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Chef (@chef)Fri, 23 Jul 2021 11:08 +0000

i am fucking crying dog

ross (@ramenbutts)Thu, 22 Jul 2021 00:25 +0000

Me trying to keep a straight face when men say "women have it so easy when it comes to getting hired in this industry":

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Thu, 22 Jul 2021 16:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/DethVeggie/status/1418252066246430727

DESTROYER of NAME SERVICES

Josh Conway did the #Moderna and still SigInts! (@CrankyLinuxUser)Thu, 22 Jul 2021 16:57 +0000

If a billionaire lives for 80 years, they would have $12.5m EACH YEAR, their entire life… Nobody should be a billionaire. People are starving, the earth is dying, & billionaires are shooting themselves into space for fun.

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Thu, 22 Jul 2021 11:03 +0000

if you are a marginalised gender in games and you cant take time off today because you need to work freelance etc & u need to then I have $1000 for 20 pots of $50 to reduce your guilt at needing mental space mutuals or mutual-suggestions only, dm me your paypal, no questions.

Callum Uwunderwood (@DevRelCallum)Thu, 22 Jul 2021 08:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/Da1qu1r1/status/1417918971358203904

You don’t want a kid to consider killing themselves because some trolls disliked every single post they make

Kyle Thomas (@K8005882300)Wed, 21 Jul 2021 19:00 +0000

Retweet if tom scott sending garlic bread into space was more culturally and historically important than the billionaire space race

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My view of the launch of New Shepard-16, Blue Origin’s first human spaceflight.

Stephen Clark (@StephenClark1)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 13:45 +0000

͏ ͏ ͏ (@FinJCam)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 15:57 +0000

No I’m not “emotionally eating” Ben and Jerry’s, I’m supporting Palestine

Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 15:41 +0000

when your ex needs to go to space about it, you won the divorce

mothman festival queen (@amyis_trying)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 06:24 +0000

How it really is on that app 😭

Ser Ramsey (@DrizzleGawd)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 00:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/mcclure111/status/1417569414891941889

The new GPU has three slots labeled "DP" and if you ask me that is too much at once

mcc (@mcclure111)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 19:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/JeepHokie23/status/1417249726051856389

Except yes it does. It continues the spread to those others not vaccinated and increases the chances of mutation (variants).

Matt Archbold (@archbold23)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 22:31 +0000

🚀 Today we are announcing the launch of the AWS Cost Leaderboard at leaderboard.vantage.sh. The AWS Cost Leaderboard shows what AWS services cost customers the most in aggregate for the trailing 30 days and is updated daily.

Vantage (@JoinVantage)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 17:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/beep/status/1417489350837866506

Ethan Marcotte (@beep)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 14:22 +0000

in space, nobody can hear you evade taxes

Ethan Marcotte (@beep)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 14:19 +0000

When the "threats" are mainly tweets from anonymous single-figure troll accounts and - despite knowing this - you publicly link these trolls with the vulnerable trans community... well, I think we can all safely say that your faux concerns are rooted in deep transphobia. twitter.com/jk_rowling/sta…

Charlie Don't Surf (@whalecoiner)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 11:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/rhiannonbluebab/status/1407244514356514817

For GRR Martin to finish 'Winds of Winter' after leaving his fans at a cliff hanger since 2011

Yellow Blob (@doomhiker)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 20:42 +0000

It feels really surreal (and not in a good way) to be living in a country that is actively trying to infect young adults and children with Covid. I just can't imagine ever being ok with it.

Prof. Christina Pagel (@chrischirp)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 19:34 +0000

(sings: wake me up INSIDE)

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“Are you ok?” My body’s check engine light has been on since I was 14 please don’t ask me that

one giant size shit bitch bear (@idontclairee_)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 01:58 +0000

Jacky Alciné (@jackyalcine)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 05:38 +0000

I have no idea what's going on & it honestly doesn't matter because this is hilarious

Mikki Kendall (@Karnythia)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 05:40 +0000

The land that classifies pizza as one of your five-a-day and gives guns out as the prizes in cereal boxes warns that the UK is a bit too fucking risky. That’s quite the sobering thought.

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NEW: 🇺🇸 CDC places UK on level 4 (its highest level of Covid travel advisory indicating “very high” Covid rates) and advises Americans to “avoid travel to the United Kingdom.”

Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 17:17 +0000

Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 18:09 +0000

I would say this matches my experience when I was job searching in London with a similar amount of development experience Understand these are the numbers you might be looking at, and don't get discouraged. It's all practice.

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So my job search is over for now this is what it looks like in numbers. 60 job applications 💪 17 rejections 😭 6 applications that I dropped out of 😤 36 unknown 😑 1 signed 🥳 15+ interviews 😁 Thread 🧵⬇️

Andrew Baisden ♐️ (@andrewbaisden)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 10:00 +0000

Trisha Gee (@trisha_gee)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 20:33 +0000

When ISIS did shit like this it was decried as a crime against humanity by the western press

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Israel just destroyed the oldest known Canaanite cemetery in Palestine, a 4,200-year old site, to build an Israeli-settlers-only road. This is a war crime. The occupation regime is literally erasing Palestine’s history as the world looks on in silence.

Sarah Abdallah (@sahouraxo)Sun, 18 Jul 2021 19:01 +0000

OnlyDans (@DanWei55)Sun, 18 Jul 2021 19:03 +0000

For anyone saying JK Rowling isn't doing any harm with her transphobia, you have no fucking clue

Lily Simpson (@LilySimpson1312)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 04:25 +0000

Lenchu ★「JoJosús」 (@LenchuChu)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 11:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/Eljay2602/status/1417108691569061889

So the “my body, my choice” only applies to you and not to anyone else?

OnlyZans (@OnlyZans)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 13:54 +0000

Are your social skills rusty? Mine aren’t, so I partnered with @EE to offer hot tips to help you move from whatsapp chats to socialising IRL - #whenitcounts you can count on EE.

Stevie Martin (@5tevieM)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 14:12 +0000

DID CNN JUST DO THAT

sor ★彡 by a river somewhere (@YaiSor)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 10:41 GMT

can i get a "i survived reading the comments on an article about the pregnant man emoji" badge?

@ellenkorbes (@ellenkorbes)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 11:53 +0000

After promises that the introduction of Nigel Farage will increase viewer numbers tenfold, there’s an awkward moment as GB News producers work out 0 x 10.

Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 11:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/walkingjalopy/status/1416957916330881025

i love my job as a guard with clearance to access the high-security wing. i also love going to the closest bar by the facility for after-work drinks, and having a bafflingly alluring woman beckon me into the bathroom for what’s surely going to be a good time

Pattern Ignorer (@erasmusNYT)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 03:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/erasmusNYT/status/1416961855025725441

Can't wait to get off from my shift at the Plastic Magneto Prison oh wait Rebecca Romjin is chatting me up

Boyd Robertson (@brstreetfighter)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 03:36 +0000

I hate when dates are just talk about boring work stuff like passwords and guard rotations at the research facility you work at

one note parody account devolved into railing abou (@walkingjalopy)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 03:07 +0000

Spectacular.

Guffers (@gavmacn)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 14:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/PythonResponder/status/1416911827750068232

GPL force you to publish source code only if you distribute your version to the customer/client.

kost (@k0st)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 08:09 +0000