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https://twitter.com/elchefe/status/1510410502043844615

She makes me a better person. She loves my kids like they’re her own. And she loves every animal she’s ever seen. It’s impossible for me not to love her. And I’m so lucky she loves me.

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 00:15 +0000

Mistress V on domme duty

j 🌬️ (@silvergelpen)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 06:05 +0000

A good API is not just easy to use but also hard to misuse.

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Mon, 16 Oct 2017 16:43 +0000

if anyone is actually surprised that homophobia is once again becoming more prevalent, they clearly should’ve been listening to trans women

death angel (@angel_0f_deathx)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 19:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/troutgirl/status/1510050777015889923

I mean, not tryna be a jerk here. I realized I have no idea how to do something with node that I've done a billion times with Apache httpd: set up a bunch of vhosts on a single server.

Joyce Park (@troutgirl)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 00:31 +0000

I never understood why folks looked down their noses at ops folks who know how to install, configure, alter, and maintain databases, Apache vhosts, rails servers, tomcat, reverse proxies, DNS and iptables, and so forth and so on.

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https://twitter.com/troutgirl/status/1510050777015889923

I mean, not tryna be a jerk here. I realized I have no idea how to do something with node that I've done a billion times with Apache httpd: set up a bunch of vhosts on a single server.

Joyce Park (@troutgirl)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 00:31 +0000

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 20:13 +0000

Aluminum after a 1/2 oz piece of plastic hit it at 15,000 mph in space.

Physics & Astronomy Zone (@zone_astronomy)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 01:30 +0000

TIL: there's a thing called the Rick Astley Effect, where the abundance of rick-rolling has improved cybersecurity

Emelia 👸🏻 • 💙💛 (@ThisIsMissEm)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 20:46 +0000

Christophers Lloyd and Walken in a 1972 production of MACBETH.

Bruce McCorkindale (@brucemccorkinda)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 17:17 +0000

Happy Friday! It’s never a bad time to remember that to uphold free speech, one must engage with the paradox of tolerance. Embrace being relentlessly intolerant of intolerance.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 14:42 +0000

Fucking COVID. My partner just tested positive after showing symptoms today. I was with her yesterday before cycling off on a month of Eurotrash bike nomading. Now I’m waiting for my results to see if I live in a random hotel in Hook for the next 6 days. Stay safe everyone.

Wandering Woodsman 🔥🌍🇺🇦 (@philsturgeon)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 18:19 +0000

I exist on a whole other plane of thought with my mint copy of Lego Island none of you can touch me

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 16:42 +0000

As Graham Linehan is trending it's important to remember his intense genius

TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 07:12 +0000

bacon mimosas and apex legends

𝗛𝟯𝗞𝗧l𝗖 (@H3KTlC)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 16:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/H3KTlC/status/1510296445961785357

bacon, mimosas*** 😅 sry I dont do grammar

𝗛𝟯𝗞𝗧l𝗖 (@H3KTlC)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 17:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/acony_belle/status/1510115101373714575

fwiw here’s the bloomberg article that these articles reference bloomberg.com/features/2015-…

MARK.gbln (@basetwojesus)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 12:19 +0000

Periodic reminder that that “generous CEO” Dan Price dude waterboarded his ex-wife, because he is having far too good of a time on this website today

concerned parent 🌚 (@acony_belle)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 04:41 +0000

good morning my throat hurts and it's not from sucking dick this time 😔

🦇 Lichlings (@Lichlings)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 17:11 +0000

Nessie, uh, finds a way. 🦕 🎬: u/Nick77372

Apex Legends (@PlayApex)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 17:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1509987309457924102

they're allowed one (1) microsoft office word art tattoo as a treat

han ×͜× (@badblades)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 21:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1509987309457924102

Pls this is the obvious choice

Mads (She/Her) (@juicymuicyguicy)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 03:37 +0000

DÔÛG (@CannotHaveSex)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 00:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1509897301346635778

If we fooled you… April Fools! Huge shoutout to @darth for the phenomenal photoshop and to Herbert for letting us elongate him. You can follow him on IG at instagram.com/herbert.hotdog…

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 02:00 +0000

The "MIT No Attribution" (MIT-0) License. Contribute to aws/mit-0 development by creating an account on GitHub.

