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Women in tech are literally so easy to please. Give us fancy mechanical keyboards and fundamental human rights. That's only two things.

Cake is Kate. Always has been. 💫 (@kefimochi)Wed, 03 Feb 2021 05:06 GMT

"Why am I feeling anxious for no reason?" she thought to herself almost a year into the ongoing deadly global pandemic which completely upended life as she knew it.

Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe)Mon, 01 Feb 2021 23:05 GMT

I got snazzy new domain! ✨carol.gg✨ And I started rebuilding my site, in parts. Exciting times 🎉 Part 1: Moving to Eleventy 👇🏼 carol.gg/blog/site-rebu…

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 02 Feb 2021 08:28 GMT

Omg why is cachingggg 😭😭

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 01 Feb 2021 20:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/kyliebytes/status/1356330906995200000

Lewds, obviously. This is the internet

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 01 Feb 2021 20:36 GMT

I want to save this tweet as the textbook definition of gatekeeping.

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https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1356072519690686465

Do you have a CS degree Corey? Did you take a class in formal languages at all? Regular expressions, push down automata, Turing machines, etc? HTML isn't a programming language. It's just markup.

John Black (@johnblackjr)Mon, 01 Feb 2021 03:50 GMT

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Mon, 01 Feb 2021 03:51 GMT

I feel presentation is as important as the meal itself.

Fergi (@LolaFaglana)Sun, 31 Jan 2021 03:43 GMT

apparently it's "unprofessional" to work in infosec and glorify criminal activity so i guess i'll move to finance where it'll get me fast-tracked to hedge fund manager instead

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Sun, 31 Jan 2021 23:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/taosecurity/status/1355971359168466945

Hi, Richard! This is Twitter, not a meeting with management. We're allowed to swear, AND we're allowed to change the definition of what constitutes "professional behavior." For instance: get the fuck over yourself.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 31 Jan 2021 22:08 GMT

Be careful folks

Emily (@EmilyKager)Tue, 26 Jan 2021 19:27 GMT

Hear me out: An entire Disney+ show about Jimmy Woo just working weird cases in the MCU. Like a fun X-Files. Make it happen.

Stephen Ford (@StephenSeanFord)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 20:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/unbridled_id/status/1355408507172958210

My interpersonal relationships prof told us she tracked everything her husband did on his phone and computer—gps, internet history, texts/emails—because the secret to a successful marriage is knowing that you can’t trust anyone.

Katherine Rhodes (@krhodes0521)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 22:22 GMT

I’ve tweeted this before, but my ethics professor impregnated his son’s girlfriend. I think about it every class

Sierra Armor 𝔼𝕣𝕚𝕤 (@unbridled_id)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 06:52 GMT

GitHub Issue forms are coming! 📣 Thanks @github! for making reporting issues a breeze now! 🚀No more weird Markdown stuff. At @home_assistant we are proud to have the privilege to participate in the limited alpha test of this new feature! 😎

Franck Nijhof (@Frenck)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 20:54 GMT

Thanks Guido. That's very flattering. I'm still a little unclear as to what it is but congratulations and well done.

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https://twitter.com/EricIdle/status/1355227039146467329

Hi @EricIdle, author of said "Python" software here. It's open source, which means it's free. It's been 31 years since I chose the name and I'm still a fan of your work! It's "very nice". Many folks working with me in the early days shared my appreciation.

Guido van Rossum (@gvanrossum)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 00:22 GMT

Eric Idle (@EricIdle)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 01:20 GMT

Sound on

place where cat shouldn't be (@catshouldnt)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 06:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1355495410975059968

A BAH-GEL? 🤣

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 12:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1355495238106812420

Live scenes from my apartment 😅

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 12:37 GMT

Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out

StepMom Marie 🖤 (@mariebabyyyyy_)Fri, 29 Jan 2021 18:16 GMT

今日はチーズフォンデュ たーんとお食べ 大好きなポテトからがっつくワタちゃん

IKEAのサメ用アカ@ワタザメ (@IKEAsame)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 08:18 GMT

At 21 I have, •A social media following of over 70,000 •a big fat dumpy ass •huge bulompa titties •onlyfans money •like 6 friends maybe This is just the beginning🚀

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At 22 I have, •A podcast with over 200,000 downloads •A social media following of over 13,000 •A net worth of over $75,000 •A group of friends all over the world This is just the beginning🚀

Decade Investor💸 (@DecadeInvestor)Thu, 28 Jan 2021 23:00 GMT

cal? (@cal_gif)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 00:43 GMT

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 — 𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛 — a state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time

Sarah Smith (@sarahesmith23)Thu, 28 Jan 2021 20:46 GMT

If Wall St. had taken the time to look at anyone's Steam library they'd know that we have no problem dropping $40 on something and never touching it again.

Ben Kutcher | black lives matter (@benkutcher)Thu, 28 Jan 2021 17:33 GMT

I got my son a SAD lamp because he lives in New England & his apartment doesn’t get a lot of natural light & he told me his cat taught herself how to turn it on & she has been using it a lot.

Caissie (@Caissie)Fri, 29 Jan 2021 01:21 GMT

So is Kubernetes just yaml

Pauline P. Narvas (@paulienuh)Fri, 29 Jan 2021 12:48 GMT

Just the metaphorical one I wear to appear happier to myself than I really am when looking in the mirror, 322 days into quarantine. https://t.co/dSwbQVFYNX

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How many masks are you wearing today? 2? 3? 4? 10?

Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan)Thu, 28 Jan 2021 21:52 GMT

H̶͢͝T̨T̸̕͢P̴̕͠ ̕͠Lo̡͡v̸̷͢è̡͢ç̶raf̕t̨͜ (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Fri, 29 Jan 2021 20:43 GMT

Internationally, we the Dutch are seen to be direct and blunt. Our checklist for travel to the Netherlands lives up to that reputation.

Karel van Oosterom (@KvanOosterom)Fri, 29 Jan 2021 15:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/AtlPartyCrasher/status/1355208321888874503

Why are you eating ice cream with a fork?

Black Dolphin (@OGspankyLoco69)Fri, 29 Jan 2021 19:00 GMT

Eoin Higgins (@EoinHiggins_)Fri, 29 Jan 2021 12:48 GMT