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Wow who could have foreseen that just letting covid run rampant through society wouldn't magically make everyone "herd immune" nearly as quickly as it produced super-transmissable strains with almost no capacity to monitor their spread or symptoms

Burn Down the Supreme Court (@Vicky_ACAB)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 22:57 +0000

Couldn't help but see a giant cat cloud!! 🐱

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軽トラと夏の雲

おくで (@photo_okina)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 09:03 +0000

Saffron Aurora (@Lemondaurora)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 04:33 +0000

While I appreciate people like Dr. Fauci being clear about it being time to put our masks back on now, the truth is it was never a good idea to stop masking in the first place. Persistently high transmission is the reason these waves are coming at us faster than ever.

Dr. Lisa Iannattone (@lisa_iannattone)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 22:03 +0000

linux: `ls` (LiSt directories) macOS: `ls` (LiSt directories) windows CMD: `dir` (list DIRectories) PowerShell, who no one asked to the party: `Get-ChildItem` (steal candy from baby)

Nire Bryce (@NireBryce)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 03:33 +0000

You should be able to see people's health bars on Zoom

regular sized ackman (@pleas4nt)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 03:55 +0000

2022 vibes :

tettra🏳️‍⚧️❤️🖤 (@tettraOS)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 03:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/zkat__/status/1547361334123286528

I cannot understand how many folks think "I have a problem! I know, now I'll use git submodules" and don't realize that they now have many problems.

Brian Campbell (@unlambda)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 23:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/Luiz0x29A/status/1547370004546469889

If things are developed in lockstep, use a single repository. If things are developed independently with stable interfaces that allow you to mix and match versions, use a package manager.

Brian Campbell (@unlambda)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 00:10 +0000

look it needs to be said so I've decided to be brave: git submodules are bad.

kat (@zkat__)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 23:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/unlambda/status/1547361746121277446

Now my problems are recursive

John Breen (@_breeeeen_)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 23:32 +0000

One thing I've learned working in tech is that every shit product experience you've had is a result of someone in a meeting nodding their head instead of saying, "Buddy, I'm gonna keep it real. I got no idea what the fuck you're talking about"

Rich 🤌 (@heyricharnold)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 20:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1545845019335991301

Also if you follow someone, and they softblock you, and you immediately follow them back, that demonstrates an inability to respect someone's boundaries. Great way to get hard blocked and sour everyone's opinion of you further

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 19:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1545844156655755264

Things that work for me: retweeting garbage memes retweeting bad jokes just posting the word "piss" getting my friends to just post the word "piss" touching grass buying another camera

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 18:59 +0000

heart goes out to hubble today, being thrown up there like the "before" picture of a botox ad

Joss Fong (@JossFong)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 19:58 +0000

I've been going through a lot of shit for the last few months too but somehow I've managed to drunk tweet several times without being a misogynistic dickhead at an internet stranger, just saying. Post through it or log off like the rest of us

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 18:55 +0000

I read this and immediately thought of three different times I've experienced this while at conferences where I'm working as a content creator and need to get my job done.

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Please, I'm begging you, stop treating conferences as a singles' bar. I am there to do a job. I don't want you to hit on me. I'm tired of leaving events upset because someone couldn't respect professional boundaries.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 21:24 +0000

Shannon Morse (@Snubs)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 22:09 +0000

we're so small im gonna throw up

connor (@connorfranta)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:39 +0000

What a stressful last ring. Lateral thinking got me 2nd. Didn't clip half of it, sadly. Also, why did I pick that flatline instead of keeping the CAR?! #playapex

🇺🇦 (@Ocramius)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 19:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/lizthegrey/status/1547018258297065472

And the action I'd encourage you all from #AWSSummit to take is to tell your account rep if you agree that AWS should recognize labor rights and stop selling to oppressive governments. They say they're customer obsessed and listen to feedback, so give them that feedback. I have.

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) (@lizthegrey)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 00:53 +0000

This would be the right move. The bill is in no fit state to become law. If I’m elected Prime Minister I will ensure the bill doesn’t overreach. We should not be legislating for hurt feelings.

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🚨 Understand the Online Safety Bill has been dropped off the draft version of government business for next week. They say it will be “back in the autumn”. But will it really? 🤔

Noa Hoffman (@hoffman_noa)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 18:05 +0000

Kemi Badenoch (@KemiBadenoch)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 18:59 +0000

This thread is juvenile and repetitive. As such it should hit the sweet spot for crypto fanboys.

