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one of the craziest parts of being alive right now is that you can be simultaneously thriving & crumbling at the exact same time it's truly wild bro

sarah rose etter (@sarahroseetter)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 16:45 +0000

Hey!! Technical writers!! People who do documentation!! I’m a baby in the field and want to know more! What books should I read? What conferences do y’all like? Are there online communities I can join?

grem (@jessica_schalz)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 17:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/_breeeeen_/status/1514091816412401666

These the same people that don’t test.

Josie (@javavvitch)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 04:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1514089684800086017

It’s like y’all learned about static in college and don’t know any other language optimizations and just slapped that shit on everything. I beg let it go!!

Josie (@javavvitch)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 04:01 +0000

STOP MAKING METHODS STATIC IF THEY DON'T NEED TO BE FREAKING STATIC. Thank you.

Josie (@javavvitch)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 03:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1514091477307211777

Like…good luck mocking anything out if everything is static

John Breen (@_breeeeen_)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 04:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/Snubs/status/1514094522581536773

If you’re not into it by now, it’s as good a place as any to stop. It’s largely more of the same, getting slightly more soap operatic over the seasons.

David Friedman (@ironicsans)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 04:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1514084605980078084

lol

martyr max (@Eve6)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 03:36 +0000

mom jeans, dad hat, boyfriend tank, little brothers tunic....can a girl wear her own clothes or

Catherine Cohen (@catcohen)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 22:00 +0000

She fell asleep trying to bite me

Neville (@catherinebuca)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 20:22 +0000

Trying to find someone that knows how this piece of code works but everyone who knew has left the company...

David Fowler 🇧🇧🇺🇸 (@davidfowl)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 20:46 +0000

Do you need a license for those pro nouns, but don't want to pay for one? Don't worry, I've got you covered. tiredand.gay/keygender

luna 💙 (@lunasorcery)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 15:01 +0000

everyone should talk about their work fuckups the way cops do "an email was misfired resulting in a client-involved misunderstanding"

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https://twitter.com/AlyssaM_InfoSec/status/1513909902820917253

Hot take: the use of "influencer" as a pejorative is rooted in sexism, because they want you to associate it with women on Instagram or YouTube talking about beauty products, who they look down upon.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 16:04 +0000

this is literally just capitalists admitting they don’t support a free labor market lmao

Mac (@GoodPoliticGuy)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 15:20 +0000

This is Rio. He was NOT eating sand. If he was, how would there still be so much of it here? 12/10 it's called science look it up

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 22:11 +0000

rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them

manny (@mannyfidel)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 19:44 +0000

I've been getting a ton of recruiter spam lately and my favorite thing is to reply to them with "happy to chat if the total comp is $800k+" and then have each of them reply with "ah it's not maybe next time"

tierney cyren (@bitandbang)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 18:56 +0000

Discover the indieweb, one blog post at a time. Contribute to splitbrain/blogrng development by creating an account on GitHub.

Pola and Bryson - Crazy In Love (Bootleg)

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1513885949352198155

twitter is cool because you can do that and someone will dm asking for feet pics

austin from new york (@austinlparker)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 14:25 +0000

LinkedIn is cool because I can post about a k8s removal purely to ensure people's clusters don't fall over, and some jackass will use it to write a post about how this was great customer marketing and I'm "re-engaging users to promote new features" or "leveraging the deprecation"

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 14:25 +0000

nobody: me to anything that absolutely does not need to be automated: but wait, what if we automated this?

Rizèl Scarlett 🇦🇬🇬🇾 (@blackgirlbytes)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 18:05 +0000

You'd think you wouldn't need people's permission to change from the WTFPL, since you can literally do whatever you want with it. github.com/BurntSushi/tom…

🧗‍♂️ Matt Holt (@mholt6)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 18:22 +0000

From automating builds and releases to taking care of large-scale regression testing, here are a few ways we use GitHub Actions to build GitHub.

Implementation of various JWx (Javascript Object Signing and Encryption/JOSE) technologies - GitHub - lestrrat-go/jwx: Implementation of various JWx (Javascript Object Signing and Encryption/JOSE) ...

Gin middleware for session management. Contribute to gin-contrib/sessions development by creating an account on GitHub.

Look it's got a flared base

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 23:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1513654652214161413

HEY THAT'S MY LINE

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 04:25 +0000

This is what the Open Web is up against: Google rams a non-standard feature into Chromium against opposition from other vendors, and now your kid can't play with their LEGO unless you're using Chrome.

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🐡 @LEGO_Education developers use #SerialAPI and #WebBluetooth in their newly launched web app spike.legoeducation.com to connect to fun education robotics devices.

Chrome Developers (@ChromiumDev)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 05:54 GMT

Dan Callahan (@callahad)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 09:57 +0000

Don't wait until you have an emergency to learn about git rebasing and cherrypicking. You won't need them often; but it's a superpower to be able to say; "I know how to fix this problem, here's what you do..."

assertchris (@assertchris)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 05:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/ThomasBurkhartB/status/1513820275141488642

One person's normal/restrained is another's excessive. The main problem with the people mentioned here is that no level of representation is low enough for them to accept. So authors may as well go 'broke' just to piss them off.

Chris Armstrong (@DrCDArmstrong)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 10:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/memesiwish/status/1513834959097663488

This was a mistake I posted this accidentally lmao

memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 11:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamesSACorey/status/1513817167153668096

So maybe this. Fuck those guys. Put they/them and women and gay people and trans people and whatever you you want in your stories without fear because the go woke go broke dudebros are full of shit and I can buy and sell their asses so let's go.

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 10:03 +0000

Every now and then someone tosses a "go woke go broke" blast at me because I dunno I have women in my books or people who use they/them or whatever and I feel trapped because pointing out how not broke I am makes me look like a dick so well played douchebags?

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 09:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/KrisBuytaert/status/1513770170468208641

Uhm. Could you please elaborate a little bit? I'd consider tools like Puppet, Chef and Salt pretty much interchangable on CfgMgmt. Salt has way more options but one can run it pretty much the same way Puppet does. What is the thing that makes Puppet stand out?

Andreas (@i_x_s)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 06:56 +0000

Mostly I resent the kids for making “kink” seem edgy and dangerous again, when we had all come to know it as the wholesome, dorky D&D of sex

Jude "Pre-Order MAW in Paperback" Doyle (@byJudeDoyle)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 17:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/ThisIsMissEm/status/1513778188673077255

However, like all media we consume, porn can skew our perception of ourselves and others, which can result in impacts on sex life and relationships — but that's easy to fix by consuming more varied content and teaching yourself that *porn is a fantasy*

Emelia 👸🏻 • 💙💛 (@ThisIsMissEm)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 07:17 +0000

There's a tweet about "porn wrecking brains" going around and a) it jumps straight to anti-semitism in the very next tweet (Isreal uses porn to destroy us) b) this has been totally scientifically debunked, porn can't destroy your brain

Emelia 👸🏻 • 💙💛 (@ThisIsMissEm)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 07:16 +0000

The lady in Texas charged with murder for an abortion actually had a stillbirth (wasn’t even an abortion). The DA is now looking to dismiss the case. Texas arrested this woman, charged her with murder, and sent her to jail after she had a stillbirth.

Stacy Cay (@stacycay)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 22:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/byJudeDoyle/status/1513575057343324171

BDSM has rules. It has costumes. It has once-a-month mixers in rented-out basements. It’s not depravity, children, it’s a LARP where you might get fisted

Jude "Pre-Order MAW in Paperback" Doyle (@byJudeDoyle)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 17:51 +0000