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I don’t watch the show Unexpected, but a random episode happened to be on while I prepared for bed and I am BAFFLED by how many men I heard say that childbirth is “not that bad”. If someone said this while I was giving birth, if I had enough energy, I’d lose it.

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Mon, 02 May 2022 02:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/jamieamalea/status/1520385618928455681

Recently observed Gopher Tortoises in SW Florida:

Mattmilko (@mattmilko)Sun, 01 May 2022 21:07 +0000

Someone please dub this with conversation

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https://twitter.com/jamieamalea/status/1520385618928455681

Recently observed Gopher Tortoises in SW Florida:

Mattmilko (@mattmilko)Sun, 01 May 2022 21:07 +0000

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 02 May 2022 12:18 +0000

God I love straight people. It’s like having access to a 24/7 zoo

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gonna have a scale so that no woman over 120 lbs walks in

Josemaría Piulada (@txiokatu)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 18:45 +0000

Evan (@MaoistBidenism)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 19:51 +0000

This May Day remember Louis Lingg, whose alibi in the Haymarket trail was that he couldn't have thrown the bombs because he was at home making other bombs. His sentencing statement was "I despise you, I despise your order, your laws, your force propped authority. Hang me for it."

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 01 May 2022 17:57 +0000

most of the issues you guys bring up when it comes to trans people just point back to predatory cis men being the issue twitter.com/am_ldn/status/…

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How would a womens only gym work in this generation, a man could identify as one if he wants too now when signs up

ً (@Am_ldn)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 14:18 +0000

ken (@24hrken)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 16:47 +0000

I actually love this. We shouldn’t pretend that sex stops after a certain age and/or surgery. twitter.com/kevmcnaughton/…

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Couldn’t make it up 🤣

Kevin McNaughton (@KevMcnaughton)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 14:59 +0000

Kimberly Augustine (@FmObDreaming)Sun, 01 May 2022 00:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/CiaranMcNulty/status/1521107288299298817

Did that meat walk away? 😂

Richard Bagshaw 🇺🇦 (@bagwaa)Mon, 02 May 2022 12:58 +0000

A lot of cishet people started saying “partner” in this context because queer folks advocated for that as a means of cover and protection and it’s finally been becoming mainstream over the last 5 years. It is not appropriation, for the love of god.

David AttenBruh🦇🐍 (@AlHendiify)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 12:43 +0000

Going to retire now. @tkadlec quoted me in his talk. #btconf

Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch (@seaotta)Mon, 02 May 2022 11:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/LukeExton/status/1521088764059303938

THEY’RE JUST SO PRACTICAL

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Mon, 02 May 2022 11:26 +0000

Unhealthy obsession with Joesph and Joseph products

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Mon, 02 May 2022 11:26 +0000

1990's Star Trek vs 2020's Star Trek

Godspeed You! Jamie Joestar (@jamiejoestar_)Sun, 01 May 2022 18:39 +0000

Memes will make your day (@makeyourday25)Sun, 01 May 2022 18:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/MoiraDonegan/status/1520931216647757824

If nothing else, Peter Thiel’s choice to use his fortune to eradicate Gawker via litigation as punishment for speech he didn’t like should suggest that the existence of billionaires and freedom of the press are incompatible.

Moira Donegan (@MoiraDonegan)Mon, 02 May 2022 01:01 +0000

1) there is no such thing as an ethical billionaire 2) the fragile man-babies who become public-figure billionaires are particularly pathetic and repulsive

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https://twitter.com/MoiraDonegan/status/1520931216647757824

If nothing else, Peter Thiel’s choice to use his fortune to eradicate Gawker via litigation as punishment for speech he didn’t like should suggest that the existence of billionaires and freedom of the press are incompatible.

Moira Donegan (@MoiraDonegan)Mon, 02 May 2022 01:01 +0000

BLACK LIVES MATTER ginger (@gingerest)Mon, 02 May 2022 01:08 +0000

When Keanu Reeves worked for CBC in 1984 Teddy Bear Convention

Keanu’s Photo Pocket (@bandakoudai)Sun, 01 May 2022 14:11 +0000

remember that the full quote from Harry Selfridge is "the customer is always right, in matters of taste," which means that if they wanna buy an ugly hat, let them--they're still buying it like a lot of sayings, it's been cut in half to cater to the absolute worst kind of people

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There is a special place in SUPER HELL. for the person who invented the customer is always right

Soju Hennessey (@damazingtoys)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 19:52 GMT

Jason Momona (@NateMing)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 20:11 GMT

me just casually trying to wash my hands in like 2022

whit, (@whitneyarner)Fri, 01 May 2020 16:58 +0000

scat play is a kink that i judge harshly. pls stay away from me and my family.

bilquis. (@phllyjwn)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 13:26 +0000

840 episodes of my podcast over 16 years. Never won any awards and no one has written any articles about it. Kinda bummed. So I’m like, maybe I’ll nominate it for an award. Then I find you have to PAY to nominate for an award like this? entries.signalaward.com/#/enter/subscr… 😓

Scott Hanselman 🇺🇦 (@shanselman)Mon, 02 May 2022 05:26 +0000

I like seeing y’all cook, graduate, get new jobs, start new businesses, find new partners,, marry old partners, get new apartments, have babies, or just buy things that make you happy. Everybody on social media not miserable. Thanks for posting your good news!

