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I'm going to dress up as CORS for Halloween this year and scare the shit out of everyone

Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly)Sun, 28 Aug 2022 20:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/User31277529/status/1562803644461826051

if i was still close with a rapist i’d question my morals tbh

CHLOE (@ch1l0u)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 14:11 +0000

Never has a meme captured the British state more perfectly.

Tom Wilson 🇺🇦 (@feedthedrummer)Sun, 28 Aug 2022 11:13 +0000

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Tomasz Łakomy 🌩 cloudash.dev 🇺🇦 (@tlakomy)Sun, 28 Aug 2022 08:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/sydney_sweeney/status/1563660155425673217

“Assumptions”? Your family are wearing MAGA hats and blue lives matter shirts, they’re racist. Time to face reality sweets, just because your white and famous doesn’t mean you get to have it all.

Tayte Hanson — they/them (@TAYTEEHANSON)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 23:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/sydney_sweeney/status/1563660155425673217

girl they were wearing MAGA hats and blue lives matter T-shirts you can NOT be serious

L.♡ fan account (@LADYlNHlSLlFE)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 23:05 +0000

if the politics of sydney sweeney’s parents shock you, you’re gonna be pretty disappointed when you find out the politics of most white people’s parents, but especially the famous ones

ashley ray (@theashleyray)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 23:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/sydney_sweeney/status/1563660155425673217

It’s giving

✨ (@heyjaeee)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 23:09 +0000

My new mantra. Be a Magikarp. Image credit from @pokemythx on Instagram.

Yire M. (@xenaaMorph)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 23:31 +0000

I want to subscribe to your official site blog via RSS.

Captain Macho Pirate Mick Rackham.yarrr🏴‍☠️🍺⚓🌻 (@tw2113)Sun, 28 Aug 2022 01:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/ateenyalien/status/1562794621763485696

i think it'd be neat if people with major platforms didn't post slut-shaming bullshit on twitter, and no, men aren't owed information on your sexual history -- only current sexual status in regard to STIs

Jennifer C. Martin (@notreallyjcm)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 23:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/ateenyalien/status/1562794621763485696

Wow a lot of weird puritanism in this thread - who cares how many people someone has had sex with?

Big Worker (@Big_Worker)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 01:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/Tyr19871/status/1562810404996513797

You’re projecting your insecurities

Charles Gobert (@CharlesGobert1)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 19:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/ateenyalien/status/1562794621763485696

as long as she uses protection idg what the problem is

chad, patron saint of chaos (@endofanerajc)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 15:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/PetiteNicoco/status/1562802492844347393

me (an ex-con:) wow that's a lot of murders

𝕻𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔥𝕯𝔬𝔤🌺↙️↙️↙️ (@Pdog119)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 14:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/PetiteNicoco/status/1562802492844347393

Why is it disgusting

Asmodean (@LordAslanThe2nd)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 21:08 +0000

Pegging? You mean the wokey pokey?

Boob Burger ( . Y . )🍔 (@Clambakeparty)Fri, 29 Jul 2022 15:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/ianiskool/status/1549779574698934274

Kevin in Utah (@kevin_in_utah)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 22:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/cal_gif/status/1549771708986433536

we need to stop asking if the straights are okay even ironically because *wild gesticulating*

helolan exeggutor 🌈🦇 (@Oh_HelNo)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 15:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/cal_gif/status/1549771708986433536

Oh but when o have a breeding kink I'm "disturbing the peace" and "not allowed back in Disney world"

Army Tony (@Amid_Tony)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 19:58 +0000

people keep asking what I do for work and idk whatelse to say but just vibing along

cal? (@cal_gif)Sun, 28 Aug 2022 03:41 +0000

A man challenged me on my mask at work last night, saying that since I’ve had Covid once I can’t get it again, only to tell me literally in his next sentence that he has had it three times, and I-

Clare Blackwood (@clareblackwood)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 19:34 +0000

Why am I wearing a mask? So you can’t see me scowling at you nasty maskless motherfuckers

Maniacal Pixelated Nightmare Ghoul (@jenncognito)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 01:06 +0000

If wrestling is “fake” then explain this

Abdelilah Skhir (@abskhir)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 02:59 +0000

I'm so socially awkward about working on my personal site in public (e.g. planes, trains or cafés) that I made an "awkward mode" to hide any content about me

Joe Bell (@joebell_)Sun, 21 Aug 2022 15:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1563631458799042563

I’ve been invited to several weddings recently but not my own? The fuck?

