Some of the things I did in my recent job hunt ( https://www.jvt.me/posts/2022/05/02/lessons-learned-job-hunt/ ) weren't too bad and gave me a chance to shine, but definitely strongly despise ones that don't test a representation of what my actual job would be like
IndieWeb post types
This content type is full of IndieWeb post types, which are all content types which allow me to take greater ownership of my own data. These are likely unrelated to my blog posts. You can find a better breakdown by actual post kind below:
Where is this nightmare fuel from? 😱
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Me: "Oh, json, sweet, I can use jq(1), because jq(1) is awesome!" Also me: jq '.field' jq '.[] | .field' jq '.[].element.field' jq '.element.field | .[]' jq '.element.[] | .field' jq '.element | .select(field)' jq '.element | [].field' jq '.element | .[].field' Every. Time.Jan Schaumann (@jschauma)Fri, 06 May 2022 20:18 +0000
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Trans People Ratioing JK Rowling (@TransRatioJKR)Sun, 15 May 2022 11:59 +0000
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Come feast my horny little pets
marina 🕊🪷 (@marinaxdove)Sun, 15 May 2022 20:09 +0000
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SRE is cloud native sysadmin
Justin Garrison @ KubeconEU (@rothgar)Sun, 15 May 2022 19:00 +0000
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Sysadmin without root access
Rodrigo (@rdgovieira25)Sun, 15 May 2022 21:27 +0000
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A man tweeted to me that I’m not funny so I replied ‘Your mum’ ( thank you @caitlinmoran ) and he instantly blocked me and sorry but that IS objectively funny.Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt)Sun, 15 May 2022 12:03 +0000
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Y'all probably know this already, but the lunar eclipse is red because the light passes through the Earth's atmosphere. From the Moon, you would see the Earth's sky glowing red all around like a halo, or like a sunset engirthing the whole world.Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Sun, 15 May 2022 20:23 +0000
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The shooter in Buffalo is absolutely a terrorist. But so are all the GOP pols and others with big platforms who spouted white supremacism. Understand that they used that language with the intent to inspire killings like this one. 2/3
Hellianne (@hellianne)Sun, 15 May 2022 16:02 +0000
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Did they know it would be *this* guy who followed through? No. But they knew it would be *somebody*. That’s the horrible beauty of stochastic terrorism: tell your audience to kill, then claim it was just a metaphor. Don’t let them get away with it. The GOP are terrorists. 3/3
Hellianne (@hellianne)Sun, 15 May 2022 16:02 +0000
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If you don’t know what stochastic terrorism is, now is a good time to learn. In brief, it’s using rhetoric to stir up hatred and fear of a particular group, knowing that *someone* in your audience will act on your words violently. 1/3
Hellianne (@hellianne)Sun, 15 May 2022 16:02 +0000
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Eruption on Mount Etna gives the illusion of a Phoenix in the sky
Space_Hub (@SpaceHub_SL)Sat, 14 May 2022 12:47 +0000
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They're back! One of the most loved pairings in Doctor Who's history have reunited

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Picard: computer, what is the temperature on this class M planet Computer: Class M planets, many people are asking. What the temperature is on them. In the Federation standard system of planetary classification, Class M planets, considered habitable for human life, are known tolauren (@NotABigJerk)Sun, 15 May 2022 11:21 +0000
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Show a helpful summary of test results in GitHub Actions CI/CD workflow runs - GitHub - test-summary/action: Show a helpful summary of test results in GitHub Actions CI/CD workflow runs
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All someone needs to do here is implement RFC 8705 and write like 150 lines of Go in a front-end proxy and you've got yourself a very well funded startup please do this so I don't have to
Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Sun, 15 May 2022 10:30 +0000
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When they offer you a higher salary than you wanted 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
🛸Galactic Federation Ambassador🛸 (@DerekJameson18)Sun, 15 May 2022 03:40 +0000
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When you get hired at the interview 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
IMA GET A GRAMMY 2023 (@AlexJaySINGER)Sat, 14 May 2022 16:05 +0000
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someone was m*rdered this morning at a McDonald's in Maryland & they didn't shut down people are being made to work their shifts after watching their co-worker d!e💜 High Guardian Kulani 🧡 (@MagicJoyfriend)Sat, 14 May 2022 00:05 +0000
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Subtweet: The trope that men and women can’t be friends has actively harmed me at work. It has caused me to be excluded and avoided. It is toxic.
