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This is really one of the coldest mother-daughter photos ever

Jay Cee Neal (@JNealOnTrumpet)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 22:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/JNealOnTrumpet/status/1278824582913425408

I didn’t even know she could walk, let alone play tennis,,, chile 👁-

comedic relief side character (@the_odd1_in)Fri, 03 Jul 2020 03:09 +0000

🙂🙃

Kate 🍑 (@SBinLondon)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 10:46 +0000

10 mins until I'll be live on Instagram talking about this instagram.com/collab_future/ #youthemployment #smallbusiness #workexperience #freelancer #selfemployed

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It's pretty out of my comfort zone asking for help but I need you to help me by showing some support for Collaborative Future over on Instagram live at 11am BST TODAY and this is why. instagram.com/collab_future/

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Fri, 03 Jul 2020 06:06 +0000

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Fri, 03 Jul 2020 09:52 +0000

Read this with interest and have emailed @TransClinicUK to offer to be a guinea pig. I don't need my womb, if a trans person would like to have a baby and I can help, I'm happy to cosmopolitan.com/uk/body/health…

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 19:32 +0000

Internet Archive would like to send a shout-out to our most prominent wayback machine user: Barclays Bank

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Hey @BarclaysUK; maybe don't use @internetarchive as a CDN for your JS assets? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Phil (@immunda)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 20:13 +0000

Jason Scott (@textfiles)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 21:15 +0000

“Identifies as” is a microaggression.

#TonyMcDade (@aijuswanaswim)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 15:54 +0000

American Red Snapper 🇺🇲🦞🐟 (@shellscape)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 19:44 +0000

5yo has started saying "oh, hi atoms" to random objects because he learned that things are made of atoms 😭😭😭😭😭

Sy Brand (@TartanLlama)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 21:54 +0000

Thank you for inviting me to speak! Loved it ❤️ twitter.com/wit_notts/stat…

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Thank you to our lovely sponsors for supporting us, to @charlenehunterf for her AMAZING talk and inspiring conversations she sparked and a HUGE THANKS to everyone who came along 🧡 #WiTNotts We had some fun drawing in the second half, see if you can guess what they are 🕵️‍♀️🔍✏️

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 20:45 +0000

Charlene Hunter (@charlenehunterf)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 21:29 +0000

There is a difference between "can you help me with this bug" and "fix this for me so I don't have to learn or understand anything new". Really, there is.

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 11:36 +0000

what a way to announce to the world that you've never had a woman sit on your face

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I put on a mask and literally within seconds, I am struggling to breathe.

Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 16:07 +0000

chelsea (@cee_ryan)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 21:33 +0000

If 👏 you 👏 ask 👏 me 👏 to 👏 upload 👏 my 👏 CV 👏 , 👏 you 👏 don't 👏 need 👏 to 👏 ask 👏 me 👏 to 👏 fill 👏 in 👏 my 👏 work 👏 history 👏 too. 👏

Callum Hill (@BeingCallum)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 21:28 +0000

Tired: main.js?v=1 Wired: using archive.org directly as a CDN for your javascript to get versions at any point in history

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Hey @BarclaysUK; maybe don't use @internetarchive as a CDN for your JS assets? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Phil (@immunda)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 20:13 +0000

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 21:13 +0000

Thank you to our lovely sponsors for supporting us, to @charlenehunterf for her AMAZING talk and inspiring conversations she sparked and a HUGE THANKS to everyone who came along 🧡 #WiTNotts We had some fun drawing in the second half, see if you can guess what they are 🕵️‍♀️🔍✏️

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 20:45 +0000

Hey @BarclaysUK; maybe don't use @internetarchive as a CDN for your JS assets? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Phil (@immunda)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 20:13 +0000

Joe just said, "Do you want a hug?" to me and I replied "No I want crisps." I believe in being honest in relationships 😂

Jenni Brown 🍉 (@madebyjenni)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 14:57 +0000

Three times today someone has needed my help with an error - twice they could have handled it themselves if the error message hadn't seemed like it needed translating. Write friendly, verbose error messages in your software so devs can fix their own problems 👍

