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https://twitter.com/CryptoParadyme/status/1547088449022222336

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Dyme (@CryptoParadyme)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 05:30 +0000

New South Park movie aired tonight. They made fun of Matt Damon selling out for Crypto and uh well

Dyme (@CryptoParadyme)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 05:20 +0000

I just read a blog post of a dev dunking on a piece of "getting started" hooks code and using it as an example of why hooks are awful. I just don't know how some people find the time in the day for these things.

Joe Hart 🏳️‍🌈 (@JoeHart)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 16:23 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in - no bully mode (@memesiwish)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 13:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1547006152034091013

how can I improve this blow job experience for you? will you take a short survey when this blow job is over?

goodend_dog (@notfcknsoryu)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 04:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/michellexotter/status/1547009125829206016

When you need aftercare because you gave a vanilla BJ

👑 Erika Bloodaxe 👑 (@ErikaBloodaxe)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 00:59 +0000

[taking dick out of mouth] are u mad at me? 🥺🥺

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 23:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/ckosxxx/status/1547008754847064064

idk do u have a lot of practice imagining me on my knees? 😏

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 04:17 +0000

does anybody else get sunny weather guilt? like you're supposed to be outside enjoying it, but in actual fact you absolutely hate being too hot. a nice 18-20 degrees is perfect to me - anything higher is just uncomfy. but I feel like I should be out enjoying it...

Lex Lofthouse (@Loftio)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 13:28 +0000

Juno is off on holiday with Thom and i’m getting the cutest pupdates 🥰

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 09:53 +0000

i’d just like y’all to know that i made myself huevos rancheros for dinner and they were so good i think i’ve seen god

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 11 Jul 2022 20:42 +0000

There are no vegan men, just..

An Post Malone (@CianClarke1)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 07:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/TylerAlbertario/status/1546896196328988675

"get in loser, we're going supernova"

Tyler the ✨𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓷✨ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@TylerAlbertario)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1546895981530255361

never seen a gayer picture of space than this cluster of besties

Tyler the ✨𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓷✨ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@TylerAlbertario)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1546895981530255361

All these galaxies and beautiful limitless expanses of different features and you think God created us to be a homogeneous bland mass of sameness? Our diversity is a reflection of the creativity of God. Embrace it, don't fear it.

Michael Ryker (@Mike_Ryker)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 20:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1546895981530255361

When I was a kid at church they told me god loved me so much he kept track of how many hairs I had on my head through the day and I was like doesn’t he have better stuff to be doing

Breezy (@breezybreadley)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1546895981530255361

you see these pictures of space and dont think god is a little fruity?

🇺🇦Catra - BLM - ACAB - 🏳️‍⚧️⚥ (@Catra_is_tired)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 00:00 +0000

all these stars and galaxies and u think god is really spending time worrying if u a little gay

matt (@mattxiv)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1546895981530255361

whoever created this is not very straight, come on this is a lot of glitter 💅

Cherrybomb 🏳️‍🌈 (@whenuknowuknowx)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 18:34 +0000

If you’re early in your career or generally think you are not good enough etc., check this out: Here’s my 20+ years of experience (with “computers”) and the PRs I made, AND additional commits to `main` to deploy a service on k8s. 😂 #devops

Till (@klimpong)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 11:25 +0000

When I pack too much for a short trip.

Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD)Tue, 05 Jul 2022 18:45 +0000

This is a joke exclusively for people who watch Stranger Things with the subtitles on.

Tommy Stella (@tommy_stella)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 03:26 +0000

watching stranger things 4 with captions means subjecting yourself to phrases like “tentacles undulating moistly” and “gate pulses wetly” and yes captions help my auditory processing but at what cost

sarah day arts (@sarahdayarts)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 03:54 +0000

“I will admit I was trolling a little bit with [tentacles undulating moistly].”

