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Firstest of first-world edge cases? twitter.com/phylan/status/…

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lol someone tried to summon their Tesla via autopilot at an aviation trade show and it crashed into a 3 million dollar jet

waffle party planner (@Phylan)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 14:16 +0000

Angela Bassa 🌻 (@AngeBassa)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 17:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/Phylan/status/1517507755162148864

In before the rush of Tesla guys claiming actually a button that just makes your car start going in a random direction with no one driving it is good, it's the consumer who is wrong

joshua Wx8 (@joshuaWWWWWWWW)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 14:47 +0000

Fake cancer cures are banned from social media but fake mental health cures are everywhere on these networks. This is stigma.

Jesse Zook Mann (@zookmann)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 01:08 +0000

vc twitter will be the first job replaced by AI and no one is complaining

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At the likely risk of really embarrassing myself: Here are 2 from the latest version of GPT-3 trying to write startup advice tweets as me, 2 from @ryancohen25 trying to do the same thing, and 2 from me. Can you tell which is which?

Sam Altman (@sama)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 22:00 +0000

Ryan Cohen (@ryancohen25)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 06:45 +0000

From plug-and-play automations to protected branches, here are simple ways any developer can build more secure software on GitHub—all with a free account.

Has anyone ever left a toxic work environment and had nothing lined up? I ready to quit.

Melissa (@unfilteredMel83)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 21:34 +0000

Hey, @KubeCon_ @CloudNativeFdn! Dropping the mask requirement just weeks before your event, after people have spent thousands on flights and hotels, is hot garbage. This decision is not in line with our values as an inclusive community. It's dangerous. 1/n

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 12:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1517486683217817600

If y'all say some shit about community during a keynote after this, I *will* heckle you from the crowd. 5/n

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 13:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1517485639314272257

Rethink this decision. It is not what people signed up for. It's irresponsible. Genuinely, what the fuck are you doing? 3/n

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 12:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1517485640438321152

I'm already questioning your values as an org with respect to how you protect your community and lemme fucking tell you, this decision does not help. 4/n

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 12:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1517485638462803969

People made decisions on whether or not to attend based on that mask requirement. I'll show up for the talks I have to moderate, but that's it. You won't find me in the expo hall, at any of the parties, or at the contributors summit. 2/n

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 12:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/cjmthompson/status/1517248595367538688

iirc they quite specifically want to see correct code with perfect syntax

Frohd Bek (@GGrofit)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 21:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/ceeoreo_/status/1517218679372591105

it’s not a joke or a thing of the past. in case anyones wondering🥴

ceora 🌸🌺 (@ceeoreo_)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 19:08 +0000

ngl… i thought coding in a google doc during a technical interview was a joke y’all😅😅

ceora 🌸🌺 (@ceeoreo_)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 19:08 +0000

I love that magical adhd moment where you get just enough dopamine to do the non-urgent admin task you’ve been procrastinating on for months, ughhh that’s a good feeling

Dusty Chipura (@dustychipura)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 21:45 +0000

Welp. @KubeCon_ / @CloudNativeFdn just dropped the mask requirement for KubeCon EU in Valencia next month. Not sure I’m comfortable going any more. This continent has massive Covid problems and it’s fucking airborne, not requiring masks is begging for people to get sick.

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 10:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/endocrimes/status/1517445402378838016

Also Major PSA: Masks are not there to make people "feel comfortable", they're proven to _actually reduce the spread of airborne disease_ to near 0. Framing it as a comfort thing shows a level of callousness that I cannot fathom.

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 10:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1516028658112253955

if you find yourself writing anything that is a version of “masks are optional in highly trafficked indoor spaces” in your covid policy, you are absolutely fucking around and your attendees are absolutely going to find out

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 12:32 +0000

C O N S U M E

cats who share one braincell (@CATBRAINCELL)Tue, 19 Apr 2022 23:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/DevinDonuts/status/1516909569968115713

So let me get this straight? If I'm a hot, young woman (cause you KNOW he wants hot) in the freest years of my life, I'm supposed to choose to pay to be twice-my-age Owen's bang maid when I could be out with hot guys my own age? Yeah, no.

Cat Food Casserole (@CasseroleFood)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 21:11 +0000

If you weren’t yet convinced that tech exceptionalism is stupid, look no further than the fact we keep doing this

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Must not make the “tech conferences becoming super spreader events” twitter handle

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 09:11 +0000

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 12:19 +0000

Madison Kanna (@Madisonkanna)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 18:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/rawkode/status/1517398548995837953

This is making the event a lot less inclusive.

