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one of the most personally alarming things about having COVID so far is that my reflexive mental process for constructing tweets in my voice has largely vanished. if it doesn’t come back i might be forced to acquire skills and or a personality

Ada Powers is hirable (@mspowahs)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 17:26 +0000

50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”

Bob Golen (@BobGolen)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 14:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/IHYSLVT/status/1542934940521824261

Lol W/we hot AF @PandaWorldTribe

Cleo Panda🐈‍⬛ (@thetittycat)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 00:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/IHYSLVT/status/1542934940521824261

I mean some yall are in one and don't even know it

ToTo's Bizarre Adventure🇬🇾🇹🇹 (@TOBYTONEYII)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 15:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/IHYSLVT/status/1542934940521824261

bruh all poly people I know are legit hot af in what hole do you live in

gaia (@hoarfrostdemon)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 16:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/TOBYTONEYII/status/1543261585430519808

Uhm no. Poly is supposed to be transparent. If they don’t know it means their partner is cheating 🙃

Shadi (@go2therapynow)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 21:23 +0000

Jackie Chan fought a bunch of bad guys in my house but he was careful to avoid breaking all my precious vases. I’m so relieved

Alex Blechman (@AlexBlechman)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 16:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/fred_guttenberg/status/1543226391646375936

I don't understand why folks don't just link to the OP's post? I mean, if there's a retweet or like, it should go to them, yeah?

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thank god pregnant 12 year olds will no longer have to see a rainbow in their classrooms while they’re getting shot at

ceeks (@70Ceeks)Thu, 30 Jun 2022 13:40 +0000

ReeRasputin (@RasputinRee)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 15:37 +0000

What's with all the pictures of massive plates of full English breakfast with the question 'What's missing?' I'll tell you what's missing. Originality. That peculiar skill of typing something original instead of rehashing the same old shit just for likes.

Katie 🌿 Ⓥ 💚 ⧖ 🌎 (@katie_jr)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 15:56 +0000

Doing a gnarly git rebase (because I occasionally commit to already merged branches) successfully immediately on a Sunday... I should just stop now, huh?

Chris Short 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@ChrisShort)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 16:01 +0000

I'm right here

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They should invent a wife who is a slut

Rebecca (@rebeccagull)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 18:52 +0000

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If someone refers to himself as “good/nice guy”, RUN!! You never know when that enormous af insecurity will become murderous 😬

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Guys stop doing this.

Aubry Andrews 🦝 (@AubryAndrews)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 21:05 +0000

Piece of Cake 💫 (@kefimochi)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 16:11 +0000

This photo of Jeff Bezos riding Space Mountain completely alone is one of the funniest, most pathetic demonstrations of wealth I’ve ever seen. Imagine having the power eradicate poverty & choosing to instead spend your money and time doing shit like this.

Kendall Brown (@kendallybrown)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 20:26 +0000

every time a new stranger things season drops ppl r like "we all love blorpy, the beloved new character" and then a week later "how could they just kill blorpy like that" open your eyes

bec (@becbenepla)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 01:41 +0000

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Grindset 💸 (@ldrinkh20)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 22:28 +0000

i think every time something enters the public domain we need to make a version where the characters are mice. you don’t have to change anything about the plot except the characters sleep on powder puffs and wear acorn berets and shit. as a society we need to do this

kitaki cinematic universe (@attorneytrash)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 02:36 +0000

The Great Gatsby with mice would rule

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i think every time something enters the public domain we need to make a version where the characters are mice. you don’t have to change anything about the plot except the characters sleep on powder puffs and wear acorn berets and shit. as a society we need to do this

kitaki cinematic universe (@attorneytrash)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 02:36 +0000

Jane Altoids (@staticbluebat)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 16:18 +0000

i have yet to meet a bi person irl who isn't attracted to trans people, this whole thing seems like a made up fight, idk

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people on this app are wild because in irl when i tell a transsexual i’m bisexual they always understand they’re included in that and usually we make out

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 22:57 +0000

Cara (@caraesten)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 16:28 +0000

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Anninosart (@anninosj)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 22:28 +0000

SQLite 3.38.0 introduced improvements to JSON query syntax using -> and ->> operators that are similar to PostgreSQL JSON functions. In this post we...

