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can’t believe the film/tv industry thinks it can trick me into believing these are all different actresses and not the same woman at different stages of her life

shereen (@shereeny)Mon, 17 Aug 2020 03:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/Marcus_Noble_/status/1295446409362264064

The wicker face mask also works for trips to the supermarket

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Tue, 18 Aug 2020 08:21 +0000

This is a great picture of @MrsEmma and @MrAndrew

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so today i learned medieval beekeeping outfits were extremely creepy

max | fic commissions open! (@stonedgeralt)Sun, 16 Aug 2020 03:23 +0000

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Mon, 17 Aug 2020 19:44 +0000

lizandmollie (@lizandmollie)Mon, 17 Aug 2020 19:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/FlorianOtel/status/1295465252428144648

if you don't "GAF", just unfollow?

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Mon, 17 Aug 2020 21:02 +0000

Everyone: the racist, sexist, violent system has failed us Tech bros: idk, it works on my machine

Pavel A. Samsonov (@PavelASamsonov)Mon, 17 Aug 2020 15:06 +0000

Your daily reminder that your users don't care about your little happy path! #TestYourCode

Angie Jones (@techgirl1908)Mon, 17 Aug 2020 20:18 +0000

My mate sent me two videos this morning, one was four minutes of this racist guy shouting abuse all over the tube. Second was this video of him getting LAMPED.

Parker (@panoparker)Mon, 17 Aug 2020 11:52 +0000

"Monolith" is the word you use when you want to blame the brokenness of your system on its size, instead of on 15 years of bad development practices.

Mathias Verraes (@mathiasverraes)Mon, 17 Aug 2020 05:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/souzatharsis/status/1295180547325669376

Wait, the real friends *weren't* the APIs we made along the way..?! 😂

RancidBacon (@RancidBacon)Mon, 17 Aug 2020 06:25 +0000

hackathons are just 24 hour contracts where you test some company’s api in exchange for free redbull

Sahil (@sahkho)Sun, 16 Aug 2020 20:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/sahkho/status/1295096138870280193

+pizza and T-shirts. At least you often leave with friends.

Thársis Souza, Ph.D. (@souzatharsis)Mon, 17 Aug 2020 02:08 +0000

Anyone else optimistically dump their laundry on the bed saying you’ll put it away today and then put it back in the basket when you go to bed. No just me? Well this is day 4 of this...send help

Nicole Hubbard (@nicolerenee3810)Sun, 16 Aug 2020 06:11 +0000

Oh don't mind me I'm just eating grass over here as a vegan

Eating Vegan With Me (@eatingveganwme)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 14:05 +0000

RT @DanPriceSeattle

"why don't young people love capitalism" Millennials' entire careers: 2007-2010: "once in a lifetime" recession 2011-2019: pay stayed the same + all costs went up. Built average $8,000 net worth - 34% less than prior generations at same age 2020: "once in a lifetime" recession

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 12:09 +0000

RT @CrookedNuts

your back: stiff, painful backstreet's back: alright

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sun, 16 Aug 2020 10:02 +0000

my friend, drunk at 3am, starving: heyyy do u wanna do five guys me: sure?? but i thought you were a lesbian??

laura calabazas (@freezydorito)Sun, 16 Aug 2020 14:07 +0000

This is so perfect.

Trevin Chow (@trevin)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 06:10 +0000

Animals interrupting wildlife photographers is my new joy.

Earth's Beauty (@PhysicsAndAstr1)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 16:21 +0000

one of the best things about living with a bunch of roommates is making elaborate dinners. mango tempeh curry (me!), cauliflower rice, homemade samosas, homemade naan. i gotta learn to make the naan next.

J.H. Gold (@jongold)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 17:49 +0000

i just i feel a little bit you know

anya (@sbpche)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 12:52 +0000

The most American thing I've seen today.

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America has a pandemic problem so I solved it by making a gun:

Allen Pan (@AnyTechnology)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 18:03 +0000

Dan Webb (@dan_webb)Sun, 16 Aug 2020 08:42 +0000

Our Beautiful mother Yemen 🇾🇪

🕊 (@QueenAl123)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 17:26 +0000

The 404 page on @JoeBiden's site is a thing of beauty

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sun, 16 Aug 2020 00:29 +0000

Came out to the countryside for a few days to chill, it’s so nice to be out 💛 Although in a very 2020 turn of events, I got stung by a bee in the back of the head during our first walk 🥺

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 11:42 +0000

Junior programmer: oh no, I made a mistake. No one can know of my shame. Programmers at all other levels: lol everyone come look at the dumb shit I did.

Darcy Sandall (@darcy_sandall)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 07:46 +0000

imagine only knowing English and mocking someone who is bilingual absolute clownery

annie (@annietdoan)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 14:07 +0000

When your phone can get a picture of the Milky Way, Jupiter and Saturn @alpedhuez 🤯🤯🤯

Niamh Power 🦕💙 (@niamh__power)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 11:04 +0000

12 A*s at GCSE, A*A*A predicted in Yr12, gruelling interview and application process - i’m a FSM student who lives in social housing i worked so hard lol just to be fucked over by statistics. just got officially rejected. https://t.co/nnBh58sn8N

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I had an offer for Cambridge. My centre assessment grades were A*AA - i met my offer. After standardisation i got AAB. An algorithm literally said fuck your hard work, it doesn't match the pattern of the school you attend...i have to laugh #AlevelResults

Sharls (@sharlsssssxx)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 14:52 +0000

Sharls (@sharlsssssxx)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 20:10 +0000

out of context brooklyn nine nine🏳️‍🌈 (@nocontxt99)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 17:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/meenaharris/status/1294676410896912386

⬇️ Take the time- Names should be heard correctly. Pronounce names correctly!

David P. Anderson, MSSE (@DavidPKey)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 17:15 +0000

Me: I’m going to skip conferences in 2020 to focus my time and efforts elsewhere 2020: lol yeah it’s “your decision” okay

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 13:12 +0000

Many people have been using quarantine as a time to perfect their bread or coffee making skills, but I personally have taken this as an opportunity to make increasingly unsettling eggs

Anna Hughes (@AnnaGHughes)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 13:51 +0000

Doing code reviews:

Ambiguity Removal Expert (@lunetics)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 11:32 +0000

I would like everyone asking me "what framework should I use instead?" to remember 💖 there is no ethical consumption under capitalism 💖

Nat Alison (@tesseralis)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 22:54 +0000