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everything OK babe? you’ve barely touched the newest JS framework

Madison Kanna (@Madisonkanna)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 03:32 +0000

All I’ll say about film piracy is that there are so many wonderful pieces of art that would’ve been entirely lost to time if those methods didn’t exist

sophia (@autumnnsonata)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:56 +0000

The Batgirl/ HBO Max situation is why I spent my last day on set of Dickinson calling an exec at apple and *begging* for a physical recording of my show…they actually gave me one, I have the ONLY copy…. People said I was crazy but dude, that’s ten years of my life 🎞📽📼📀

Alena Smith (@internetalena)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:55 +0000

movie pirate to film preservationist pipeline

Jared (@jgoresy)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:45 +0000

people who talk in their sleep trip me out. Tf u mean “hes here” 😭😭😭

brian (@10inchbrian)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 02:37 +0000

Next presentation: Shipping services more quickly with design-first OpenAPI contracts #deliveroo ⁦@Deliveroo⁩

Gustavo A. Rodríguez Suárez (@gstrod)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 18:36 +0000

My kind of place #deliveroo

Gustavo A. Rodríguez Suárez (@gstrod)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 18:15 +0000

Documents enable efficient decision making 👏 That’s why I love writing documentation #deliveroo

Gustavo A. Rodríguez Suárez (@gstrod)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 17:32 +0000

Today, we’ll be reporting from Deliveroo Summer Tech Event 🥳🥳 @Deliveroo

Merve Arslan 💙🦄 (@arslannmrv)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 16:40 +0000

First time attending a conference with someone laying in a mattress in the middle of the room, that’s awesome #deliveroo

Gustavo A. Rodríguez Suárez (@gstrod)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 17:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/cassiecodes/status/1555154932017336320

I consider it a good metric at this point. If I'm annoying people like this then the content is probably nice and friendly and accessible for the people I actually care about.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 11:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/heypresents/status/1555129139165892612

Best comment so far:

Jake Archibald (@jaffathecake)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 10:21 +0000

Whoops. I annoyed the serious tech men with my personality again.

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https://twitter.com/heypresents/status/1555129139165892612

Best comment so far:

Jake Archibald (@jaffathecake)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 10:21 +0000

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 11:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1555136779002515459

ooooh 'cutesy'. Ah I love it. Big 'man who doesn't like women' red flags here. I bet you and Surma chatting never got referred to as cutesy.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 11:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/cube_drone/status/1555128419112759296

The reason that they luck through all of the various situations is because they’re all unfailable, staged by competent aliens who are, like, 10/10 in to cosplay

cube drone (@cube_drone)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 09:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/cube_drone/status/1555076789025705984

Look, what’s more likely - that a bunch of actors learned how to use highly advanced space equipment right away because it was built after watching them pretend to operate it OR an alien race with a hyper advanced sense of humour wanted to torture the Tool Man for a bit

cube drone (@cube_drone)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 09:48 +0000

there's a reading of Galaxy Quest where the aliens are playing an incredibly elaborate prank on Tim Allen which is also quite good

cube drone (@cube_drone)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 06:22 +0000

The most recommended tech book in the history

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 06:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/ibuildthecloud/status/1555074318446387200

Just add the following to your ~/.gitconfig [format] signOff = true git-scm.com/docs/git-confi…

tommoulard (@tom_moulard)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 08:22 +0000

the sad truth about having a thick juicy pixar mom dumptruck ass is that sometimes you sit down on your bed and it breaks send me a king sized platform bed frame pls

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for the past 4 days I've been practicing orgasm control for magical purposes and it has led me to this conclusion: people who participate in no nut November are absolute maniacs and menaces to society

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 21:12 +0000

i had the idea to do this one first but it felt stupid to not do one with james and his pokemon

Kiana Mai (@kianamaiart)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 17:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/ellehardy/status/1554633881252515841

Sadly fake: snopes.com/fact-check/jac…

Julia Kite-Laidlaw (@juliakite)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 02:10 +0000

Easily the greatest paragraph in the history of the English language

elle hardy (@ellehardy)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 01:02 +0000

(At war) You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

pj (@pjayevans)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 02:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/pjayevans/status/1554653410913406976

antediluvian zach (@young_boy20)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 17:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/LiviaBellona/status/1554888223750488066

Hi, tech here. I don't know what was sent but for context, in just text, the King James Bible takes just over 4MB. For comparison, I took a photo of my leftover curry two nights ago. It is 5.5MB in size, in the original.

Just me (@skzcartoons)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 18:22 +0000

The moment Alex Jones finds out his incompetent lawyers sent Sandy Hook parents’ lawyers all his emails and texts is incredible

Wu-Tang Is For The Children (@WUTangKids)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 17:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/_breeeeen_/status/1554665624047058945

of course! this code isn't going to steal itself! literally!

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 03:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1554665231439126530

Of course it’s opt-out 😤

John Breen (@_breeeeen_)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 03:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/RReverser/status/1554923810876522498

I don't want it to exist at all lmao, it's an ethical clusterfuck

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 20:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/RockyLhotka/status/1554703811624706050

it's stolen code

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 05:42 +0000

buried in github's settings (Settings -> Code Pilot) is this opt-out that y'all should probably click

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 03:07 +0000

you ever look at your cat and be like. good thing you have a home here because ain't nobody would've adopted your ass

haley (@feederofcats)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 19:23 +0000

Did we just build the best toy ever?

ActionMovieDad (@ActionMovieKid)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 15:42 +0000

Folks who are like “Batgirl was shelved because it was bad” acting as if that has ever stopped WB from releasing something before, lol.

Richard Newby (@RICHARDLNEWBY)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 23:02 +0000

One of the best things about Matilda is that there’s a Slasher Movie chase in the middle of it.

Erick Lorinc (@ErickLorinc)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 15:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/DaneCook/status/860684717741363201

dating older guys won't make you seem cooler to your friends.

Allison (@allissunnyy)Sat, 06 May 2017 05:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/kaicomedy/status/1554509835302907904

someone just informed me that 15 is high school age, you'll have to forgive me for my ignorance since i don't hang out with kids

kai™ (@kaicomedy)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 16:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/kaicomedy/status/1554509835302907904

when men explain that they were "friends" with children for years before they started dating them as if it was a legitimate explanation for a romantic connection and not the definition of gro0ming

thella (@whatthella)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 06:08 +0000