Patricia Aas 🐢🇺🇦 (@pati_gallardo)Sun, 15 May 2022 15:38 +0000
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"Gamers" has been a wholly right wing captured demographic since 2014. 'Gamergate' was nothing but a mainstreaming of white supremacist ideals into gaming culture. You will now find someone repeating them in almost every mainstream gaming outpost you go.Post details
Everybody is on the "This is Fox News's fault" and, it is. But I want to focus on another community I follow closely: Gamers. I tend to follow streamers/YouTubers who explicitly *don't* go in for these white supremacist dog whistles (obviously) but a lot of them don't call it outElie Mystal (@ElieNYC)Sun, 15 May 2022 04:52 +0000
anna phylaxis (@quatoria)Sun, 15 May 2022 12:52 +0000
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Conservatives think abortion rights should be left up to the states. Let’s take that argument a few steps further…
The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow)Fri, 13 May 2022 16:04 +0000
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Black parents are blamed when their kids commit crimes. They even go to jail for their children's crimes. Look at California's truancy laws where Black parents went to jail if their kids skipped school. It's time to blame the parents of white supremacists.Post details
Instead of asking the parents of the Buffalo shooter if they saw any signs, someone please ask them why their 18-year-old son owned tactical armor and a tactical helmet and why that didn't set off any alarms.
TBogg (@tbogg)Sun, 15 May 2022 00:37 +0000
Ola Ojewumi (@Olas_Truth)Sun, 15 May 2022 07:16 +0000
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If you speak English as a second language please never apologize about how bad you think your English is. As someone who speaks only English, usually poorly, the idea of being able to speak another language is basically real life magic and I'm constantly in awe of you.
Matt Zorich (@reprise_99)Sat, 14 May 2022 19:18 +0000
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TIL there's a standard for stickers. @juliaferraioli did *you* know about this? (if so, why am I just learning?) sticker.howAndy Piper (@andypiper)Sun, 15 May 2022 15:51 +0000
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get 13% APR for a limited time only on being plugged, gagged & paddled in the all new sportage! terms and conditions apply loan rates are variable and maybe subject to credit checks only at your local dealership kneeling photo op afterwards mandatoryMiss Celestine - maternal arc (@Miss_Celestine_)Sun, 15 May 2022 05:27 +0000
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no kink at the kia summer sales event
julie walnutsz (@schmeatprincess)Sat, 14 May 2022 13:30 +0000
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New York City is like Linux: - Spend the first year re-learning how to perform basic tasks - Spend the rest of your lifetime claiming how much better it is - Bad driversMax Goodhart (@chromakode)Thu, 12 May 2022 17:01 +0000
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Crypto bros think they’re original
Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Sun, 15 May 2022 11:46 +0000
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My friend Liz is a vet tech, and they call the cats they have to wrap up so they don’t claw the vet “spicy purritos” I thought everyone needed to knowChelsea M. Cameron (@chel_c_cam)Sat, 14 May 2022 02:33 +0000
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It’s been a great learning experience, contributing to the @jenkinsci Pipeline Project with the help of @SheCodeAfrica and my mentor Mark Waite @MarkEWaite . Thank you for this awesome opportunity. #opensource #tech #jenkinsAfiMaameDufie (@afi_maame)Fri, 13 May 2022 18:47 +0000
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AC Ward (@AntiCheatWard)Sat, 14 May 2022 22:22 +0000
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AW this one rocks okay so 😇 i always wished i could fly, and i was trapped for so much of my life, just looking up at the clouds. finally i get to be one<3 i get to be free and just seen and sometimes i rain and im not always there and it's terrifying but im not alone<3
Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sun, 15 May 2022 05:37 +0000
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my parents: we want grandkids!!! me:BLACKLIVESSTILLMATTER (@homemade_prozac)Wed, 03 Feb 2021 20:08 GMT
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I also think this whole “smart asshole” trope in tech is really played out. And I just refuse to engage with people who make being a jerk their entire brand.
fullsnackdeveloper.eth 🇭🇹 (@notdanilu)Sat, 14 May 2022 20:53 +0000
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sad and solitary (@sadsweetmelita)Sat, 14 May 2022 21:24 +0000
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i am the grandest kid they'll ever have they can deal with it
devin (@sixeyedgojo)Sat, 14 May 2022 21:43 +0000
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this bloodline ends with me
Luna ☽ (@lunarawa)Sat, 14 May 2022 23:23 +0000
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“we want grandkids” best i can do is not kiII myseIf
way ☁️ (@ssridispenser)Fri, 13 May 2022 22:19 +0000
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That mass shooting today must have got you all excited
Alicia Votes Blue! 🇺🇦🇺🇦 (@amday1978)Sun, 15 May 2022 04:15 +0000
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Anyone who says “not all men” is because they worry they are in the group you actually mean.
Trav Train (@TheTravTrain)Sat, 14 May 2022 21:33 +0000
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Feminism never shot up a grocery store.
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Feminism is cancer
guntotingpatriot (@eatshitcommie)Sun, 15 May 2022 03:57 +0000
feminist next door (@emrazz)Sun, 15 May 2022 04:12 +0000
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Not all men but all men benefit and all men know that’s why few men care.feminist next door (@emrazz)Sat, 14 May 2022 19:16 +0000
Between and I took 8624 steps.
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I’m a bisexual with anxiety, I am the gay panicKatelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 14 May 2022 18:45 +0000