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https://twitter.com/lolennui/status/1558517583732678657

they budget for that, relax

Amy (@lolennui)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 18:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/angel_sentbyGod/status/1558314359541096449

I think they think you shouldn’t chop bits off of infants without their consent or medical necessity.

Stunt Woodsman (@TubaToofpaste)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 14:08 +0000

This the type of energy we’re bringing on Friday 😤💯💯

Catholic Suzaku Kururugi (@cylinderarms)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 01:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/SDYoxall/status/1558505003861610497

How much water is required for cement to fill a golf hole? How much water is required to maintain a golf course?

Rob (@engtl16123791)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 17:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/shepherd88/status/1558499488314056707

Why should golf clubs be exempt from water restrictions?

Liz O'Brien (@clogowena65)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 17:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/leeinengland/status/1558506202081935361

So woke just means anything that hurts your feelings?

r (@recombobulating)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 19:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/ShanakiTheWolf/status/1558507183809015808

Klit Harington (he/it) (@fribllkril)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 18:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/ShanakiTheWolf/status/1558507183809015808

They usually recycle water. Try again.

MIB ☮ 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@LittleMsBiddi)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 17:57 +0000

Climate activists fill golf holes with cement after water ban exemption bbc.in/3QmuqdR

BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 17:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/juliaferraioli/status/1558518291018027008

Taco frequently likes to inform me that he has never eaten in his entire life and would really like to try it one day.

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 18:20 +0000

*trying to explain the passage of time to an american* so imagine a McRib

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They're the same age🤯

chain (@eatatchain)Thu, 11 Aug 2022 17:47 +0000

Firaga Walk With Me (@firagawalkwthme)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 17:24 +0000

I hope people realize I am kind by choice. Some people don’t have a mean bone in their body. I am not one of those people. Every bone in my body is mean. That’s what makes them effective at protecting my heart.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 18:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/yaahc_/status/1558523660423401472

my therapist told me: allistic people are absolutely terrible at reading social cues and non-verbal communication, but in a way that is socially acceptable.

evil maid (@lenazun)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 18:41 +0000

It was SO FUN getting to “not be me” tonight. No one knew who I was, I was just fabulous, and I had so much fun. DHU FTW, iykyn

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 09:34 +0000

Bric-a-brac?! How very dare you

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 13:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1558443723771502592

Surely it should be Brick-a-brak in this case...

Royston Dooley (@RoystonDooley)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 13:23 +0000

"Testing is costly..." @kentcdodds : "Cross your fingers and push to prod. So... click click click hope for the best? That’s what we’re doing?" Me:

Emmanuel ⚡️ (@theoscoder)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 07:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1558450175655510016

The porn open on my computer is mine and my friends like 😭 mind u business

marina 🕊 ✈️🇨🇦8/18-29🇨🇦 (@marinaxdove)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 13:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/JakeyMeisty/status/1558323820481679360

Or even straight porn that was made without coercion. Porn doesn't necessarily have to misogynistic depending on the working parties respect for everyone involved.

🇵🇸 AdmiralCrunchy 🇺🇦 (@AdmiralCrunchy)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 13:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/DarkPhoenix43/status/1558323359796105217

Could be gay porn. Your comment is bi-erasure

Jakey Meisty (@JakeyMeisty)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 05:25 +0000

My google tabs rn r like porn porn porn lingerie boutique history of women in WWE the partition of India porn porn porn

marina 🕊 ✈️🇨🇦8/18-29🇨🇦 (@marinaxdove)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 05:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/DrRachaelF/status/1558250615813263360

Me to my daughter: “Your phone is my personal property. If someone asks to read your texts, you tell them to call me and ask.”

Rachael French (@DrRachaelF)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 00:35 +0000

My daughter’s school released a new cell phone policy that includes, “School officials can read any text messages between students, even if the texts occurred outside of school hours.” Nopity nope nope.

Rachael French (@DrRachaelF)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 00:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/cotswoldsfilly/status/1558398491432558593

Get ready for the world of work? Lol, find a few jobs that make you turn in your cell phone at the start of the day. Even ones that have a strictly adhered to "no cell phone usage" policy. Probably some low-end warehouse jobs, but even they are giving up. That ship has sailed.

Brent A (@bad71)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 12:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/DrRachaelF/status/1558250895791362048

(Oh, people, *I* read her texts and discord threads sometimes. Usually only because she asks me too, but we have a blanket policy where if I ask she has to show it to me. There’s a difference between me asking and the school asking.)

