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Keynote day! Have already accidentally injured myself in two different ways and it’s only 7am so things can only get better from here, right? See you at @FullStackCon!

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 05:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1552171638942203904

break a leg! 😉

Hidde (@hdv)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 06:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/bastianallgeier/status/1551950228621778950

Voted "it already does" as in "I'm f*in afraid of my kids' future".

dickelippe @ home (@dickelippe)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 15:30 +0000

How many times are we all watching this tonight? 🤯

Lionesses (@Lionesses)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 20:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/Rufusfeet/status/1551407063099736064

Is it a cult when random dudes in your replies offer to blow you even though the idea disgusts them? Asking for someone who is cult leader curious.

THEE Travis DeCoster (@MyStupidTown)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 10:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/trash_ebooks/status/1551399403948281858

I love that the guy assumes a multi-billionaire would jump at the opportunity to get a blowjob by some random married dude that follows him on Twitter

Willie (@Willthetooth)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 08:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/trash_ebooks/status/1551399403948281858

This is not what was meant when we say “eat the rich”

Vladimir Hammercock the real iron chief (@VHammercock)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 13:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/trash_ebooks/status/1551399403948281858

this is a next level reply guy

EL BARTO ANTI-WORK (@ElBartoArmy)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 02:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/stickyflowr/status/1551612703080316929

out.com/popnography/20…

ianthe’s inferno 🏴𖤐🇧🇿 (@ianthembd)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 17:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/ElBartoArmy/status/1551400240154116097

haven't had sex in ages 👀 (sigh) 👀👀👀

Bobson Dugnutt (@OfficialDugnutt)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 04:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/TruthWalksAway/status/1551402065292718080

just because they’re programmed to give sloppy doesn’t mean they don’t have standards

Sades (@scaryfiction)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 03:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/trash_ebooks/status/1551399403948281858

LUFC Bluuuuke (@BLuuuuuuKE)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 12:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/BLuuuuuuKE/status/1551551020735545344

Who is this guy?

Future Man (@stickyflowr)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 16:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/trash_ebooks/status/1551399403948281858

you would think that someone named "Brain Bot" would actually be the person to offer a blowjob

SZA Sisters (@TruthWalksAway)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 03:00 +0000

Oh my fucking god.

porn ghost (@trash_ebooks)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 02:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/BanksyMaximo/status/1551427030243106816

really good post bud

tgirl kim wexler (@LOSERGIRL4FUN)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 08:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1551576176547704838

For those who didn't see it I got a screenshot.

Tom Foolery (@Skankulicious)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 12:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/mumbly_joe/status/1551696320683020303

Here ya go

AnEmortalKid 🦝 (@AnEmortalKid)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 23:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1551576176547704838

Someone should take the Simpsons meme and replace "valid criticism" with "no sex" and add "offering to suck him off" to "weird nerds". I'd do it myself, but I am very lazy.

Butter Goblin Mode (@mumbly_joe)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 22:30 +0000

is it "coming home" as they say?!?

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https://twitter.com/England/status/1552029412111048704

OUR @LIONESSES HAVE DONE IT! WE ARE #WEURO2022 FINALISTS 👏

England (@England)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 20:49 +0000

eli schutze (@elibelly)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 20:52 +0000

elon musk tweeting about how he can't get laid and then deleting it when a bunch of bros offer to suck him off is a perfect start to the week, thank you twitter

Cara (@caraesten)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 14:32 +0000

WEMBLEY AWAITS 🤩 WE'LL SEE YOU ON SUNDAY FOR THE #WEURO2022 FINAL!

Lionesses (@Lionesses)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 20:50 +0000

worst shiny is trending and yall really forgot that garchomps shiny basically doesnt exist

rose 🎉 graha zine preorders open!!!! (@twistingmyleg)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 16:03 +0000

I’m seeing a couple of my PokéTwt peeps talkin’ about it, and I gotta say the worst shiny pokemon are easily the ones that look EXACTLY like the original.