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 14:57 +0000

The glass has the same refractive index as the liquid

Physics & Astronomy Zone (@ZONEPHYSlCS)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 03:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/auth0/status/1278714049623195653

Or `417 expectation failed` 😂

Ryan Smee (@TheRyanSmee)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 15:41 +0000

Achievement unlocked - I'm a hairdresser now. ✂️ Available for appointments from the 4th.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 12:04 +0000

fun reminder that beloved tech co. @cloudflare not only serves this website, but wrote a ~literal case study~ about it... https://t.co/aF2Imeichu

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Um... uh... the America First shirt looks kind of problematic. shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/ameri…

Miranda Yaver (@mirandayaver)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 20:50 +0000

nate parrott 🏄🏻‍♂️ (@nateparrott)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 03:51 +0000

"So how's 2020 been?" 🧵: 1/6

Rousseau Kazi (@rousseaukazi)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 03:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/Johnderonie/status/1278378784404602881

You’re a Karen

Ralski L. (@Ralbot7)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 17:34 +0000

stop. using. "guys". to refer to groups of humans. 😡

Black lives matter (@jaicesd)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 00:38 +0000

The Book of Horrors. I trained a machine learning algorithm on over 16,000 pages of the printed @Argos_Online catalog, then set it to work creating its own nightmarish book. Thread/ 👇 #GAN #MachineLearning

Chris Johnson (@defaced)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 07:41 +0000

Some of yall used to steal Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Steven Underwood (@blaqueword)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 15:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/aadriasola/status/1278336857604894723

ok

elsie d. soundsystem (@mountain_ghosts)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 14:38 +0000

today I learned that the redis default port number is a reference to an in-joke among the dev team where a certain woman's name is used to denote anything they consider stupid. anyway good riddance to the redis guy

elsie d. soundsystem (@mountain_ghosts)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 14:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/mountain_ghosts/status/1278330636772814848

programmers: it's just words shut up also programmers: let's sneak a coded sexist joke into a network address

elsie d. soundsystem (@mountain_ghosts)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 14:15 +0000

Passed probation today 😄🎉

Graham : A Star Wars Story (@whoisgraham)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 21:59 +0000

This happens at least once a week to me, and it is something to celebrate. I love having my children barge into my Zoom meetings and I love how my colleagues always handle it. @IAmCapitalOne

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“Mummy what's his name?” Dr Clare Wenham, we understand your struggles of working from home and looking after children 😂 bbc.co.uk/news

BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 15:55 +0000

Ben Morgan (@bmorg)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 19:34 +0000

I just accidentally opened UberEats a few hours after eating and it felt exactly like looking at PornHub when you've finished

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 21:35 +0000

https://t.co/oUJa3mp0C0

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'It's really hard to find maintainers': Linus Torvalds ponders the future of Linux reg.cx/32m0

The Register (@TheRegister)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 11:38 +0000

pegasi for police abolition (@stillinbeta)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 04:34 +0000

I thought github had dropped use of Master for Main (or something other than Master) - reported a week or so ago, and yet all my new projects _still_ use Master. Sad. I thought it was a step towards Better. Apparently just wind.

@rem (@rem)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 18:58 +0000

June’s over ??? Julying

rico (@Reformxd)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 13:45 +0000

My new favourite game is spotting the people who are clearly talking over slack during video calls. Big giveaway when two people start smiling simultaneously 🙂

Chris Evans (@evnsio)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 18:20 +0000

Not usually one for posting pictures of food but tonight's dinner is just too damn pretty 😍 Banana curry, which I learned to make when I was a waitress at El Piano in York when I was a student. It's the BEST 🍌🌶️🌿

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 17:21 +0000

I need to manually alter about 80 blog posts. I reckon it'll take me at least 2 hours. ⋯ OR ⋯ I could spend ~4 hours trying to write a script to automate it. Choices, choices!

Terence Eden (@edent)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 15:35 +0000

idk who needs to hear this but double check what's on your desktop before you share your screen

Ali Spittel 🐞 (@ASpittel)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 16:58 +0000

bro I looked up how long the Black Plague lasted in an attempt to reassure myself about corona and that shit lasted 800 years are you for real 😭

Abby Govindan (@abbygov)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 13:27 +0000