If you want to start ripping Oscars away from people who have displayed shitty behavior then there's about 100 white men that should go first. When Mel Gibson, Harvey Weinstein, Roman Polanski and Kevin Spacey get theirs taken, then we can talk. So tired of this bullshit.

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https://twitter.com/DrGJackBrown/status/1510037542820671489

That was my thought. I still think the fitting punishment would be to have his Oscar revoked.

Steve Kosareff (@steve_kosareff)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 00:11 +0000

Mrs Z ✌🏻❤🇺🇦 (@MissusZumwalt)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 10:38 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 12:06 +0000

We’ve all been through enough. Do. Not. Fuck. With. People.

Fuck You I Quit (@fuckyouiquit)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 23:51 +0000

i left my chicken wings out while i was asleep so salsa would have her midnight snack and she wiped the bones clean and i keep forgetting she is an apex predator who simply prefers to nap instead of murdering me but can easily do both

shadow the hedgehog defender (@freezydorito)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 09:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1510192344682926083

a psychopath

shadow the hedgehog defender (@freezydorito)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 09:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/Jaimi_Shrive/status/1510201414387183618

Outliers: me & my wife who often forget to put any bin out

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 10:24 +0000

Two types of people in this world: 1. The neighbours who know which bin it is & put theirs out first 2. The neighbours who don’t, and rely on the organised neighbours every week

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 10:24 +0000

I reassembled him

xbox (@willelnan)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 14:04 +0000

You signed up for a disabled kid when you consent to having children ok. I do NOT take kindly to fucking eugenics

♿ melobunii 🦻 (@MelobuniiP)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 18:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1495341563853086725

The pandemic changed us all. I guess I’m still coming to terms with evolving *from here* instead of desperately trying to return to who I was before and “pick up where I left off.” It’s ok if that process is tiny baby steps. Concluding this 🧵 w/ some good travel memories. 🌎✈️

Pauline P. Narvas 🏝🇮🇨 (@paulienuh)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 10:16 GMT

Big Ben’s £80,000,000 new look after five years hidden in scaffolding #BigBen

Aamir Haroon (@iamaamirharoon)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 19:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/stephondoestech/status/1510010259221487620

On the flip side of this nonsense, I know of a tech company (which promotes itself as "inclusive") who rejected a Black candidate for an eng leadership role because he was "too prepared/rehearsed" at the interview. Like WHAT????

Kelly Ellis 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 04:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/UXWD87/status/1510009435694936064

Like I had to look to see if I was crazy. They rejected me for not being familiar with a package I co-authored, published, and occasionally still maintain. I…

Stephon Does Tech 👨🏾‍💻⚡️🇺🇦 (@stephondoestech)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 21:44 +0000

Y'all I can't with these discriminatory hiring practices. I was just rejected from a role for not being technical enough when I asked for more feedback was told it was a lack of familiarity with the technology they were using. I wrote the package they're using. Make it make sense

Stephon Does Tech 👨🏾‍💻⚡️🇺🇦 (@stephondoestech)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 21:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/1510112496132124672

You rejected him because he did too well? How am I supposed to understand that as anything BUT racism?

Kelly Ellis 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 05:49 +0000

This is Herbert. Today he was officially named the longest wiener dog in the world. He’s nearly 3 feet in length, a full foot longer than your average dachshund. 14/10 very impressive Herbert

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 14:15 +0000

This is two daschunds in a trench coat

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This is Herbert. Today he was officially named the longest wiener dog in the world. He’s nearly 3 feet in length, a full foot longer than your average dachshund. 14/10 very impressive Herbert

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 14:15 +0000

JD (@TheDonlon94)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 14:17 +0000

if u see this. let’s be friends, we met at the bar

cal? (@cal_gif)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 06:24 +0000

Back in high school, my friends and I experimented sexually. I was in the control group.

Sтяхшмхи 🌵 (@strxwmxn)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 18:09 +0000