Rachael French (@DrRachaelF)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 13:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dr_Meming/status/1558113588413452288

Damn my TL trying to tell me something today

Hang 10 (@ArtHang10)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 05:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dr_Meming/status/1558113588413452288

RT @Dr_Meming Time for the weekend again [alt text added]

Kelly Ellis is Pro-Abortion (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 10:13 +0000

Time for the weekend again

Dr Meming (@Dr_Meming)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 15:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/BluskyeAllison/status/1553755493327376384

But Rosa Parks was fighting bigotry, not perpetuating it.

Zeighth Doctor ☭ (@SankaraSlew)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 21:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/BluskyeAllison/status/1553755493327376384

Ain't no way in hell I'm seeing JK Rowling compared to Rosa Parks from a black woman. One stood for the rights of our people, the other is in a literal castle throwing blows at another. They are not the same 😅

♤RowanWinterlace🏳️‍⚧️ (@W1nt3rL4ce)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 19:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/BluskyeAllison/status/1553755493327376384

You bigots need to stop equating "sitting at the back of the bus" with the consequences of dehumanizing and disenfranchising the marginalized. Your bigotry isn't the "heroic struggle" you'd like to pretend it is. You are an embarassment.

Silver Tongue (@SilverT08169424)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 06:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/BluskyeAllison/status/1553755493327376384

Wait. Is... the very rich, very white, very privileged lady who lives in a castle and targets an oppressed minority Rosa Parks in this scenario?? I kind of think OP isn't the one who should be embarrassed over this.

Hatename Bunchofnumbers (@mslydialove)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 17:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/BluskyeAllison/status/1553755493327376384

There is literally no comparison possible between these two women. One STOOD UP for marginalized people, and one is telling marginalized people to sit down and stop existing. You should consult some history.

Daniel Thurman (@DaThurm)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 07:59 +0000

JK Rowling really could have just remained a wealthy, beloved author for the rest of her life. And she chose Twitter instead. Incredible.

andi zeisler (@andizeisler)Sun, 31 Jul 2022 00:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/JuliaHB1/status/1554188395055808512

Just wanna make sure I get this right. When she was just the most successful novelist of the modern era: not a hero to women. When she transformed her brand into attacking a marginalized group: hero to women?

Scromiting Toward Bethlehem (@skgilroy)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 19:44 +0000

Easy fix for the Flash movie. Just blur out Ezra Miller’s face and say Flash is moving his head too fast for anyone to see

Siddhant Adlakha (@SiddhantAdlakha)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 17:23 +0000

Ezra Miller going on a talk show to explain everything they’ve been doing

Beware the Batman (@Batman_Beware)Thu, 11 Aug 2022 15:47 +0000

we are like one or two news cycles away from ezra miller having the nuclear codes

Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 20:52 +0000

ezra miller respawns in random locations to attack locals like its call of duty multiplayer

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‘The Flash’ Star Ezra Miller Charged With Felony Burglary in Vermont variety.com/2022/film/news…

Variety (@Variety)Mon, 08 Aug 2022 21:18 +0000

wes (@mannmiami)Mon, 08 Aug 2022 21:31 +0000

ezra miller doing promo for the flash

aaron. (@ayroned)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 01:59 +0000

every time i see the words “ezra miller” i know it’s about to be followed by the strangest combination of crime and location

chloe 🎗of gordy’s home (@frogsanddinos)Mon, 08 Aug 2022 22:00 +0000

ezra miller arriving at the flash premiere

PRETTY MUCH IT (@PrettyMuchIt)Mon, 08 Aug 2022 23:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/d_feldman/status/1558309810801631233

that’s why it’s called public-key cryptography!

Dejan Strbad (@dstrbad)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 06:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/d_feldman/status/1558309868431450113

They also used a different key (symmetric) from a NIST reference document This is not what “industry standard encryption” means 😂

Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman)Sat, 13 Aug 2022 04:34 +0000

coworker: you’re 37? you look younger me: i let a demon possess me in exchange for external youth coworker: ha ha *leaves* demon inside me: you gotta stop saying that someone’s gonna believe you me: meh. i’m going to the break room for a donut demon: ooo get a maple bar

Laurazepam (@andlikelaura)Sun, 08 Dec 2019 18:48 GMT

"Running a successful open source project is just Good Will Hunting in reverse, where you start out as a respected genius and end up being a janitor who gets into fights." Quote attributed to @cra, and I don't think I've ever seen anything more true posted.

Jens Axboe (@axboe)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 17:16 +0000

girls raising their dating standards was genuinely one of the best things to come out of social media exposure tbh. i love that girls are sharing experiences & opinions and tips and refusing to tolerate the same shitty behaviors and abuse from men that the women before us had to

dove clarke 🕊 (@lovedoveclarke)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 19:32 +0000

Before you get the monkeypox vaccine they ask if you know this building

Salt & Poppers (@bingomilf)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 00:57 +0000