Kira J (@IamKiraJ)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 15:08 +0000

The "Software Engineering at Google" book is now free to read online: bit.ly/swe-book. Great insights on improving code quality & scaling engineering teams.

Addy Osmani (@addyosmani)Sun, 01 May 2022 06:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/KalEl1055/status/1520839093625794561

LaTeX is a system of macros that works on top of TeX, a notoriously arcane typesetting program written by Don Knuth. The default constructions tend to be, er, liberal with vertical space and line breaks, and telling the typesetter "hey, can you not" often needs TeXBook wizardry.

Mike Bottini (@pogtastic1)Sun, 01 May 2022 21:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/sanjanacurtis/status/1520802425644494849

You’re hired. If you can get anything constructive out of that program, your problem-solving skills are more that sufficient for anything the job is likely to throw your way.

ɾìçժմժҽ (@ricdude)Sun, 01 May 2022 21:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/sanjanacurtis/status/1520802425644494849

It's only LaTeX if it comes from Los Angeles. Everything else is just sparkling TeX

Jolyon Ralph 🪨 (@jolyonralph)Sun, 01 May 2022 22:37 +0000

interviewer: can u explain the gap in your resume me: i use LaTeX

Dr. Sanjana Curtis! 🦦 (@sanjanacurtis)Sun, 01 May 2022 16:28 +0000

I cannot wait until I am done with the interview process because the thread that I have coming. 💀 I have been taking NOTES.

Josie (@javavvitch)Mon, 02 May 2022 06:29 +0000

“I’m not an elite” — sent from my $177 million Malibu mansion by managing partner of the largest VC firm in Silicon Valley

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Elites -- they're just like us! twitter.com/CityBureaucrat…

Marc Andreessen (@pmarca)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 21:07 GMT

Quantian (@quantian1)Sun, 01 May 2022 17:41 +0000

Love living in this part of the world <3 ☀️ always good weather for a paddleboarding adventure!

Tammy Bryant Butow (@tambryantbutow)Sun, 01 May 2022 20:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/Brunty/status/1520870533914673153

Knowing about incognito mode doesn't make you a nerd

Ciaran McNulty (@CiaranMcNulty)Sun, 01 May 2022 21:01 +0000

Anyone who uses the phrase "gender ideology" is a transphobe, in the same way that anyone who uses the phrase "gay agenda" is a homophobe. People being gay is not an agenda. People being trans is not an ideology.

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Sun, 01 May 2022 21:02 +0000

Tell me you're a nerd without telling me you're a nerd.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sun, 01 May 2022 20:59 +0000

Lesbian awareness week is coming to an end, but I REFUSE to stop thinking about lesbians and how good they are.

☠ Devi ☠ (@DoctorKraft)Sun, 01 May 2022 20:57 +0000

fuuuuuuuck

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the ND tech career arch: - exploited Hyperfocus to success - burn out - sustained focus breaks your brain - hope success has landed you in a spot where doing quick proof of concepts and pairing with others is enough because actually doing feature work is now impossible

_.just._ 🏳️‍🌈 ✨🔥 kink at pride 🔥✨ Jesus (@evan_just_evan)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 11:42 +0000

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 01 May 2022 12:47 +0000

the ND tech career arch: - exploited Hyperfocus to success - burn out - sustained focus breaks your brain - hope success has landed you in a spot where doing quick proof of concepts and pairing with others is enough because actually doing feature work is now impossible

_.just._ 🏳️‍🌈 ✨🔥 kink at pride 🔥✨ Jesus (@evan_just_evan)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 11:42 +0000

I mean, no? I can't sneeze on someone with a cold and make them well but they can make me sick. This may be the dumbest thing you've ever said.

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If a human bites a Vampire then shouldn’t the Vampire turn back into a human? And while we’re at it, if a human bites a Zombie shouldn’t it cure the Zombie too?

Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson)Sun, 01 May 2022 05:03 +0000

👾Rani Timekey Baker, Noise Channel $400C-$400F (@destroyed4com4t)Sun, 01 May 2022 08:20 +0000

boy dogs are so embarrassinnngggg!!! like why is your peepee out rn i’m trynna take a picture 😭

Ivyprofen 💊✨ (@IvyKungu)Sun, 01 May 2022 00:55 +0000

Squirrel tastes almonds for the first time.. 😅

Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 16:50 +0000

The hand on her hand

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Squirrel tastes almonds for the first time.. 😅

Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 16:50 +0000

Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman)Sun, 01 May 2022 13:09 +0000