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Documents enable efficient decision making 👏 That’s why I love writing documentation #deliveroo

Gustavo A. Rodríguez Suárez (@gstrod)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 17:32 +0000

Today, we’ll be reporting from Deliveroo Summer Tech Event 🥳🥳 @Deliveroo

Merve Arslan 💙🦄 (@arslannmrv)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 16:40 +0000

First time attending a conference with someone laying in a mattress in the middle of the room, that’s awesome #deliveroo

Gustavo A. Rodríguez Suárez (@gstrod)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 17:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/cassiecodes/status/1555154932017336320

I consider it a good metric at this point. If I'm annoying people like this then the content is probably nice and friendly and accessible for the people I actually care about.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 11:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/heypresents/status/1555129139165892612

Best comment so far:

Jake Archibald (@jaffathecake)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 10:21 +0000

Whoops. I annoyed the serious tech men with my personality again.

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https://twitter.com/heypresents/status/1555129139165892612

Best comment so far:

Jake Archibald (@jaffathecake)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 10:21 +0000

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 11:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1555136779002515459

ooooh 'cutesy'. Ah I love it. Big 'man who doesn't like women' red flags here. I bet you and Surma chatting never got referred to as cutesy.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 11:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/cube_drone/status/1555128419112759296

The reason that they luck through all of the various situations is because they’re all unfailable, staged by competent aliens who are, like, 10/10 in to cosplay

cube drone (@cube_drone)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 09:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/cube_drone/status/1555076789025705984

Look, what’s more likely - that a bunch of actors learned how to use highly advanced space equipment right away because it was built after watching them pretend to operate it OR an alien race with a hyper advanced sense of humour wanted to torture the Tool Man for a bit

cube drone (@cube_drone)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 09:48 +0000

there's a reading of Galaxy Quest where the aliens are playing an incredibly elaborate prank on Tim Allen which is also quite good

cube drone (@cube_drone)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 06:22 +0000

The most recommended tech book in the history

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 06:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/ibuildthecloud/status/1555074318446387200

Just add the following to your ~/.gitconfig [format] signOff = true git-scm.com/docs/git-confi…

tommoulard (@tom_moulard)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 08:22 +0000

the sad truth about having a thick juicy pixar mom dumptruck ass is that sometimes you sit down on your bed and it breaks send me a king sized platform bed frame pls

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for the past 4 days I've been practicing orgasm control for magical purposes and it has led me to this conclusion: people who participate in no nut November are absolute maniacs and menaces to society

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 21:12 +0000

i had the idea to do this one first but it felt stupid to not do one with james and his pokemon

Kiana Mai (@kianamaiart)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 17:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/ellehardy/status/1554633881252515841

Sadly fake: snopes.com/fact-check/jac…

Julia Kite-Laidlaw (@juliakite)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 02:10 +0000

Easily the greatest paragraph in the history of the English language

elle hardy (@ellehardy)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 01:02 +0000

(At war) You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

pj (@pjayevans)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 02:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/pjayevans/status/1554653410913406976

antediluvian zach (@young_boy20)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 17:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/LiviaBellona/status/1554888223750488066

Hi, tech here. I don't know what was sent but for context, in just text, the King James Bible takes just over 4MB. For comparison, I took a photo of my leftover curry two nights ago. It is 5.5MB in size, in the original.

Just me (@skzcartoons)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 18:22 +0000

The moment Alex Jones finds out his incompetent lawyers sent Sandy Hook parents’ lawyers all his emails and texts is incredible

Wu-Tang Is For The Children (@WUTangKids)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 17:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/_breeeeen_/status/1554665624047058945

of course! this code isn't going to steal itself! literally!

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 03:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1554665231439126530

Of course it’s opt-out 😤

John Breen (@_breeeeen_)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 03:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/RReverser/status/1554923810876522498

I don't want it to exist at all lmao, it's an ethical clusterfuck

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 20:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/RockyLhotka/status/1554703811624706050

it's stolen code

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 05:42 +0000

buried in github's settings (Settings -> Code Pilot) is this opt-out that y'all should probably click

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 03:07 +0000

you ever look at your cat and be like. good thing you have a home here because ain't nobody would've adopted your ass

haley (@feederofcats)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 19:23 +0000

Did we just build the best toy ever?

ActionMovieDad (@ActionMovieKid)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 15:42 +0000

Folks who are like “Batgirl was shelved because it was bad” acting as if that has ever stopped WB from releasing something before, lol.

Richard Newby (@RICHARDLNEWBY)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 23:02 +0000

One of the best things about Matilda is that there’s a Slasher Movie chase in the middle of it.

Erick Lorinc (@ErickLorinc)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 15:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/DaneCook/status/860684717741363201

dating older guys won't make you seem cooler to your friends.

Allison (@allissunnyy)Sat, 06 May 2017 05:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/kaicomedy/status/1554509835302907904

someone just informed me that 15 is high school age, you'll have to forgive me for my ignorance since i don't hang out with kids

kai™ (@kaicomedy)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 16:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/kaicomedy/status/1554509835302907904

when men explain that they were "friends" with children for years before they started dating them as if it was a legitimate explanation for a romantic connection and not the definition of gro0ming

thella (@whatthella)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 06:08 +0000

I can’t stop watching this. It just keeps getting better.

Alexandria Neonakis (@Beavs)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 05:34 +0000

Hope they give it to the poor. 🏹 twitter.com/theregister/st…

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Robinhood's crypto unit hit with $30m fine over security, anti-crime misses reg.cx/455Z?utm_sourc…

The Register (@TheRegister)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 19:44 +0000

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 19:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1554524240182796288

"hey maybe we could build this?" that's an idea! put it in the idea place!

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 17:47 +0000

people really need to find a place to put ideas that isn't the backlog

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"If you can't say with absolute certainty that you'll build something, it has no business on your backlog." "But most of the things on our backlog are likely to change, or maybe disappear altogether, as we learn!" "Yes, and your point is?"

Allen Holub (@allenholub)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 17:35 +0000

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 17:47 +0000

I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. Enjoy what you enjoy and don’t let others make you feel less than because you’re not reading doorstopper novels.

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What’s your guilty pleasure read? 😎📚

The British Library (@britishlibrary)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 12:58 +0000

Kate Owen (@BooksAndGuts)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 13:23 +0000