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Imagine being an apex predator and constantly getting picked up and kissed on the head

Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme)Tue, 23 Feb 2021 18:11 GMT

Lou van der Bijl (@SynStalker)Wed, 24 Feb 2021 05:24 GMT

My lawyer when I send him screenshots of my illegally shared onlyfans content

pretty and rude (@themeredith)Tue, 23 Feb 2021 21:15 GMT

Sharing is caring

Sasha Rosenbaum (@DivineOps)Tue, 23 Feb 2021 14:50 GMT

Me rn

MF Dinners (@tom_usher_)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 19:35 GMT

The ideal bedsheets don’t exi—

Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. 💸 (@ParikPatelCFA)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 20:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1363897259297972224

Why alias `sudo` to `please` when you could take it a step further with `prettyplease` instead? 🥰

April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 18:28 GMT

who the heck thought this was a good feature for a network router to have

matt🔔 @ home (@mbellgb)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 17:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/notyourkindnate/status/1358482332571811841

Unfortunately the deadline for fuck yous has passed

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 13:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1363580380977094656

Such a cheerful color! My husband was right to bring me here

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 20:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1363580187472879621

is it yellow

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 20:04 GMT

I'm going to celebrate my isolation anniversary with the woman who lives in my wallpaper

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 20:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/kellan/status/1363570951728807948

imagine tweeting this barely over a month after your head of HR quit over a blatantly illegal firing lol

Michael Guerin (@MrSebguer)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 19:50 GMT

I wonder what turn around? Selling to Microsoft? I hear that GitHub still has a pretty toxic culture. I know nothing about Jason but it’s serious red flag of other pathologies to see a exec out on Twitter thirsting for more credit and recognition.

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I hope one day we can tell the GitHub turnaround story. Many great people should be known & stories/lessons told For this tweet, simply this: Betting on myself 19 friends said I shouldn't do it: couldn't be done 1 said I *absolutely* had to: bet on yourself

twitter.com/jmj/status/136…

Jason Warner (@jasoncwarner)Sat, 20 Feb 2021 15:47 GMT

kellan (@kellan)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 19:27 GMT

Breaking: Mars becomes the second planet that has more computers running Linux than Windows.

@mikko (@mikko)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 13:59 GMT

Nuclear subtweet: it doesn’t matter how right you think your technical opinion is, if you can’t share it without being negative and toxic then you’re wrong.

Ricky (@rickhanlonii)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 00:50 GMT

made a strawberries and cream swiss roll today :-)

кат (@khrosy_)Sat, 20 Feb 2021 15:28 GMT

Thanos: “You should have gone for the head.” Kids:

🌷SyL🌷 (@sylgr)Sat, 20 Feb 2021 22:09 GMT

Ted Cruz continues to be a trailblazer as he becomes the first Hispanic person to flee FROM Texas TO Mexico because of ICE

Wayne Lawson, PhD (@WayneALawson)Sat, 20 Feb 2021 03:23 GMT

Honey glaze sweet and spicy fried chicken and buttermilk mac & cheese

Free Spirited🇭🇹💨🍃 (@StephLDV)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 20:27 GMT

Caturday

Sasha Rosenbaum (@DivineOps)Sat, 20 Feb 2021 16:16 GMT

#Java

Bruno Borges (@brunoborges)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 16:19 GMT

I honestly hope that this whole painful conversation is a Socratic dialogue that @edent has created as an educational piece of performance art. The alternative is almost too grim to contemplate. I was reading between my fingers for most of it.

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@NirbhikJangid hi, are you still involved in @tokenizedtweets? Or do you know anyone who is?

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 14 Feb 2021 09:40 GMT

Roo Reynolds (@rooreynolds)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 19:49 GMT

Cats Where They Shouldn't Be (@catsnoplace)Sat, 20 Feb 2021 03:20 GMT

tw // abortion it is now legal for any EU citizen to get an abortion in the czech republic even if that is the only reason for their visit!! this is a reaction to the polish abortion ban but could potentially help a lot of other people as well! we stand with you❤️

babes🥰 check pinned⚡ (@nanasofts)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 11:50 GMT

Tired: Begging your team for code review. Wired: Click-baiting them to your PR.

😸 matt zabriskie 🤖 (@mzabriskie)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 23:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/austinlparker/status/1362899163818700804

I honestly hope they don't announce anything about OW2 so I can keep using "are you saving your ult for OW2???" as an insult in comp for a while longer

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 23:07 GMT

When your void monster has you pinned, and she’s giving you that look like she’s accusing you of something, the most important thing is not to panic.

@RandomSheetOfIce7 (@RandomNoun7)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 06:48 GMT

In what world is this subtle

Kayla Cottingham 🦭 (@peculiaritea)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 01:39 GMT

why are people who hate mexicans always going on vacation in mexico

blaine capatch (@blainecapatch)Thu, 18 Feb 2021 16:05 GMT

I get it now. Ted and Heidi Cruz wanted their children to be safe, to have basic sanitary services like heat and running water, to leave behind a third-world apocalyptic nightmare for a safer place. Like so many parents before them, they decided to cross the Mexican border.

Julie Roginsky (@julieroginsky)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 15:17 GMT