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Can't tell if this was the best or dumbest thing I ever decided to do on tinder? Honestly might update it

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This boy made a POWERPOINT for tinder and i can’t stop laughing

jaycie (@haugendazs)Sun, 29 Sep 2019 16:18 +0000

Chance Not a Rapper Man (@offbrand_chance)Sun, 02 Aug 2020 17:50 +0000

Pandemic baking: blueberry-rhubarb frangipane tart.

Ben Wolfe, PhD (@BenWolfeVision)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 20:17 +0000

50 years ago a child went up to mark zuckerberg and told him he wanted to be just like him one day. mark was so inspired he gave him $20 and told him to buy bitcoin. that child is bill gates.

Bo Lau (@bolau_)Sun, 02 Aug 2020 01:48 +0000

I always find it so strange to get business requests from gmail accounts. Buy a domain. Use your own custom email address.

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sun, 02 Aug 2020 19:33 +0000

I'm in a bracket of "students who were too poor to pay for their education but now have a good job" - the bracket most punished by the government's student loans. I've been repaying for 3 years (hundreds of £ per month) and the balance hasn't gone down at all. It's messed up.

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Sun, 02 Aug 2020 20:48 +0000

Don’t work with friends.

Lewis King (@lewisking)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 15:38 +0000

The number of times I've gone "ooh, someone's sent a slack message!" and then realised I just pushed a change to my blog and it's the automatic notification 🤦‍♂️

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Sun, 02 Aug 2020 16:22 +0000

I’m so sorry twitter.com/zoetomalin/sta…

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Make 👏 it 👏 socially 👏 acceptable 👏 to 👏 wear 👏 a 👏 plague 👏 doctor 👏 mask 👏 on 👏 the 👏 tube 👏

Zoë Tomalin (@ZoeTomalin)Mon, 05 Nov 2018 10:50 GMT

Zoë Tomalin (@ZoeTomalin)Sun, 02 Aug 2020 09:22 +0000

The Year 2020 as told by Arrested Development

1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 16:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/50FirstTates/status/1286686633052512256

me: [finally able to pet cat] my cat: [immediately licks clean the spot i just touched]

tatum (@50FirstTates)Fri, 24 Jul 2020 16:03 +0000

me: [just standing there] my cat: i will circle u rubbing my entire body on ur legs me: [reaches to pet cat] my cat: ʳ ᵘ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵏᶦᵈᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ ᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ᵘ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ᵐᵉ

tatum (@50FirstTates)Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/50FirstTates/status/1286715314047197184

update: i pet my cat. he bit me and meowed until i attempted to pet him again. then he wouldn’t let me

tatum (@50FirstTates)Fri, 24 Jul 2020 23:37 +0000

Baran Ozmen (@brnzmn)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 17:44 +0000

I'd like to propose a new term that's like, the opposite of 'cleans up well' and I'm calling it 'grimes up good'. the epitome of this concept is Henry Cavill, who has all the sexuality of a lawful good water biscuit in a suit but could turn a nation if you grease him up a lil

Aos Sí (@MaxEMcMorrow)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 10:09 +0000

What is the sickest burn in the history of cinema Keeping in mind that it’s this

Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 16:54 +0000

Yesterday, for the first time in a while, I didn’t even turn my computer on. Please be proud of me 😅

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 02 Aug 2020 09:00 +0000

🐈 (@thesebosscats)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 16:26 +0000

Researching for a blog post and come across one that covers the same topic? Feel like abandoning your work because someone already published theirs? Keep writing. Publish your post. You're bringing your own voice and unique perspective to the conversation. We need your voice.

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 18:30 +0000

Regarding banning TikTok: If we allow the president can ban TikTok, we allow them to ban any app... ...Including privacy and safety apps like Signal.

Tinker (@TinkerSec)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 15:43 +0000

genuinely very happy to announce that we have taken on a truly ridiculous amount of debt

eva wood #blm ☂️ (@EvaGiselle)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 01:05 +0000

This was Brighton beach today, but I wasn’t allowed to see my grandparents in Bradford for Eid al-Adha. Pathetic & insulting.

Aleesha (@a_leesha1)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 21:26 +0000

4 months into quarantine finally figured out the best angle for video calls

Tim Unkenholz (@timunken)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 22:32 +0000

Today I learned that the sentence "Why zip along quick, fam? Just relax and vibe" is an alternative to "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" that still uses every letter.

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 00:33 +0000

hog’s vet said to keep an eye on his weight so this is his life once a week now

rax ‘🥩👋’ king (@RaxKingIsDead)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 20:55 +0000

Out of Context Pokemon (@OoCPokemon)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 22:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/denvercoder/status/1289321163764580352

Imagine getting fired and possibly arrested for stealing the package and it ends up being some fucking JavaScript book 😂 ☠️

Adam Rackis (@AdamRackis)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 22:06 +0000

Impartiality from the BBC

Marcus Barnett (@marcusbarnett_)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 12:58 +0000

once again humiliated by feeling better after drinking water

Amanda Rosenberg (@AmandaRosenberg)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 17:23 +0000

0-day zoom hacks dropped in YT chat

LiveOverflow 🔴 (@LiveOverflow)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 16:55 +0000

RT @JustGetFlux In 2009 we first approached Apple to get f.lux on iPhones. Years of promises of API access. The last conversation we had with them was "that's too weird for most of our users. Like the Klingon keyboard." Then, they announced their clone onstage, Macworld 2016.

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 15:27 +0000

Instead of having business meetings while golfing or climbing, execs are now getting together in Grand Theft Auto and Minecraft. For real. nytimes.com/2020/07/31/bus…

Kashmir Hill (@kashhill)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 15:10 +0000

So strange how they opened the pubs and now we have a higher infection rate.

David R White (@drdrwhite)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 10:32 +0000

do you consider 1024 to be a "nice, round number" or are you normal

Fiora (@FioraAeterna)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 09:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1289283525187780608

Too hot for fur

David Evans (@_davevans_)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 19:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1289240246404526082

We just got soaked and it was lovely 💛✨

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 31 Jul 2020 18:01 +0000