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I see "regulated" as an excuse for bad process entirely too often. I've worked in regulated environments. Auditors were perfectly happy with TDD tests as specs & git logs as an audit trail. You don't need bureaucratic process & artifacts & heavyweight surveillance tools like Jira

Allen Holub (@allenholub)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 19:53 +0000

marvel fans when their girlfriend has a crossover with another woman in the bedroom

penis genious (@starfader)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 04:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/starfader/status/1548882438188781568

How many postcoital scenes are in this one?

Mało znany Żanklod Gundam (@The_Siemek)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 06:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/MayoIsSpicyy/status/1548705689601654785

Anyone who uses "woke" as an insult is likely a bigot.

Grae Hall (@HallGrae)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 16:34 +0000

Being woke is the opposite of being an asshole.

Mayo 🌻 (@MayoIsSpicyy)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 16:26 +0000

The crazy thing about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez getting married is that the wife of a Supreme Court Justice participated in a coup with a former president and neither have been arrested for seditious conspiracy yet

Danica (@skubydoo25)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:43 +0000

U see this??? @Sethrogen

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Play as Homelander in this GTA V mod 🔥 🎮 JulioNIB

GAMINGbible (@gamingbible)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 14:00 +0000

The Chosen One : I 💖 YOU FRESHIE 4EVER (@KiDCuDi)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 17:26 +0000

Play as Homelander in this GTA V mod 🔥 🎮 JulioNIB

GAMINGbible (@gamingbible)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 14:00 +0000

in love with antony starr’s facial expressions as homelander. the talent…

kaz (@myvillaneve)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 19:25 +0000

disorienting times

Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 15:27 +0000

what. in the world. is happening here

Ada Powers is hirable (@mspowahs)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 09:51 +0000

In more “country totally prepared for hot weather” news: Blackpool Victoria Hospital has propped its doors open to keep the building cool, but now the hospital is full of seagulls 🏥🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦

Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 19:33 +0000

AWS is not about paying for what you use, it’s about paying for what you forgot to turn off.

Michael Krakovskiy (@deadprogrammer)Wed, 24 Apr 2019 04:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/tamalama67/status/1548491907101126656

My common response is “because I work with COVID patients and I’m trying to protect you”

Pro Bodily Autonomy Stinky Baby Toes (@mother_runner5)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 04:27 +0000

Angry woman asked me why I'm "wearing that piece of garbage on my face" and I said "because I love you and want you to be ok". It turns out telling angry strangers you love them makes them quiet. Mental note to self.

Tammy (@tamalama67)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 02:16 +0000

me: when I was your age a paperclip named Clippy would help me write letters to my friends kid: sure grandpa let’s get u to bed

Josh Trebach, MD (@jtrebach)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 04:45 +0000

Passengers: Why is this airplane wifi is so slow? The engineer in Seat 22D: rm -rf node_modules && npm install

Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 14:35 +0000

Security friends: what’s the best method to scan a network to check for devices? worried about potential undisclosed cameras. I downloaded an app called “Fing”, but wonder if there are any other better simpler solutions. Planned on going to any unnamed ip’s to check for gateways

rachel (@ohhoe)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 18:29 +0000

THE 7 SECRETS OF HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE 1. Private school 2. Legacy Ivy admission 3. Nepotism hire 4. Seed capital from family 5. Family network 6. Personal assistance 7. Strong belief they're 'self-made'

Ethics in Bricks (@EthicsInBricks)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 06:10 +0000

soup was invented in 1927 by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken

Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious)Wed, 27 May 2020 21:35 +0000

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 06:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1548415924440469507

Only 1890s kids remember

Randall Munroe (@xkcd)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 22:07 +0000

I just wondered which of todays’s shootings someone was tweeting about and I don’t think this is great for our brains

Amy (@lolennui)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 06:38 +0000

Thousand and thousands of people are on the edge of heat exhaustion in sweltering homes in an unprecedented heat wave — some of whom will be dead by Wednesday — who wouldn't be in danger if delaying interests and corrupt politicians hadn't blocked climate action for 40+ years.

Alex Steffen (@AlexSteffen)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 03:16 +0000

YOUNG PEOPLE: heres some slightly different language you can use to be more inclusive OLD PEOPLE: we are going to burn the entire earth to the ground

Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 15:00 +0000

14 trillion people use Buttplug on an hourly basis. But how many of them use it correctly? Zero. Absolutely none. Here’s 9472 tricks to maximize your Buttplug potential:

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what. in the world. is happening here

Ada Powers is hirable (@mspowahs)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 09:51 +0000

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 19:02 +0000

I’ve watched 29 MCU movies. I’ve never seen a shot as ridiculous and incredible as this truck/animal shot in RRR (on Netflix)

Nate Offord (@NateOfford)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 02:07 +0000

It's strange to read the hn comments on a story that you have inside knowledge of.

