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the roughest toughest frail (@em_aytch)Wed, 05 Jan 2022 02:26 GMT

This is fucking wild. Norton "Antivirus" now sneakily installs cryptomining software on your computer, and then SKIMS A COMMISSION. community.norton.com/en/forums/faq-…

Cory Doctorow (@doctorow)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 21:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/jwz/status/1478604420254343172

It helps if you think of the "Block" button as the "Go Fuck Yourself" button. Maybe try to imagine Jeff Goldblum singing the "It's maaaahhh birthhhhhday" song every time you press it. youtube.com/watch?v=tEt2w4…

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https://twitter.com/morganastra/status/1478091388424441857

We could have ended COVID before it became a pandemic by just taking some simple measures - masks, tests, contact tracing doing and some local lockdowns back in early 2020. We could have ended it before Omicron by lifting patents and distributing vaccines throughout the world

Rosa Astra (@morganastra)Mon, 03 Jan 2022 19:53 GMT

fuck artificial scarcity. the ultimate goal of human civilization is eliminating scarcity; the creation of artificial scarcity is actively working to destroy civilization.

Ada Worcester is screaming (@pikhq)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 20:52 GMT

A company isn't a family. Parents don't fire their kids for low performance or furlough them in hard times. A better vision for a workplace is a community—a place where people bond around shared values, feel valued as human beings, and have a voice in decisions that affect them.

Adam Grant (@AdamMGrant)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 16:14 GMT

FTC warns companies to remediate Log4j security vulnerability: bit.ly/31oEKxB

Tech@FTC (@TechFTC)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 20:03 GMT

do you think he'll get it

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angle) (@oncloud_b)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 21:20 GMT

This rock glows Most sodalite will fluoresce orange under ultraviolet light Electromagnetic radiation (light from the UV flashlight) is absorbed which then re-emits radiation at a longer wavelength – in this case, the yellow glow 1/

Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 13:08 GMT

This is why Operational Excellence is one of my favorite pillars: it can make a considerable positive impact on the work-life balance of developers, eng managers, and product folks. It's a win for everyone involved. This whole thread is great!

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Living the serverless dream: Christmas Day 2021, when everybody who has bought a Roomba since Black Friday opens them in about a four hour window on Christmas morning, was completely hands off keyboard for us. Literally nothing needed to handle the massive influx of traffic.

Ben Kehoe (@ben11kehoe)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 19:58 GMT

Sara Gerion (@Sarutule)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 16:55 GMT

This is Millie and Wilbur. They've always flirted with each other on walks. Today they finally booped snoots. A big step. Both 13/10

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 17:09 GMT

The CDC expected him to return to work after 5 days twitter.com/thefigen/statu…

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Armor of a soldier wounded by a cannonball at the battle of Waterloo in 1815.

Figen (@TheFigen)Mon, 03 Jan 2022 19:39 GMT

Extremily Gorcenski (@EmilyGorcenski)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 15:38 GMT

Happy New Year, pals! 🎉🥂🍾 Had a proper offline break, with lots of family time and play time with Juno aka Prince of Darkness aka Fleabag 😂 Hope y’all had a nice break too 💛

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 10:11 GMT

Patton Oswalt absolutely nailed this prediction #BookofBobaFett (Spoiler Warning)

Lights, Camera, Pod (@LightsCameraPod)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 01:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1478319925789872129

“Learning to forgive myself in 2022 🥺” Babes, you work in corporate surveillance and misinformation. You’re supposed to feel bad. That’s what feeling bad is for.

Jessica Rose (@jesslynnrose)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 11:01 GMT

I’m seeing a lot of self care tweets about forgiving yourself, which is nice. But for my tech friends*, if you’re doing harmful shit, you have to STOP DOING IT before forgiving yourselves. *this applies to other people but I feel most comfortable fussing at tech folks

Jessica Rose (@jesslynnrose)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 10:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/alex_navarro/status/1477704177711263749

This is the premise of Dunston Checks In (1996)

climate crisis actor 🌹 (@docklesshuman)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 18:17 GMT

One might say they have bad ApeSec

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https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1477703853944434688

look i know all this shit sucks beyond comprehension but “did not take proper precautions when moving his ape” is just an objectively funny sentence.

