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"Kids shouldn't be exposed to talk abt queerness it'll scare them" I'm babysitting 2 girls rn who asked if I was gonna get married to a guy and get a job when I graduated, told them I liked girls, they simply changed it to asking if I was gonna get married to a girl and get a job

aly 🌾🌌 (@picckl)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 17:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/z0newiIbvr/status/1532790393074499587

Ah yes, the three genders. Girl, guy, monkey

MishmoshTV (@MishmoshTv)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 20:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/mausfanclub/status/1532782033457627136

For me it was "Are you a girl or a guy?" "Neither" "So you're a monkey? I'm gonna call you monkey" And they then proceeded to refer to me as monkey for twenty minutes :')

error (@z0newiIbvr)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 18:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/picckl/status/1532780786432323586

"are you a girl or guy?" "I'm none" "Cool, wanna play with me" Kids do not give a fuck

Sam (@mausfanclub)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 17:51 +0000

They tried to go up $800 a month on our rent, I cussed them folks tf out and we only got a $300 a month increase. Power bill is usually 110 during this time of year, it’s now $220. Groceries that were $60 a week are now $100-150. A flight that would’ve been $200 round trip, 650

Read My Bio Before You @ Me (@queenveej)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 16:00 +0000

This tutorial shows how to reuse the OpenAPI specification to validate requests and responses in a Rails application using the gem Committee.

rails and committee are good friends. Contribute to willnet/committee-rails development by creating an account on GitHub.

I generally think that tech, maybe just capitalism in general, expects you to compartmentalize a lot. and if you fail to do that, you somehow are negatively impacted by it. this last week I tried to compartmentalize rage. sadness I can work through (pandemic taught me how)…

Taylor Barnett (@taylor_atx)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 00:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/JackQuaid92/status/1533327959993421824

Was gonna watch it but turned it off right at this very moment when I realized it was just your average sappy rom-com

Milly🎲 (@Hoodie_Milly)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 13:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/broxson_lee/status/1533330429939306496

Did you just “Well, ACKSHUALLY…” someone that you’re supposedly a fan of? 🙄🙄🙄 C’mon, man…

Brian S (@senorcodemonkey)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 13:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/JackQuaid92/status/1533327961356546049

I’m so proud that I got to watch this thing grow from an idea in the heads of #GarthEnnis, @DarickR + @therealKripke to a full-fledged show complete with an AMAZING fan base. Thank you for making that happen. You’re incredible and we’re forever grateful. #JusticeForTimothy (3/3)

Jack Quaid (@JackQuaid92)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 06:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/JackQuaid92/status/1533327959993421824

Every season has been a gift, but everything after season 1 has been a gift that you guys have given us. You watched, you cosplayed, you made fan-art, you memed memes. We wouldn’t still be making this show if not for you. (2/3)

Jack Quaid (@JackQuaid92)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 06:00 +0000

I know it’s late but I want to genuinely thank all of @TheBoysTV fans for watching our insane show and for all the kind words about the depravity we make. I’ve never been involved in something that has had the privilege of going on for more than one season before. (1/3)

Jack Quaid (@JackQuaid92)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 06:00 +0000

Holy cow! I just got out of my @lyft and as I did I saw that my driver had a fucking gun on his hip! So unacceptable, and especially scary for a female passenger riding alone.

Abigail Harrison (@AstronautAbby)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 13:03 +0000

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🌻Jupy🌻 that Smoliv Garden artist 🫒 (@jupy314)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 16:28 +0000

A lot of cool and innovative online events and spaces evaporated the minute people started going back to in-person. What are your favourite virtual/online events that are sticking around? 💖 RT for reach much appreciated.

Joe (@jna_sh)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 09:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1533382718385442818

Oh no people are sharing and liking it but no one has replied with any events, are we fucked?

Joe (@jna_sh)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 10:05 +0000

A collection of Rack middleware to support JSON Schema. - GitHub - interagent/committee: A collection of Rack middleware to support JSON Schema.

https://twitter.com/vlzxero/status/1533136261766164484

Wait, there are people who take "Morbin time" seriously?

Gemini (@145Gemini)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/That1flowergirl/status/1533190459190824966

I hear there's a "Leto Cut", where Jared Leto is completely cut from the movie

Michael Johnson (@ThatOneMichaelJ)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 22:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/145Gemini/status/1533164709850931200

I think some people in a board room who have never interacted with a human being with less than 7 figures in their bank account saw how many people were tweeting "oh shit baby I'm about to Morb" and thought that meant people wanted to watch Morbius

Kenny (@get24maizenblue)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/Paigepilski/status/1533276521946824704

how obsessed are you to the point where you bring up "duh woke" to fuckin morbius

🤯 (@craniumdotpng)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 05:17 +0000

the internet gaslighting a corporation to spend millions of dollars rereleasing their expensive flop only to have it bomb even harder is going to be an extremely hard moment to top this year twitter.com/scottmendelson…