Pauline P. Narvas ⭐️ (@paulienuh)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 20:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1563772740905181184

I’m not “too much”, you simply aren't enough.

Pauline P. Narvas ⭐️ (@paulienuh)Sun, 28 Aug 2022 06:17 +0000

Pride is our celebration of the joy at being our true selves and a protest against those who would try to take that from us. Transphobes will never win. This is our pride! #PrideCymru2022 #TransJoy #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Kate Nambiar (@KateNambiar)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 13:16 +0000

This Spring, my mental health was in a bad place. With the help of family and friends, I made a change and put myself first. Accepted help. This month, I’ve laughed more than I remember for a long time. Huge shoutout to everyone who reminded how wonderful life is 🤍

Rebekah (@rkulidzan)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 19:12 +0000

Let the sleeping kitten smell the yoghurt.

translated cats (@TranslatedCats)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 19:18 +0000

There is an inherent tension in programming between "I want to write this myself" and "Why isn't there a library to do this for me?" I wonder which will win today…

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 09:21 +0000

Remember that whatever your worries are now, one day you will look back on them and laugh, after your complete mental collapse

Frankie Boyle Updates (@frankieboyle)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 15:00 +0000

There’s a Libyan parable about a petty man who was offered a wish under the condition that his neighbor would get double so he asked to be blind in one eye. twitter.com/brianlynch/sta…

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Are there people AGAINST student loan debt relief? Why would anyone be against that?

Brian Lynch (@BrianLynch)Wed, 24 Aug 2022 21:57 +0000

Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty)Wed, 24 Aug 2022 22:00 +0000

You can’t stop your dogs from barking by yelling at them. They’re just like hell yes we’re all yelling now let’s all keep yelling this is great

Jane 🍳🧺🦵 (@looks_last)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 16:50 +0000

I live by my calendar: appointments, enjoyments, tasks, even rest is in there. It's a great system, it works for me, and it makes things a lot easier. However it does mean that anytime I'm screensharing and someone sees that calendar, it looks like I'm quadruple booked forever

Chelsea Troy 🏳️‍🌈 (@HeyChelseaTroy)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 15:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/techgirl1908/status/1563289710272790530

3. Accept all praise. Women especially have a hard time accepting compliments. When someone does acknowledge your work, own it. Say thank you with a period. No downplaying allowed!

Angie Jones (@techgirl1908)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 22:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/Ponyboylives13/status/1563272928430821376

Have they improved toilet paper in any way that supports putting the roll the other way around?

Marcos García Ochoa (@gomiam)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 23:44 +0000

The Biden Administration realizing that not compromising with Republicans makes him more popular

Lucas (@PunishedLink)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 19:31 +0000

on today's episode of Brazil: a wannabe school shooter walked into a school with a crossbow, had his ass kicked by a fifth grader, and was held by a guy in flip flops until the cops arrived

lou reading things (@lazyuniverses)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 17:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/TheCybercop1/status/1563143060154118145

what is the purpose of this tweet?

it's nouv! (@nnoouuvv)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 20:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/sophiasgaler/status/1563134077733306372

“How much would it be worth to you if I told you I had a gps app called Pied Piper tracking the location of your child? Interested, very interested, or very interested?” youtu.be/M1vfXoUNDYA

tanner vea (@tannervea)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 23:48 +0000

Cheetahs don't roar, they meow. The Felidae family is subdivided between "roaring cats" and "purring cats". The ability to roar is made possible by a special two-piece hyoid bone in the throat. Cheetahs only have a one-piece hyoid bone [📹 meskal44: buff.ly/2VwrnGl]

Massimo (@Rainmaker1973)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 15:42 +0000

Content warning: Depression, COVID, death This year has been really difficult for me. It almost feels harder than the previous two years of the pandemic, though there might be some recency bias. My …

Two unjust wars cost Americans $8T—or $24,250/person 2017 tax cut cost Americans $2.3T—or $6,970/person Student debt relief cost Americans $300B—or $909/person Those whining loudest about spending $909 on working people are proudest about wasting $31,220 on wars & billionaires

Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 15:37 +0000