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Go grab a cup of Java☕ & Git excited - it's IPO day! $DOCN 💙

DigitalOcean (@digitalocean)Wed, 24 Mar 2021 13:01 GMT

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as GNU/Linux, is in fact, Linux. GNU is not an operating system unto itself, but rather a few POSIX-compatible utilities promoted by an organization led by an abuser.

Peter B (@peterb)Mon, 22 Mar 2021 16:02 GMT

Funny how people act like it's so shocking and awful when poor people in faraway countries turn to terrorism just because an occupying army destroyed their homes and killed their family, but when they watch Star Wars they still recognize that Luke Skywalker is the good guy

Yes, You're Racist (@YesYoureRacist)Sat, 28 Nov 2020 19:18 GMT

nobody: an unmuted programmer on the zoom call: CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACKCLACKCLACK

evil maid (@lenazun)Tue, 23 Mar 2021 21:04 GMT

the best engineers i've worked with are not ones who write "great" code (whatever that means!) but instead are the ones who are extremely skilled communicators.

Vaidehi Joshi (@vaidehijoshi)Tue, 23 Mar 2021 17:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/drphiIth/status/1374410234102304768

all politicians do is tweet what we wanna hear and then nothing gets done. i’m really sick and tired of it

mo ☆ (@drphiIth)Tue, 23 Mar 2021 17:18 GMT

Irony in my inbox this morning…

Rob Allen (@akrabat)Tue, 23 Mar 2021 11:06 GMT

I am NOT embarrassed about the number of guys I've slept with. I am obviously embarrassed about the quality.

Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_)Mon, 22 Mar 2021 12:32 GMT

Day one of funemployment was a success.

Czark8ski (@pczarkowski)Mon, 22 Mar 2021 18:54 GMT

To the @fsf: There was no future where you became relevant again. But you could have chosen to use your legacy to elevate a new generation and gracefully retire. Instead you chose to pander to those bleating endless vapid freedom slogans and supporting a terrible man. Screw you.

Stuart Langridge (@sil)Tue, 23 Mar 2021 09:31 GMT

"but he's contributed so much!" cool! imagine how much could have been contributed by all the people he drove away

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 22 Mar 2021 15:10 GMT

my cat has been ramming his head into my boobs a lot lately and i’ve read stories about how pets sometimes warn their owners of cancerous tumors using the same method so i went to the doctor and got checked and found out that my cat is just a pervert

anica (@hog_mild)Sat, 20 Mar 2021 22:28 GMT

“LSASS” is an extremely odd thing to keep hearing on a work call, when your name happens to be Elle.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Mon, 22 Mar 2021 16:34 GMT

Really cool that the FSF has decided the past contributions of a dinosaur who's spent literal years openly abusing women without repercussions outweigh the potential contributions of all the women they just alienated by letting that man back into a position of power

Kat "it's probably a shitpost" Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 22 Mar 2021 16:41 GMT

This is amazing.

Dani Klein 🌎 YeahThatsKosher (@YeahThatsKosher)Sun, 21 Mar 2021 16:43 GMT

It's only [Obj]Light Cheese[Obj][Obj][Obj] if it comes from the [Obj] region of france, otherwise it's just unicode cheese

foone (@Foone)Mon, 22 Mar 2021 00:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1373933024576991233

they should put plain clothes police officers clubbing inside that would do it

laura bananas (@freezydorito)Mon, 22 Mar 2021 09:43 GMT

if the bristol police didn’t want their vans to burn they shouldn’t leave them alone at night in the street being all flammable wearing provocative decals

laura bananas (@freezydorito)Mon, 22 Mar 2021 09:42 GMT

When I finish my Gü cheesecake

Ross Sayers (@Sayers33)Sun, 21 Mar 2021 13:35 GMT

I just learned about the CLI tool `grex`. It might change how I approach regular expressions (🤞🙈). You provide string values and it comes up with a regular expression matching them.😲 github.com/pemistahl/grex Video alt: CLI session showing multiple generated reg. expressions.

Stefan Judis (@stefanjudis)Sun, 21 Mar 2021 13:52 GMT

Exec 1: "The Mandalorian was a hit! We need something like that for the Obi Wan spinoff, but not -too- similar." Exec 2: "say no more"

Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears)Sun, 21 Mar 2021 16:54 GMT

Oh no

BAD♡GRRL (@BVDGRRL)Sun, 21 Mar 2021 10:24 GMT

Cats in boxes (@CatsInsideBox)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 22:46 GMT

thank you census for unwittingly providing a reaction image

Josefina 🧋(was @/kriemhildsrache) (@josefin_aut)Sat, 20 Mar 2021 21:15 GMT

$2000 became $1600. Biden promised to decriminalize marijuana, now he's firing staff who used it. You can see why I don't trust Democrats, right?

Al Sweigart (@AlSweigart)Sat, 20 Mar 2021 17:02 GMT

Because you want to see a man give water to a baby squirrel.

Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 18:50 GMT

this puppy playing with a butterfly is the cutest thing ever

Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals)Fri, 19 Mar 2021 15:00 GMT

My daughter is yr 6. Her school have said her class have missed out on a lot of school through Covid. They all need to 'catch up'. So next week, lessons are cancelled, its non unform, games, outdoor learning & camp fires. They're 'catching up' on making memories. Awesome.

Heather Fowler (@always_hope83)Fri, 19 Mar 2021 23:03 GMT

You ever think about how a woman will respond to unwanted advances by inventing a fictional man as a partner because other men are more likely to respect a fictitious man’s boundaries than the woman’s?

Cher (@cherthedev)Sat, 20 Mar 2021 13:11 GMT

Breakfast sandwich yummm

Jeff (@jeffr0)Sat, 20 Mar 2021 12:38 GMT

Jxvy (@Javi_Garras)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 11:14 GMT

tired and sad and angry and just about coping and missing my friends and gigs and festivals and clubs and parties and random nights out and "just one beer" after work and stumbling home and travelling and meeting people and trying a random place for dinner and being relaxed and

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Sat, 20 Mar 2021 01:33 GMT