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After promises that the introduction of Nigel Farage will increase viewer numbers tenfold, there’s an awkward moment as GB News producers work out 0 x 10.

Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 11:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/walkingjalopy/status/1416957916330881025

i love my job as a guard with clearance to access the high-security wing. i also love going to the closest bar by the facility for after-work drinks, and having a bafflingly alluring woman beckon me into the bathroom for what’s surely going to be a good time

Pattern Ignorer (@erasmusNYT)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 03:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/erasmusNYT/status/1416961855025725441

Can't wait to get off from my shift at the Plastic Magneto Prison oh wait Rebecca Romjin is chatting me up

Boyd Robertson (@brstreetfighter)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 03:36 +0000

I hate when dates are just talk about boring work stuff like passwords and guard rotations at the research facility you work at

one note parody account devolved into railing abou (@walkingjalopy)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 03:07 +0000

Spectacular.

Guffers (@gavmacn)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 14:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/PythonResponder/status/1416911827750068232

GPL force you to publish source code only if you distribute your version to the customer/client.

kost (@k0st)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 08:09 +0000

Bro you can’t tell me i’m not in a Movie or Show when these come on

Underrated Af: The Remix (@_TooUnderratedX)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 01:25 +0000

Fourth International House of Pancakes (@semperposts)Wed, 14 Jul 2021 23:24 +0000

Tabs vs Spaces

Pavol Rusnak ⚡🟩 (@pavolrusnak)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 22:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/BREElluminati/status/1415773738335887363

This gotta be a favorite of mine

Solenya (@tgijoseph)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 23:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/BREElluminati/status/1415773738335887363

🗣EAT THE RICH(Minus Beyoncé & the Obamas) (@SashaLG)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 12:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/AchmadXO/status/1416774976447856648

oh no twitter user @AchmadXO is uninstalling apex what will we ever do

crispy (@jamesiscrispy)Sun, 18 Jul 2021 15:01 +0000

A reminder to y'all 🙃

Cake is Kate. Always has been. 💫 (@kefimochi)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 18:00 +0000

Great. We got hacked.

Ben Marshall (@notbenmarshall)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 16:04 +0000

Two Nuns @images_ai #VQGAN #AI #artwork #MachineLearning

Plesmorade (@Xochipi25812403)Sun, 18 Jul 2021 03:20 +0000

Site: Choose a password Me: oGUWi4!N^*5!y7MkiZnr Site: Must be under 13 letters Me: Pye8z#&9F2Ta Site: No symbols Me: TrbqhSVthFoP Site: No pasting Me: 123456

Jon Kuperman (@jkup)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 20:22 +0000

I patiently await the day when I can tell someone I don’t want kids and they don’t reply with “you may change your mind/want one later.” Apparently you can choose to have kids when you’re young, but if you’re 30 and choose not to have kids you’re too young to make that decision.

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 19:18 +0000

Just fucking incredible that the Health Secretary is announcing he has mild covid thanks to two jabs 2 days before throwing open the nightclubs and removing all masks while half the population are not double jabbed

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 12:57 +0000

Sajid Javid is indeed lucky he’s had two vaccine doses and his symptoms are mild. But what about the 47% of the population who are not yet “double jabbed”? Javid is literally advertising the wisdom of postponing so-called Freedom Day until more of us are vaccinated 🤷‍♀️

Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 13:04 +0000

Against the advice of 1200 international experts double jabbed Sajid Javid is lifting all restrictions on a PARTIALLY vaccinated population in 48 hours, having just tested positive himself for covid. #HealthSecretary

Katy (@KatyJayne101)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 14:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/pocketcasts/status/922291217622355968

Uhm, cool... Should I ask for my paid fee back and go find a podcast app that doesn't insult my career?

Jessica Mauerhan (@JessicaMauerhan)Mon, 23 Oct 2017 02:39 +0000

big boob

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What are you Twitter “famous” for?

Polynesian Sauce P (@officialPdotH)Mon, 12 Jul 2021 18:25 +0000

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Tue, 13 Jul 2021 01:47 +0000

this guy on tiktok rated emergency alarm sounds from different countries and there's no reason it should be this funny 💀

setota h (@setotah)Mon, 12 Jul 2021 17:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/darlngal/status/1416196928002527239

Monkeypox virus is a double-stranded DNA, zoonotic virus and a species of the genus Orthopoxvirus in the family Poxviridae. It is one of the human orthopoxviruses that includes variola, cowpox, and vaccinia viruses. I hope this clears it up for you. If it does, explain it to me.

fistofgreatness (@fistofgreatness)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 01:28 +0000

In one photo.

P. Friedlingstein (@PFriedling)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 19:10 +0000

My mom used to think putting nail polish on my nail would keep me from suckin my thumb. Now I eat ass. Everyone lost that battle.

ashy daddy (@Thundercat)Fri, 16 Jul 2021 17:30 +0000

I'm about to end this man's whole career

Out of Context Pokemon (@OoCPokemon)Fri, 16 Jul 2021 17:14 +0000

Nah dead ass, you can’t reform this

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Portland police used Photoshop to alter a defendant's photo to make him look more like a robbery suspect. Now, he'll be released from jail trib.al/5bw20m4

The Oregonian (@Oregonian)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 17:27 +0000

️️ (@ZeeToThe)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 20:24 +0000

Views above Mt Fuji, Japan

Earth (@earthcurated)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 11:42 +0000

When you wake up at 9 am and have plans at 1 PM

First Worlder Afraid Climate Change Will Kill Them (@AnimeSerbia)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 06:10 +0000

dying laughing at this

cal? (@cal_gif)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 15:09 +0000

So what is Critical Race Theory, really? And why is it so important? Kimberlé Crenshaw (@sandylocks) sets the record straight on CRT and the right's disinformation campaign in our latest video. Watch and share:

African American Policy Forum (@AAPolicyForum)Wed, 14 Jul 2021 17:41 +0000

“I’m having a bad menstrual cycle so I decided not to work yesterday.“ I just Slacked that to a male client. TMI? Meh. This is my truth on the only non-invasive long-term plan to not get pregnant, my IUD. A rage-filled thread about periods & contraception coming soon...

Jennifer Riggins (@jkriggins)Thu, 15 Aug 2019 10:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/VeryBadLlama/status/1415159049453199361

Sparksol (@Sparksol)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 00:24 +0000

💯 I thought I was a pretty solid human when I started therapy and now realise that that was my armour I'd created to avoid looking at myself and having to truly be vulnerable.

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https://twitter.com/fredrivett/status/1415607154652893185

one session in I'm and already seeing value. if you're thinking of doing it, give it a shot, worst case you'll realise it's not for you, best case you tweak your human machine in ways that'll pay back for years to come.

fred rivett 👨🏻‍💻🔳 (@fredrivett)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 09:40 +0000

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 09:44 +0000

When your software dev team's logo translates to an actually cool shirt

Andrew (@Chagrilled)Wed, 14 Jul 2021 16:39 +0000