Yeet Takeshi (@alex_navarro)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 18:11 GMT

Ed Zitron (@edzitron)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 18:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1477703853944434688

look i know all this shit sucks beyond comprehension but “did not take proper precautions when moving his ape” is just an objectively funny sentence.

Yeet Takeshi (@alex_navarro)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 18:11 GMT

I don’t have a brain today but people pay me to have a brain SOS

Jonathan Graziano (@jongraz)Mon, 03 Jan 2022 15:55 GMT

Everyone this morning (except Scotland) when they realise they have to go to work today:

Stephen Mullen (@StephenMullen)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:31 GMT

Back?!? Bitch we have been the backbone of the internet for the past 10 years

ft (@ft_variations)Mon, 03 Jan 2022 17:35 GMT

The coronavirus API documentation, specifically, is the gold standard by which all API docs should be assessed. It’s clear! It generates URLs you can paste into your code! It regards helping people get to the info as a point, rather than seeing the API as an exam you have to pass

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Some personal news (a 🧵): On 4 October 2021, I resigned from my role as the Deputy Head of Software Engineering for Web and Data at @UKHSA. This means that 1 January 2022 will mark my final day in the agency — but *not* on the dashboard, so this is not goodbye. ...[1/10]

Pouria Hadjibagheri (@Pouriaaa)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 10:48 GMT

Chris Cook (@xtophercook)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 10:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1478283698034417669

Pearls... heh

Holly Brockwell - Queen of Spayeds (@holly)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1478279497183072261

Oh put your pearls down, we are all the product of an orgasm and that's just a weird creepy fact we all have to live with

Holly Brockwell - Queen of Spayeds (@holly)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:34 GMT

Some women - including me - are allergic to some men's sperm. Apparently it's certain proteins that set it off, but you could equally say I have... ...a nut allergy 😎

Holly Brockwell - Queen of Spayeds (@holly)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:16 GMT

"Hey Eva, what is it like to be a woman in tech?"

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https://twitter.com/evacide/status/1478209482433830913

You are an intensely public figure, deliberately having thrust yourself into the media. You are a social media influencer with 167k followers here and then act all high and mighty when occasionally someone contacts you for business. #stophuffingyourownfarts

Fake PhD Investigator (@FakePhD_reveal)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:09 GMT

Eva (@evacide)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:55 GMT

From what I understand, you're supposed to use two spaces after a period when using a monospace font. 80% of the text I write is in monospace, so I'm in the habit of using two spaces. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Aaron Patterson (@tenderlove)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 01:17 GMT

I've discovered a new passion: Adding Magneto quotes to pictures of babies in x-ray restraints.

Frank (@FMummert)Mon, 03 Jan 2022 19:10 GMT

it’s coming for us all

Marianne 🖤 protect black lives (@bronzebygold)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 14:56 GMT

My first commercial app (when I was baby) had an individual git repo for each of my lambda crud resolvers because I deluded myself into thinking granular deploys would provide customer value in some way

Jacob Paris 🍁 (@jacobmparis)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 05:48 GMT

if someone tells you an app needs 25 times more repositories than developers, they're clearly in the pocket of Big DevOps

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My first commercial app (when I was baby) had an individual git repo for each of my lambda crud resolvers because I deluded myself into thinking granular deploys would provide customer value in some way

Jacob Paris 🍁 (@jacobmparis)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 05:48 GMT

Jacob Paris 🍁 (@jacobmparis)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 05:59 GMT

The first 13 minutes of The Suicide Squad up to the opening credits are so damn funny. Just brilliant.

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 06:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/richburroughs/status/1478251601458520064

The assault on the beach especially. When they’re shooting TDK’s arms and then it cuts to him writhing around on the ground in pain. I can’t even 😂

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 06:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/mattray/status/1478252498020225024

How will I manage without bursting into a Zoolander gas fight though?

Tim Smith (@tas50)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 06:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1478256793721745413

oh they just asked me. I've been collecting data and running the numbers for a while

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https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1478256452917772288

there's no way you could get a large enough sample size of people to agree to get their dicks hard in front of someone in a lab coat for science

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 06:47 GMT