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dinosaur (@dino_comics)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 22:43 +0000

10 days post-wedding, we’ve had zero new COVID cases among all the attendees (approx. 150 people.) Was it the masking? Was it the Corsi-Rosenthal boxes? Was it a 99.9% vaccinated and boosted attendee list? It was all of the above. We prioritized safety AND had a great time. Fin.

Lavanya Krishnan, MS, MPH (@l_krishnan)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 03:14 +0000

shaved my pussy for the minion movie premier

lesbian lawfirm LLC (@lesbianlawfirm)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 22:16 +0000

The genre I really love right now is my friends posting pics not from parties or fun events, but from quieter and calmer moments of self care and retreat. The glow, the joy and the good boundaries set., I love it 💫

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 11:40 +0000

I wish I could mute pictures of positive LFTs. I’m still being careful, and I support people continuing to test etc. But as someone with health anxiety, doomscrolling really wrecked my mental health last year - and I wish it was possible to opt out of constant reminders.

Amy Hupe (@Amy_Hupe)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 12:07 +0000

this is just transphobia with the word “white” put on the front again

Capri (@CapriTheUnruly)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 11:57 +0000

still think about this

Daryl Ginn (@darylginn)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 13:27 +0000

An unmasked woman in the checkout line next to me just loudly said to the unmasked cashier, when asked for ID, “Don’t touch it though. I’ll hold it for you. I have COVID.”

The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 12:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/1543207945244131331

I was behind a guy at a CVS Pharmacy, looking sick as anything and tells pharmacist he probably has COVID, two people in his house have it and he wants to get tested. When the pharmacist asked why he wasn't wearing a mask, he said "Because we no longer have the mask mandate..

Santhya Pillai (@santhya_pillai)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 15:12 +0000

adding a muted word for basically every variant of posts about current events, as I prefer to get my rage and horror in news article form rather than microdose form

kai (they) (@coilysiren)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 10:10 +0000

I need a “Snackle Box” 😂

turn buckl🇺🇸 (@TurnBuckl)Wed, 10 Nov 2021 15:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/WidebandMaid/status/1543299279976013828

Same vibe

Haylee Dangerfield (@IxAmxInevitable)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 07:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/WidebandMaid/status/1543299279976013828

The snackle box when you're over 25

ditya belarusi (@eto_alsu)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 03:26 +0000

The Snackle Box

WidebandGapfiller (@WidebandMaid)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 18:23 +0000

forgive me I have ordered the plums that I thought were only 4 units but were 4 x 500g I hope they are so delicious Unrelated: does any one have tips on wtf to do with plums?!

eli schutze (@elibelly)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 09:37 +0000

thinking about the time my ex demanded I see a therapist and then the therapist told me to dump him

✨V✨ (@coolauntV)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 01:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1539667686778470400

brb adding this clause to MIT and calling it the "fuck machine learning" or FML License

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This is going to be settled in court eventually, and the sooner the better. Anyone should be able to apply a license that says “you may not use this to train any machine learning model”. twitter.com/ReinH/status/1…

“fifth” (@mffwww)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:58 +0000

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 18:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1539664321147375616

what github / microsoft is counting on here is that open source developers do not have enough collective power to do anything to stop this, and sadly they are probably right

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:52 +0000

Every month I pay AWS $1.43 and I have zero recollection of how or why but I’m too lazy to dig through the AWS console to figure it out.

Jason Lengstorf (@jlengstorf)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 16:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1539627618902847488

if you only act ethically when it is convenient you are not in fact an ethical person twitter.com/i2talics/statu…

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https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1539626662274269185

every rebuttal is just "yes but ... its useful for me. so i dont care"

milo (@i2talics)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:01 +0000

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1539626662274269185

in the crypto grifting year of our lord 2022, this one is really up there in terms of audacity

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 15:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1539626902620471296

github will probably get away with this — they have a lot of lawyers on retainer — but legal is not the same thing as ethical

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 15:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1539626662274269185

every rebuttal is just "yes but ... its useful for me. so i dont care"

milo (@i2talics)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:01 +0000

github copilot is incredible. it just sells code other people wrote, but because it's an "AI" it is apparently allowed to launder that code without it being a "derivative work". lol. lmao. what an amazing grift.

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 15:09 +0000