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And yet a bunch of colonizers spreading a virus before eating a ton of food is probably the most historically-consistent version of Thanksgiving that we've done.

Kristen Seversky (@KR1573N)Wed, 25 Nov 2020 06:30 GMT

everybody in America thinks they could one day become a billionaire but nobody thinks they could get covid

ellory smith (@ellorysmith)Wed, 25 Nov 2020 18:47 GMT

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Story of my life:

Daniel Salinas Córdova (@DanielSalinas00)Wed, 25 Nov 2020 10:54 GMT

rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Thu, 26 Nov 2020 11:11 GMT

My fucking doorbell doesn't work because AWS us-east-1 is having issues 🤦🏿‍♂️

SJP (ಠ_ಠ) (@SJP1804)Wed, 25 Nov 2020 16:58 GMT

I don't want kids, never have, and was gutted when I found out I was pregnant a few years back. The miscarriage I went on to have was ABSOLUTELY devastating, so I can't even imagine how it feels when the baby was deeply wanted. Be kind, please.

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 25 Nov 2020 22:28 GMT

Next week's keynote will feature no new @awscloud services, they'll just turn us-east-1 back on. #reInvent

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Wed, 25 Nov 2020 22:55 GMT

Welcome to the future

Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Wed, 25 Nov 2020 21:14 GMT

Meghan Markle won't see the all of the nasty shit you write about her but your friends who have experienced miscarriages and the loss of a baby will.

Paisley Thomson (@PaisleyThomson)Wed, 25 Nov 2020 13:25 GMT

I was tempted too 🤶 twitter.com/sarahspain/sta…

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I'm tempted, y'all...

Sarah Spain (@SarahSpain)Tue, 24 Nov 2020 22:46 GMT

Farrah (@FarrahC32)Tue, 24 Nov 2020 23:48 GMT

BREAKING: Vaccinations will start on December 9 in Nottingham and Notts if vaccine(s) approved, health boss says. Full story on its way

Kit Sandeman (@SandemanKit)Tue, 24 Nov 2020 14:40 GMT

the closer it gets to xmas, the more difficult it's proving to feel angrier and angrier about this. Pardon me whilst i evaporate into a mist of annoyance ✌

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I still cannot believe Boris Johnson closed the country down at 9:16pm the night before eid yet is proposing a mix of four households for Christmas four weeks in advance ??? Can you even imagine if this was the other way round the UK would be absolutely FURIOUS

al 🧚🏼‍♀️ (@alicef1811)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 16:42 GMT

rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Tue, 24 Nov 2020 20:50 GMT

🇺🇸 🖥 uncle odil🗽 ✝️ (@OdiliTime)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 07:37 GMT

Oh my god I just won an iPhone 11 from work. What a god tier day.

Andrew (@Chagrilled)Tue, 24 Nov 2020 16:39 GMT

“You can’t stop the work.” Season 6 is a go.

The Expanse (@ExpanseOnPrime)Tue, 24 Nov 2020 17:00 GMT

The Winter Express is pulling back into the station for the return of Holo-Day Bash! Join the festivities Dec 1. 🚂❄

Apex Legends (@PlayApex)Tue, 24 Nov 2020 16:03 GMT

My management style consists mostly of telling folks to delete Teams from their phones and go away when on vacation

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 21:24 GMT

£29 million for a Festival of Brexit. Hmmm. Remind me again, how much did the government need to spend in order to ensure impoverished children had enough food? £24 million was it? Interesting. Did I say ‘interesting’? I meant to say ‘What a bunch of cunts.’

Jonathan Pie (@JonathanPieNews)Tue, 24 Nov 2020 10:46 GMT

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Tue, 24 Nov 2020 01:08 GMT

Wait for it. can’t. stop. laughing...🤣😭🤣

Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 03:41 GMT

For some reason when people see my shell prompt they get really mad

Randall Munroe (@xkcd)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 21:05 GMT

I'd like to apologize to everyone for creating a nationwide potato shortage by ordering a "small" side of fries at Five Guys.

H̶͢͝T̨T̸̕͢P̴̕͠ ̕͠Lo̡͡v̸̷͢è̡͢ç̶raf̕t̨͜ (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 21:40 GMT

the only good thing I saw on the Internet today

Russy KGB (@RussellHFilm)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 03:16 GMT

With the return of Rule of 6.. at least this will be easier to remember this year: Partridge in a pear tree 2 turtle doves 3 French Hens 4 Calling birds 5 GOOLD RIIINGS 6 Geese a laying 6 Swans swimming 6 Maids milking 6 drummers drumming 6 pipers piping 6 lords leaping

Harvey Hawkins (@harvhawkscomedy)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 16:51 GMT

chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing

cass (@cassthevirgin)Sun, 22 Nov 2020 19:48 GMT

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Sun, 22 Nov 2020 19:35 GMT

listening to mando trying to explain the red vs blue wire to not baby yoda gives me anxiety filled flashbacks from my tech support days.

Whitney Champion 🍪 (@shortxstack)Sun, 22 Nov 2020 03:31 GMT

This Thursday we have a talk by @edent “The (connected) house of horrors” ! We fill our homes, life and bodies with internet connected devices. But do we really understand the dangers which lurk inside them?

HackSoc Nottingham (@hacksocnotts)Sat, 21 Nov 2020 15:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1330523058591895552

The best bit is that this is a completely anonymised subtweet because this is EVERY tech CEO’s marketing plan

Joe (@jna_sh)Sun, 22 Nov 2020 14:49 GMT

Shout out to the worst 6 months of my professional life where a CEO relentlessly ground down a team of talented people because his “marketing plan” was to get #1 on Hacker News twitter.com/jasminexeth/st…

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but...... “You don’t need to go viral. You need a marketing plan...”

A Tech Head 🌎 (@jasminexETH)Thu, 29 Oct 2020 14:26 GMT

Joe (@jna_sh)Sun, 22 Nov 2020 14:46 GMT

HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CLEAN HIMSELF

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Sat, 21 Nov 2020 22:42 GMT

Adjusted the #elePHPant display so they’re on top of Hylas’ tank!

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sun, 22 Nov 2020 13:53 GMT

“we have guests go get the fancy cups”

sam (@Celona100k)Fri, 20 Nov 2020 22:28 GMT

Seeing a guy for 4 months, found out tonight he has a girlfriend of 10 years and a 7 years old kid (that I didn’t know about), bearing in mind he’s taken me to meet his mum 3 times and SHE KNEW AND LIED TO ME TOO, you couldn’t fucking write my life

Abi (@AbigailSwift2)Fri, 20 Nov 2020 20:50 GMT

today i offer you two cats in pants

eʀɪᴄᴋᴀ (@Erickajamon)Sat, 21 Nov 2020 17:03 GMT

The only two cat personalities that exist

Animals Being Jerks (@MeanAnimals)Sat, 21 Nov 2020 20:05 GMT

You clearly needed a cat video 😽

Sasha Rosenbaum (@DivineOps)Sun, 22 Nov 2020 04:17 GMT