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New South Park movie aired tonight. They made fun of Matt Damon selling out for Crypto and uh well

Dyme (@CryptoParadyme)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 05:20 +0000

Kevin Marks (@kevinmarks)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 20:21 +0000

what if robert galbraith is the actual person and jkr is a persona he made to make the harry potter franchise more appealing to suburban families buying them for their kids

laura (@freezydorito)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 20:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/CryptoParadyme/status/1547092299103907840

MORE

Dyme (@CryptoParadyme)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 05:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/CryptoParadyme/status/1547088449022222336

there's more.

Dyme (@CryptoParadyme)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 05:30 +0000

New South Park movie aired tonight. They made fun of Matt Damon selling out for Crypto and uh well

Dyme (@CryptoParadyme)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 05:20 +0000

I just read a blog post of a dev dunking on a piece of "getting started" hooks code and using it as an example of why hooks are awful. I just don't know how some people find the time in the day for these things.

Joe Hart 🏳️‍🌈 (@JoeHart)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 16:23 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in - no bully mode (@memesiwish)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 13:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1547006152034091013

how can I improve this blow job experience for you? will you take a short survey when this blow job is over?

goodend_dog (@notfcknsoryu)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 04:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/michellexotter/status/1547009125829206016

When you need aftercare because you gave a vanilla BJ

👑 Erika Bloodaxe 👑 (@ErikaBloodaxe)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 00:59 +0000

[taking dick out of mouth] are u mad at me? 🥺🥺

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 23:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/ckosxxx/status/1547008754847064064

idk do u have a lot of practice imagining me on my knees? 😏

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 04:17 +0000

does anybody else get sunny weather guilt? like you're supposed to be outside enjoying it, but in actual fact you absolutely hate being too hot. a nice 18-20 degrees is perfect to me - anything higher is just uncomfy. but I feel like I should be out enjoying it...

Lex Lofthouse (@Loftio)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 13:28 +0000

Juno is off on holiday with Thom and i’m getting the cutest pupdates 🥰

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 09:53 +0000

i’d just like y’all to know that i made myself huevos rancheros for dinner and they were so good i think i’ve seen god

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 11 Jul 2022 20:42 +0000

There are no vegan men, just..

An Post Malone (@CianClarke1)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 07:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/TylerAlbertario/status/1546896196328988675

"get in loser, we're going supernova"

Tyler the ✨𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓷✨ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@TylerAlbertario)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1546895981530255361

never seen a gayer picture of space than this cluster of besties

Tyler the ✨𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓷✨ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@TylerAlbertario)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1546895981530255361

All these galaxies and beautiful limitless expanses of different features and you think God created us to be a homogeneous bland mass of sameness? Our diversity is a reflection of the creativity of God. Embrace it, don't fear it.

Michael Ryker (@Mike_Ryker)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 20:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1546895981530255361

When I was a kid at church they told me god loved me so much he kept track of how many hairs I had on my head through the day and I was like doesn’t he have better stuff to be doing

Breezy (@breezybreadley)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1546895981530255361

you see these pictures of space and dont think god is a little fruity?

🇺🇦Catra - BLM - ACAB - 🏳️‍⚧️⚥ (@Catra_is_tired)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 00:00 +0000

all these stars and galaxies and u think god is really spending time worrying if u a little gay

matt (@mattxiv)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1546895981530255361

whoever created this is not very straight, come on this is a lot of glitter 💅

Cherrybomb 🏳️‍🌈 (@whenuknowuknowx)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 18:34 +0000

If you’re early in your career or generally think you are not good enough etc., check this out: Here’s my 20+ years of experience (with “computers”) and the PRs I made, AND additional commits to `main` to deploy a service on k8s. 😂 #devops

Till (@klimpong)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 11:25 +0000

When I pack too much for a short trip.

Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD)Tue, 05 Jul 2022 18:45 +0000

This is a joke exclusively for people who watch Stranger Things with the subtitles on.

Tommy Stella (@tommy_stella)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 03:26 +0000

watching stranger things 4 with captions means subjecting yourself to phrases like “tentacles undulating moistly” and “gate pulses wetly” and yes captions help my auditory processing but at what cost

sarah day arts (@sarahdayarts)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 03:54 +0000

“I will admit I was trolling a little bit with [tentacles undulating moistly].”