Anaïs Urlichs 🐢 (@urlichsanais)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 07:41 +0000

Damn. Mask mandate dropped at KubeCon. Not sure if I’ll be attending now.

David Flanagan (@rawkode)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 07:03 +0000

If Elon Musk lost 99.9% of his net worth, he would still have $250 million to his name.

Quite Interesting (@qikipedia)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 08:00 +0000

"I deleted the cache file" "No, you deleted the database"

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Tell me you took down production without telling me you took down production

Molly Struve 🦄 (@molly_struve)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 21:16 +0000

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 04:23 +0000

Happy 4/20 (Wednesday) here’s Katy Perry getting absolutely ROCKED by a level 11 slime box at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2010

Budd Anthony Gorman-Diaz (@buddanthonydiaz)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 17:13 +0000

This is a failed assassination attempt

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Happy 4/20 (Wednesday) here’s Katy Perry getting absolutely ROCKED by a level 11 slime box at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2010

Budd Anthony Gorman-Diaz (@buddanthonydiaz)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 17:13 +0000

Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 13:16 +0000

Images That Make You Feel Pain (@ManMilk2)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 18:50 +0000

raic (@rycardoantunes)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 22:26 +0000

2022 has been a pretty bad year for me so far. Still, even in these hard times one can find things to celebrate. On this very day 10 years ago I’ve created RuboCop, a linter and formatter for Ruby. …

Remote code exec is so 2014. Have this container escape and privilege escalation, instead

Comedians such as Nish Kumar say they have noticed a change since crowds have returned to clubs

"It's a beautiful space to be in and it's lovely that there are so many independent shops around"

Imagine a country… Where the police withhold evidence of whether the leader has committed additional crimes …because they don’t want the people to know the truth until after they vote to keep him in power And yeah, that’s us

Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 21:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/EmilyKaitlinnn/status/1516940906703728640

Kid: Hi, my name’s Meg. Adult: what a lovely name for such a pretty girl. Is it short for Megan? Kid: No. Megatron Adult: Oh, my lord Kid: Peace through tyranny

Spookhead #1 (@MarkRatjens)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 10:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/EmilyKaitlinnn/status/1516940906703728640

The dude asked a wild line, ACTUALLY GOT an amazing response, and LEFT?? What's his ideal outcome for this line???

Callum Nichols ☕️🌈 (@CallumNWasTaken)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 02:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/MarkRatjens/status/1517082628054142977

Supervising Therapizer (@PitterPatterPTA)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 14:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/EmilyKaitlinnn/status/1516940906703728640

I used to joke with my ex that if we had a daughter I wanted to name her Mayonnaise. It'd be shortened to May, and nobody would ever question it cause May isn't usually short for anything, but she'd know she was named after a condiment

Sam (@TransTrekkieSam)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 13:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/EmilyKaitlinnn/status/1516940906703728640

From my boyfriend of four years 😂

Crystal Newcombe Nosal (@CrystalLNosal)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 11:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/EmilyKaitlinnn/status/1516940906703728640

twitter.com/nickiminaj/sta…

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His loss. What a dope name. twitter.com/emilykaitlinnn…

Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 19:09 +0000

Emily Forney (@EmilyKaitlinnn)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 19:51 +0000

His loss. What a dope name. twitter.com/emilykaitlinnn…

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I was on a dating app and a guy jokingly wrote “what should we name our first child?” as his intro message and I had to tell him that in fifth grade I lost a bet to my best friend Hannah and have to without question name my first born child Megatron and then the man unmatched me

Emily Forney (@EmilyKaitlinnn)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 00:44 +0000

Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 19:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1517379202089115648

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 05:56 +0000

I was on a dating app and a guy jokingly wrote “what should we name our first child?” as his intro message and I had to tell him that in fifth grade I lost a bet to my best friend Hannah and have to without question name my first born child Megatron and then the man unmatched me

Emily Forney (@EmilyKaitlinnn)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 00:44 +0000

💡 Did you know that with Groovy 4, you can write a code that can be run as a @Java program without even adding Groovy libraries to the classpath? 😮 For more Groovy 4 features, check this video: youtube.com/watch?v=fTxFa2… #groovylang #java #programming #learning #programmingtips

Szymon Stepniak 🇺🇦 (@wololock)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 04:56 +0000