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Friday #BoxOffice: #Morbius Bombs Again With $85,000, Again Proving (For The 10,000th Time) That Social Media Is *Not* The Real World!! via @forbes by @ScottMendelson forbes.com/sites/scottmen… #MorbiusSweep #ItsMorbinTime

Scott Mendelson (@ScottMendelson)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 16:27 +0000

wyatt (@vlzxero)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 17:19 +0000

not now sweetie, mommy’s pretending to poop so she can have a second alone

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 14:20 +0000

Why do I mention people being “white” when talk I about them? Sometimes, it’s pertinent to the story, especially when they involve power dynamics. Mostly, I do it bc if I don’t, most people assume white. As a result, the race of POCs is often said. I refuse to be ok with that.

Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:08 +0000

Am I a gambling man? Well I did wait until this morning to try on a suit that I haven’t worn in two years and need to wear today.

Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 12:57 +0000

roommate: when you live with another person roomcheckmate: when you live with another person and there is no possible escape

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 04:48 +0000

when an interviewer asks Lynch to explain himself

🟡 The tumboy 🟡 (@TheTumboy)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 20:33 +0000

How Heroku changed how we build and deploy software.

Take 34 seconds to watch Saturn appear from behind the Moon. And marvel at the fact that we live in a remarkable and beautiful planetary system. Video source: bit.ly/3fCWTci

Paul Byrne (@ThePlanetaryGuy)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 23:12 +0000

Behold, everyone, a “real developer”, unlike all you fakers in devrel!

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https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1532863533385658369

What is a developer advocate? People are right to snicker. It comes across as a "can't cut it, moving to marketing" position—and high paying! Kind of like real scientists vs people who speak professionally about it but do no formal research. Your image is about science.

Mike Britton (@mbritton)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 18:45 +0000

matty stratton, jewish prank dinosaur 🇺🇦 💜 (@mattstratton)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:11 +0000

It’s a misconception that dev advocacy is the place to go if u don’t like coding. It’s a really skilled role though. Imagine being able to code AND explain it well AND be relatable AND reach a lot of ppl. Harder than it looks. Most devs can’t explain code well imo

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https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1532863533385658369

What is a developer advocate? People are right to snicker. It comes across as a "can't cut it, moving to marketing" position—and high paying! Kind of like real scientists vs people who speak professionally about it but do no formal research. Your image is about science.

Mike Britton (@mbritton)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 18:45 +0000

Rizèl Scarlett 🇦🇬🇬🇾 (@blackgirlbytes)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

this is way more than four words! talk about failing the prompt

Iris (@rainbowmessengr)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

You remind me of all the developers I ever worked with who said I wasn’t a “real” engineer because I was in devops / SRE, but who always needed my help to pull their nuts out of the fire when their code brought down production

heathers (@HeddaMeow)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 21:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

This is like the "those who can't do, teach" takes from people who can't teach.

Jamie Gaskins, your pickle friend (@jamie_gaskins)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 20:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

this is at least 40 words, sweaty

jenn (@jennschiffer)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

Hi there! Go fuck yourself.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

Wow, did you wake up this morning and say “you know what? I think I’ll be a jerk on the internet?”

matty stratton, jewish prank dinosaur 🇺🇦 💜 (@mattstratton)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:10 +0000

Here I thought I was a weirdo making my men do this. 💀 twitter.com/andallthatjass…

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Men be tellin women to smother them with they thighs and I literally just want a nigga to put his whole body weight on me and press me like a fuckin panini

The Plump Nigga Whisperer (@AndallthatjASS)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:50 +0000

Josie (@javavvitch)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 05:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/polotek/status/988438246597185537

Also, if you're a white person who wants to embrace diversity as a way forward, that's great. But you should understand that you can never be fully embraced by other ethnicities while white supremacy is still rampant. You will be forever caught in that gap in-between.

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:26 +0000

Men be tellin women to smother them with they thighs and I literally just want a nigga to put his whole body weight on me and press me like a fuckin panini

The Plump Nigga Whisperer (@AndallthatjASS)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/kyliebytes/status/1533315197481279488

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Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 05:13 +0000

I like having a black cat because he always looks like he’s haunting me

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 05:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/m_ott/status/1533331145147949056

“Would I send a Terminator back to the web standards meetings circa 1994 to eliminate the <form> element? I don’t know. If anything could defeat a Terminator, it’s attending a web standards meeting.” 😂

Matthias Ott (@m_ott)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 06:13 +0000

When ranting that I can’t find a 1 bed flat *on a doctor’s salary* that won’t financially ruin me, please don’t tell me to “just get some housemates”. I’m 31, I’ve had housemates for a LONG time. I should be able to afford to live alone as a doctor.

Joanna (@JoannaMelville)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 14:53 +0000