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All you bootstrappers saying "fuck Basecamp, they should have known about Apple's draconian policies before they built Hey:" Remind me to not fight for you the next time Google, Amazon, Apple, Shopify clamps down, and hurts your business. The cynicism and spite here is 🤯🙄

Justin Jackson (@mijustin)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 23:22 +0000

Caught my husband last night giving advice to the boyfriends of some of our incoming lady interns. “Make sure you’re home when she’s off. Have a glass of wine ready. Do laundry, make dinner, whatever needs to be done. Her life is harder than yours.” He is literally the best🥰

Erin M. White (@erinwhite_MD)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 00:57 +0000

Every time we’re forced to talk about Joe Rogan I am reminded of my best and most immutable axiom: Nothing that only men like is cool.

Evan DeSimone (@Smorgasboredom)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 23:38 +0000

2019: sorry i'm late, my train was delayed 2020: sorry i'm late, i fundamentally don't respect you enough to click a zoom link on time

Alex Kealy (@alexkealy)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 12:48 +0000

Thinkin about how one of my coworkers at my day job told me at a holiday party that she instantly figured out I wasn’t straight because once she saw me push the elevator button at work like this.

Kayla Ancrum (@KaylaAncrum)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 02:46 +0000

TIL mandarin for penguin is "business goose" and my day just got 200% better

Etiene Dalcol (@etiene_d)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 20:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/cspan/status/1274038674385244162

Christopher Miller (@VETERANS4BIDEN)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 17:58 +0000

So sad to hear that the singular, brilliant and vibrant, Sir Ian Holm has passed. Farewell, uncle.

Elijah Wood (@elijahwood)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 18:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/timothysc/status/1274073925232672768

Wait my turn and let other people who need it more take it. I don't like being stuck inside but I'm not at risk and have what I need to stay safe with my family. Once me and my family get it we'll probably go to Disneyland

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 20:23 +0000

Raise your hand if you're going through burnout right now. 🙋‍♀️

Kelly Mahoney 🍑 Commissions OPEN 💚 (@SoSplush)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 20:44 +0000

Fuck Github

Developers Swearing (@gitlost)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 08:46 +0000

For all those wondering, this is my son Yoda. We share no blood but he is my life. He came from Dagobah (legally, of course) six years ago and lives with me in Malibu. I am so proud of him and raising him has been the best, most rewarding thing I’ve done in my life.

Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 03:25 +0000

For all those wondering, this is my son, Jason. He is my boy, and he is my life. He came from Jacksonville (legally, of course) and lives with me in Florida. I am so proud of him and raising him has been the best, most rewarding thing I’ve done in my life.

Mitch Narito (@MitchNarito)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 07:42 +0000

apologies if somebody already made this https://t.co/c8dE5fZG4w

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AMC Theater CEO Adam Aron says their cinemas won't require masks upon reopening because they didn't "want to be drawn into a political controversy" bit.ly/3hB8bzX

Variety (@Variety)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 23:45 +0000

Rich Harris (@Rich_Harris)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 02:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/ericlaw/status/1273818099427487744

Congrats, you do now!

David Anson (@DavidAns)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 03:22 +0000

"A diverse group of Snap team members were involved in developing the concept, but a version of the Lens that went live for Snapchatters this morning had not been approved through our review process"

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Snapchat removes Juneteenth filter that asked you to smile to break chains cnbc.com/amp/2020/06/19…

Johnetta Elzie (@Nettaaaaaaaa)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 16:21 +0000

jacky. 📟🇭🇹✊🏾 (@jackyalcine)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 16:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/Brunty/status/1274018165358501888

Jonathan (@jbjon)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 16:52 +0000

WWDC 2020 spoilers

Kyle Russell (@kylebrussell)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 22:17 +0000

New talk title? "Home Assistant for developers: If you hate YAML, this ain't for you"

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 11:18 +0000

Whoever at Apple wrote this — a few days before WWDC! — should never be allowed to communicate with developers again. Let’s be clear, Apple: in addition to the $100/year developer fees and any search ads we buy, we add value to your highly profitable hardware FAR beyond the 30%.

Marco Arment (@marcoarment)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 01:37 +0000

Erm, sad times when your sweet potato has been working out harder than you in lockdown.

Jamie Coggans (@WordsJC)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 22:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/TwitchPrime/status/1273764386704785411

You know itttttt

Apex Legends (@PlayApex)Fri, 19 Jun 2020 00:04 +0000

I got stuck on the highway(wasn’t paying attention and ran out of gas).. This white man..tattoos all over, pulled up behind me, asked what’s wrong, then came back 10 mins later with gas and said “I didn’t want the cops pulling up to “help u” and fucking with you.”

Thugnificent 🇬🇭 (@AfricanPrize)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 21:32 +0000

Man I love Twitter

Austen Allred (@Austen)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 04:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1273337455995957248

Unacceptable. It needs to be accessible BEFORE release. Disabled ppl are not an update @TwitterSupport

Sarah Colero🥄🌱 (@Sarah_Colero)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 20:52 +0000

Wait, what!? Volunteers? 😮 The accessibility team at Twitter are volunteers? They're doing that work in addition to their regular roles. That's… that's messed up.

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https://twitter.com/arhayward/status/1273619162905169920

The volunteers behind accessibility at Twitter (there is no formal team) strive to do their best to ensure products are shipped appropriately. Unfortunately though, we aren't aware of every product decision, and the wider #a11y conversation is ongoing.

Andrew Hayward (⌀4.5m) (@arhayward)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 14:22 +0000

Alasdair Allan (@aallan)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 20:04 +0000

just think, as a grand finale this year we will crash out of the EU transition period on WTO rules during a massive recession

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 21:09 +0000

Here I was thinking that postman is just fancy curl. techcrunch.com/2020/06/11/api…

Monica Lent (@monicalent)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 15:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1273634152433188865

The Supreme Court, America, and the rest of the civilized world CAN'T STAND YOU, Spanky. But hey, you still have Russia and Kim Jong Un and other murderous dictators, so there's that.

BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 15:18 +0000

Today in a meeting I said “if your product is a potato then your MVP should be a small potato not half a big potato” - is this thought leadership?

Dave House (@iknowdavehouse)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 15:57 +0000

😂

Zach Waugh (@zachwaugh)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 15:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/Macobyte/status/1273659684579356672

itsnotatypo.com

Zach Waugh (@zachwaugh)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 16:52 +0000

PSA: Tech jobs are jobs. You shouldn’t have to become a celebrity, join a cult, or crawl through miles of metaphorical glass to land a technical role. Software engineers, sorry to tell you all, but you’re not special. You learned skills to do a job.

Nikema Prophet ❤️✨ (@dev_nikema)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 13:02 +0000

Wait. Woody is a sheriff and therefore a cop too. Is Toy Story copaganda 😰

imagine the x-men cupid shuffling w/sentinels 😬 (@Steph_I_Will)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 04:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/TNeenan/status/1273583031891177472

Time for this beauty to get another outing.

Same💩different day (@Samedifferentd1)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 12:15 +0000

Wow, this can’t have been easy to admit. Well done @Nigel_Farage

Tom Neenan (@TNeenan)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 11:47 +0000

... and that's the best UDP joke of all time. I told it at work a job ago and people just lost it, and now you all have it. (2/2)

Lisa ✊ (@thedoh)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 11:42 +0000