Solomon ☽☾ Backup Acc Era (@CHERUBKlN)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 17:18 +0000

Hot take apparently: Burger Kings got better burgers than Mc Donalds. Yall the flame broil makes any Burger King patty 1000% tastier than the bland, lifeless patties at McDonald's.

Solis The Awoooooof! (@solisthewolf)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 16:58 +0000

Burger King is better than McDonald’s!!

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who tf is keeping burger king in business???

brian (@10inchbrian)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 21:04 +0000

kee 🇩🇲🇩🇲 (@kiya_starr)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 16:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/1550601582768623617

Can't we? We ignore the sexual violence of modern times constantly.

Cassandra Pronouns (@Indiecornwall)Sun, 24 Jul 2022 15:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/zwiebelbaguette/status/1551872804496211969

Not to mention that nobody ever gave a damn about historical accuracy when history movies and costume drama had an all white cast, although non white people were living in Europe at least since the Roman Empire.

Müdes Zwiebelbaguette (@zwiebelbaguette)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 10:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/1550601582768623617

mad max fury road depicted at least six victims of sexual violence without having a single rape scene.

YUZURU WE LOVE YOU (@skyrissian)Sun, 24 Jul 2022 11:36 +0000

lot of men really just very badly want to graphically depict sexual violence against women in their made-up fantasy worlds for some reason!!!

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"You can’t ignore the violence that was perpetrated on women by men in that time," #HouseoftheDragon co-showrunner Miguel Sapochnik said. "It shouldn’t be downplayed and it shouldn’t be glorified." bit.ly/3omXmG2

IndieWire (@IndieWire)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 22:00 +0000

Rebekah Valentine (@duckvalentine)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 17:27 +0000

Could it be any more obvious? 🎶

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"This summer from New Line Cinema..."

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly (@RTodKelly)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 20:57 +0000

Lontra longicaudis (@AsnoDeBuridan)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 17:20 +0000

Here's a thread of AMAZING Blockchain ideas that I just pulled out of my arse. I *guarantee* that every single one of these will be proposed by someone who takes this VERY seriously indeed. Buckle up etc etc etc etc 🧵

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 16:06 +0000

if you buy a donut and get a receipt, and the donut itself gets stolen and eaten, you still have the same asset because the receipt still exists, nothing has changed

transgender marx (@JUNlPER)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 20:55 +0000

When you feel bad about failing a technical interview, remember that the person interviewing you probably can't pass it either.

Randall (@RandallKanna)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 19:00 +0000

i wish i was justa little floating head. no dysphoria just bobbing up and down in my little jar like a pickle

jae & bimbly 🌺 (@jaerockets)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 07:51 +0000

egirls are so powerful. in a world upheld by the balance between mean, likeable and hot they really said I’ll take all 3 thanks

Ada Powers is hirable (@mspowahs)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 08:34 +0000

You're halfway to Mars. God-Emperor Musk remotely logs into your ship. The computer blithely chirps "To access this spacecraft's full oxygen capacity, please deposit 5 ElonCoin." You check the exchange rate. That's nearly 3 litres of blood! Sighing, you grab the needle again.

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https://twitter.com/wk057/status/1551713025815707648

Later on, while the car is parked in his driveway, Tesla calls him to tell him that they found and fixed a configuration mistake with his car. They remotely software locked the car to be a 60 again, despite having been a 90 for years. He now has ~80 miles less range. (3/*)

Jason Hughes (@wk057)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 23:36 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 06:40 +0000

Let’s be honest. When you read this post’s title, you thought it was obvious. Yet, most people don’t follow this simple piece of advice. You know that too, a...

Kubernetes allows us to restrict the resources that the containers can use. But key challenges remain in running Java apps efficiently on Kubernetes.

Highly appreciate and recommend starting messages with “not urgent”. Especially when they are out or outside working hours.

Kyle Welch (@kylewelch)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 15:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/kylewelch/status/1551588032020889601

Hi :D

Piece of Cake 💫 (@kefimochi)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 15:22 +0000

[being murdered by a woman] me: actually you're holding the knife wro-

john (@mrjohndarby)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 23:53 +0000