Nick Loadholtes (@nloadholtes)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 19:04 +0000

"Why you little f*cking disappointment!!" Another great season by #TheBoys, I really want to see more #SoldierBoy in the next season. Dude.. the way Jensen Ackles says "Fuck you!" is 😚👌

Halo-Pop Series (@HaloPopSeries)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 03:19 +0000

Burnout isn't a result of just working too hard. It's a result of working too hard solving artificial problems that shouldn't exist, where the outcome isn't making progress but just getting back to the starting line.

Pavel A. Samsonov (@PavelASamsonov)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 00:28 +0000

making a brand of underwear for trans women called Tranties

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚🔪 (@tinywienerbabe)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 19:39 +0000

ONE MORE TIME: if a man can leave his home State for Nevada to pay for sex where that’s legal, and not be prosecuted upon returning to where that’s illegal, how TF can we prohibit women from traveling for reproductive care? I’ll die on this hill. Literally, if necessary 😡

Matt S ☮️💭 (@Mattschier68)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 10:57 +0000

For the low, low price of 40% of your town’s budget, you too can have 400 dudes heroically ignore a massacre. twitter.com/phil_lewis_/st…

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UVALDE, Texas (AP) — Report: Findings reveal nearly 400 officers were at Uvalde elementary school as police waited to confront gunman.

philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:08 +0000

Kashana (@kashanacauley)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 19:27 +0000

those "If Young People Don't Want To Come Back To The Office They'll Be Hurting Their Careers" pieces by CEOs just absolutely give the game away. You're not being judged by the quality of your work, you're being judged by the emotional service you provide to the people above you

jd vance's "holler aunt" (@markpopham)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 14:27 +0000

a blog platform for hackers

saw her selfie and just moaned in front of the entire radioshack board of directors

RadioShack 😈 (@RadioShack)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 20:08 +0000

Back on the @Nigella_Lawson train: tonight, the glorious no-churn coffee ice cream, but with Baileys instead of coffee liqueur, and stuffed in a croissant sandwich (no brioche buns in Helsinki, sadly!) with dark chocolate cream. Nigella, we love you and thank you.🙏🏾😍

Keval Shah (@KevalSShah)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 20:02 +0000

"I'm okay" means I'm tired but I can handle "I'm tired" it means "I don't have the energy to feed myself or do basic tasks" "I'm exhausted" means "I'm so tired I probably cannot speak, move or function right now" I don't think it's the same for non-AuDHDers. I might be wrong.

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Kind of amazed (but not really) that it took me actual decades to realise “I’m so stressed” didn’t mean the same thing for my colleagues as it did for me 👀😭 #ADHDAutism

AuDHDee (@ADDeeCee)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 10:41 +0000

Nessie (@NessieAvery)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 15:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1548622982121230343

Check your children’s textbooks carefully - my friend’s son had a whole section on pronouns in his French textbook!

Sunil Joshi (@smj389)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 11:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1548622982121230343

I'm literally pissing and crying because I saw a rainbow where a child could easily see it, in the sky. TAKE MY CONCERNS SERIOUSLY.

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 11:02 +0000

If you thought your gym being closed in 2020 was an “assault on your rights”, but not being able to travel across state lines without a pregnancy test in 2022 is not, you are an idiot and an asshole.

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 20:15 +0000

Floor Is Lava took the concept of an innocent childhood game and turned it into a high-stakes, dramatic game show for all ages to enjoy. While it left viewers on the edge of their seats as participants navigated above the mysterious lava-like…

How does one self own themselves this hard,

Jason Strummer (@JasonStrummer)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 22:25 +0000

Such a brilliant hack. Use 2FA registration to call premium rate numbers. arneswinnen.net/2016/07/how-i-…

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 17 Jul 2016 08:07 +0000

do they want us to get the fucking avocado toast or not

Yell in a War (@jelenawoehr)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 18:01 +0000

Dear world: Stop saying masking "is a personal choice." Your lack of masking affects me, it affects your community & has a ripple effect on those around you. It is the opposite of personal.

chantzy (@chantz_y)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 20:36 +0000