Please, I'm begging you, stop treating conferences as a singles' bar. I am there to do a job. I don't want you to hit on me. I'm tired of leaving events upset because someone couldn't respect professional boundaries.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 21:24 +0000

Today is an exciting day. We’ve raised $34M, and opened our US office 🔥🇺🇸 Thank you to our team, our investors, and most of all, our customers — we couldn’t do it without you ❤️ Read more: incident.io/blog/weve-rais…

incident.io (@incident_io)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 07:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/bitfield/status/1546505341566943232

This is fine until you have a candidate who doesn’t have time to code in their spare time because of caring responsibilities or hobbies, at which point you risk hiring a lot of the same type of candidate

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Mon, 11 Jul 2022 14:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1546505915884519425

Well, I agree completely, but I don't think @maccaw is saying you should *reject* candidates if they *don't* have a GitHub. Rather, if they *do*, it's a great source of extra info about them. This is a good tip for candidates too.

John Arundel (@bitfield)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 08:09 +0000

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Behind The Scenes Pics That Look Like Shitposts (@behind_pics)Sun, 23 May 2021 00:30 +0000

The irony of Netlify going down and taking our marketing website with it on the day we, an incident management company announce our fundraise is quite special, you have to laugh 😂. On the plus side, we have a great tool for this... 🤷‍♂️

Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 08:49 +0000

Today, my new 13-inch MacBook Pro arrived! I was super excited to get it out of the box and set it up. This thing is fast! I am already very...

Remember even if it’s not mandated, you can choose to wear a mask.

Kirsty Webeck (@KirstyWebeck)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 01:08 +0000

The Uvalde video puts to bed, forever, the question of whether the way to deal with bad guys with guns is to make sure there are more good guys with guns. We've always known it was a gun industry created lie, designed to sell more guns. Now we just have the gut wrenching proof.

Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 03:46 +0000

BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has vowed to tackle the inflation caused by Rishi Sunak and lower the taxes set by Rishi Sunak x

Laura Kuenssberg Translator (@BBCFLauraKT)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 11:20 +0000

I have only just realised that the Safari web browser is named after the Beach Boys song "Surfing Safari". My brain needs a holiday.

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 13 Jul 2012 12:04 +0000

From this moment on you will always be able to tell the difference between a Hubble image and a JWST image: Hubble stars have four spikes in a cross. JWST stars have six in a snowflake. Thank you for your time.

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 15:58 +0000

Ten years ago, I was brainstorming with @biz about a publishing platform. We talked about having a constraint (like Twitter) — not too short, but not too long. I went to the whiteboard and wrote "MEDIUM." Whatever it is, I said, we should call it that.

Ev (@ev)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 17:36 +0000

Who dis? 🤩

Eddie (@EddieHinkle)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 19:51 +0000

fazendo meu gato consumir mídia incel pra não precisar castrar ele

lia hipocondríaca (@chuucorinthiana)Mon, 11 Jul 2022 18:41 +0000

The moment we've been working towards for the past two years is finally here and we can't help but be proud! #VR Kayak VR: Mirage is out now on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1683340

Better Than Life / Kayak VR (@btl_sandwich)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 10:55 +0000

I was late to my first fight club last night so I missed the introduction, but it was still really fun and I highly recommend fight club

Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten)Mon, 11 Jul 2022 17:18 +0000

Golang tricky code samples and gotchas

https://twitter.com/jordienr/status/1546766953020379137

I use mechanical keyboard so that no one wants to sit in one room with me and I can work comfortably alone. Noise cancelling headphones are so that I could stand sitting in one room with that keyboard

Igor Skoldin (@iskoldin)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 11:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/jordienr/status/1546766953020379137

In our defense, sometimes the sound comes along with a feel!

Laurie (@laurieontech)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 13:14 +0000

A few weeks ago @RowsePoppy and I travelled to Amsterdam to speak at @HashiCorp #hashiconf - Fantastic experience sharing the stage with loads of super clever folks! Thrilled to share that video with y'all today! youtu.be/m6nlREbQ6LQ

Sheps (@the_sheps)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 18:50 +0000

👋 Important news to share: ProjectFunction, in its current form, will be winding down. Read our final note to find out why. projectfunction.io/notes/this-isn…

ProjectFunction (@projectfunction)Mon, 11 Jul 2022 14:32 +0000