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I can warn you based on our patients. BA.5 may be the most dangerous strain yet or the reinfections are becoming more severe. But young people are getting pretty f*cked up from it.

Alex Meshkin, GED (@alexmeshkin)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 03:48 +0000

If i were a cat

cat with confusing auras. (@cat_auras)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 17:26 +0000

When I'm in a business and see people walking around in masks, I don't see anyone living in fear. I see people willing to push back against a cultural shift that tries to tell them they're silly and overreacting and instead are trying to act responsibly. That's courage, not fear.

Aaron Hoyland (@aaronhoyland)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 14:36 +0000

I love using work profile on my Android phone. Brilliant way to separate work and personal accounts. Buuuuttttt.... Is there any way to automate *when* a work account activates or deactivates? I'd like mine to auto switch off at 18:00.

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 08 Jul 2019 17:01 +0000

Incredible “you won’t guess what this is in response to”

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https://twitter.com/Brocklesnitch/status/1544646152389160962

You do know that is technically breaking Federal Law, correct?

Kaiyla Moondancer (@HanKaiyla)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 11:44 +0000

Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 13:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/Brocklesnitch/status/1544593165562220544

Painting a road on the side of a big rock to trick TERFs into running into it like I’m Roadrunner

Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 11:35 +0000

Gender critical people, 5 years ago: Recycled homophobia?! Right-Wing radicalisation? No, you're the homophobes! You're the extremists! Gender critical people, today: I hate Pride month, and rainbow flags, and drag queens, and woke Disney LGBT+ indoctrination.

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 06:04 +0000

🤤

Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 08:04 +0000

I really wish we'd stop with the conflation of insanity and mass shootings. The people doing mass shootings are not insane, they do not suffer from mental illness, they are the product of an alternate society, a product of a set of socialization that tells them (cont)

anna phylaxis (@quatoria)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 11:49 +0000

Today is my 1 year anniversary on testosterone. Pls clap.

mango carts (@stgrump)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 17:14 +0000

i talked to your baby and he wanted me to tell you his “lil’ heartbreaker” onesie is super problematic

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 18:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/ElyKreimendahl/status/1545115084728504324

I've always hated those. Ladies man. Stud. It's just awful. One of my girls had a pack of bibs with stuff like cutie and dumpling on them and then one in the pack was Hottie. Uggghh.

Fascinated Daisy (@FrozenGlitter)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 18:44 +0000

In case you haven't worked this out yet: "Supply chain issues" and "Staffing shortages" just mean "We made everyone sick and now nothing works."

Geoff Berner (@geoffberner)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 01:37 +0000

In the coming months western nations are going to find out just how undemocratic their countries really are. For many it will be a reality too painful to bear.

The Sirius Report (@thesiriusreport)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 19:09 +0000

It's a shame some people's whole idea of playing games is to just be as selfish, toxic, mean, and pathetic as possible.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 19:26 +0000

Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How busy you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - That weird thing u said - Your weird personality that made u say it - They think about it constantly - You should be embarrassed - Seriously wtf

Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 22:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/ceeoreo_/status/1545068758368231424

one niche use that I can think of: maintainers of open source projects can co-tweet with the official project accounts, which has the *potential* to make open source more human and lift up those who may not already have as large of a platform/as much recognition as they should.

tierney cyren (@bitandbang)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 15:39 +0000

This morning, Bearface fell asleep for the last time. A cat like no other, a loving companion, our best friend. I saved him, then when I was lost, he saved me. He was my angel. We’re taking a little time away x

Simon Collison (@colly)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 15:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1545027928894935041

😂😂

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 12:52 +0000

Thatcher chilling in hell watching Boris fall apart

Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️‍🌈 (@CodeFoodPixels)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 12:56 +0000

Kazuki Takahashi, creator of ‘Yu-Gi-Oh’, has sadly passed away at the age of 60.

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 07:43 +0000

Boris: "Getting us all through the pandemic" Not sure everyone made it through the pandemic...

Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️‍🌈 (@CodeFoodPixels)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 11:34 +0000

Off to walk the dogs. I’ll be about three or four resignations.

Mark Austin (@markaustintv)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 07:57 +0000

It's great that the British are discovering how difficult it is to get rid of British rule

Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 07:34 +0000

Coward

Shaparak Khorsandi 🌻💙💛 (@ShappiKhorsandi)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 11:38 +0000

“British originality” LOL y’all have stolen almost everything 🥲

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 11:38 +0000

#Johnson

Ethics in Bricks (@EthicsInBricks)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 11:24 +0000

This is a CoTweet from me and Emma

Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 11:41 +0000

Hey Conservative MPs, you could have avoided all this if you'd not declared you had confidence in the PM the other week.

Matthew Walton (@maw)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 06:54 +0000

She will not miss one single opportunity to kick someone out of their home

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BREAK; Told Priti Patel in No 10

Beth Rigby (@BethRigby)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:05 +0000

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:12 +0000

Just passed a farm with a big “no vaccines we trust god sign” next to the sign advertising that they were selling seedless watermelons

maura quint (@behindyourback)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 14:36 +0000

.@BorisJohnson .@10DowningStreet Just touching base - we feel the time is right for a press conference. We have some experience with this sort of thing…

Four Seasons Total Landscaping (@TotalSeasons)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 21:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/ElleMaeGal/status/1544714344428015616

I think that there are neurotypical people who probably also don’t get it at first but they would probably make someone explain it to them whereas I was like “this doesn’t make sense so Not Making Sense must be the POINT” which feels a bit neurodivergent to me lol

Elle (@ElleMaeGal)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/ElleMaeGal/status/1544722529146744837

“The point is that things don’t make sense” rather than trying to find the sense (which I maybe could have figured out if I didn’t accept that it wasn’t supposed to make sense) feels like how a lot of neurodivergent people approach large concepts too like gender

Elle (@ElleMaeGal)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:42 +0000

It wasn't until recently that I got the "why did the chicken cross the road" joke bc from a young age I misanalyzed the joke structure as "the answer is so literal that it catches you off guard and that's the funny part is that it's not funny.” Anyway my fyp thinks I’m autistic

Elle (@ElleMaeGal)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/queercryptoid/status/1544715080763248641

“The other side” is a euphemism for death. The chicken was killed by a car while crossing the road.

Elle (@ElleMaeGal)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:22 +0000

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT Please tell me that it actually is "the joke is so literal that it catches you off guard" because that's how I've understood it my entire life

twitter.com/swilua/status/…

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POV you’re autistic and your followers also are all autistic or realizing they are all autistic

🌈Dr. Frizzle (@Swilua)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 18:42 +0000

Excremancer Supreme: The Glupfather (@FeiKhal)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 03:44 +0000

POV you’re autistic and your followers also are all autistic or realizing they are all autistic

🌈Dr. Frizzle (@Swilua)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 18:42 +0000

When I say “heheheh” this is what I mean

max (thread) (@maxafrass)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 20:49 +0000

jokes rely on assumed power structures and hierarchy - Nish's joke is (implicitly) attacking the dominant power in UK society (white, male, privileged). If you flipped the roles and the targets, it becomes a white guy willing attacks on minorities which yes, is racist

Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 11:57 +0000