerWizard)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 01:23 +0000

Did someone send us doughnuts/ did I insomnia order them or did we accidentally steal them from a neighbour? Help pls! (They smell amaaaaazing!)

Tash Norris (@TashJNorris)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 12:24 +0000

We can’t Matt because we’re gay xx twitter.com/matthancock/st…

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If you’ve had #coronavirus like me, please consider donating your antibodies - to help another coronavirus sufferer. It’s easy via ⁦@NHSBT⁩

Matt Hancock (@MattHancock)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 17:37 +0000

Jack Allford (@JackAllford)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 18:22 +0000

Donald Glover but as you keep scrolling his smile gets bigger: A Thread

harmony ✨ BLM (@D0NALDGL0VERR)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 11:50 +0000

The greatest opening to a textbook I have ever seen...

Sebastian David Lees (@sebs_tweets)Thu, 04 Jun 2020 12:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/the1janitor/status/1268752845056155650

This is amazing if it turned out to be true.

Snowball Darumaka ☃️ (@4sweettjrose)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 03:54 +0000

out of context parks & rec (@nocontextpawnee)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 22:23 +0000

Stop treating the protests like Coachella pt 17

influencersinthewild (@influencersitw)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 14:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/alexisohanian/status/1268944081562013696

Alexis Ohanian Sr. 🚀 (@alexisohanian)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 16:35 +0000