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Would you let arms dealers run peace talks? - I asked during #COP26 in Glasgow. This year at #COP27 there are 636 fossil fuel lobbyists - a 25% increase. That’s more than any African country has delegates. #KickBigPollutersOut

Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 12:02 GMT

had a very me moment today when i thought ‘oh it’s mild today gonna open my coat’ then i walked out of the coffee shop into a gd gale that blew my top up to my neck so i flashed my bra to the whole street, fml

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 12:06 GMT

turns out the F in FTX was to pay respects to your bank balance

Joe Poser (@J_Poser)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 09:19 GMT

Instead of watching @imacelebrity… Watch Help - a film by @Channel4 about Hancock’s policy 1hr 37mins of the gruelling & lonely deaths endured by those in care homes during the pandemic & the abandoned staff who could only watch in horror You might not find it such a hoot…

Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 08:25 GMT

Kyle R1ttenh0use literally only has a fanbase coz he killed two people and got away with it and he just got verified on here but only coz he paid for Twitter Blue. And we can all see it. What a charisma-free, failed-to-get-into-his-chosen-college, oily brat.

Sooz Kempner🐀 (@SoozUK)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 07:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/mcortonscott/status/1590373063170097152

absolute joke of covid rules, the Tier system was ridiculous and that's not even covering the fact that we are apparently *still* prosecuting people post Partygate?? bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

Megan Corton Scott (@mcortonscott)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 15:58 GMT

what's the opposite of a croissant? a happy uncle

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 09:28 GMT

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 09:16 GMT

We’ll, I’ve served out my notice period and I’m officially unemployed starting today. What a weird feeling.

Phil Nash (@philnash)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 05:16 GMT

Just in: starting today (Thursday) remote work is not an option at Twitter: all employees are expected to be 40 hours in the office. Only exceptions are for those physically unable to travel to an office or exceptions signed off by Elon. Why the sudden change? My take:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 08:17 GMT

Should I go in to the office today?

nickrw (@nickrw)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 09:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/janl/status/1590638426378088448

twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/s…

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Just in: starting today (Thursday) remote work is not an option at Twitter: all employees are expected to be 40 hours in the office. Only exceptions are for those physically unable to travel to an office or exceptions signed off by Elon. Why the sudden change? My take:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 08:17 GMT

eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 09:33 GMT

Every morning I wake up to find a newly deranged offering from my late-night self

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 09:48 GMT

Me: “I am a strong, independent, grown woman. I can do difficult things!” Also me, every morning without fail: “I can't put my necklaces on and now I want to cry.” 🥲

Pauline P. Narvas ⭐ (@paulienuh)Wed, 28 Sep 2022 08:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/meemalee/status/1590611311729463296

Fake George W Bush and fake Tony Blair have made friends, I see 👀

MiMi Aye (@meemalee)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 08:30 GMT

Reviewing an OpenAPI schema written with a click-it-together tool/generator: urgh. API definitions are extremely important: don't just smash them together 😱

Certified account, trust me 🇺🇦🍥 (@Ocramius)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 10:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/brianleroux/status/1590477537238736896

Well, not without tradeoffs. Adding GraalVM to the build chain is not a trouble free thing to do. It's nice that *technically* you can make Java perform in Lambda, but you'd only want to do it if you had to.

Peter Chamberlin (@pgchamberlin)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 23:09 GMT

Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message

Dennis Farrell (@DennisFarrell)Wed, 26 Apr 2017 16:23 +0000

I don't report on finance anymore, but please do not connect your bank account to Twitter

Karen K. Ho (@karenkho)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 20:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1590471013154050048

How do we know you are really twitter support

Molly Knight (@molly_knight)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 00:10 GMT

How do we know this is really Twitter Support? 🤔 twitter.com/twittersupport…

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We’re not currently putting an “Official” label on accounts but we are aggressively going after impersonation and deception.

Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 22:26 GMT

Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 04:49 GMT

Right now, someone, somewhere, is building a plugin that changes the color of the checkmark based on whether it's part of a Twitter Blue subscription or not.

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 23:02 GMT

18 years and counting. Thank you 🔥

Firefox 🔥 (@firefox)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 18:30 GMT

born to vibe. forced to grind

charlie T(hankful) (@rhymeswithvocal)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 12:42 GMT

so @fastly and @github have both made announcements about funding maintainers and open source projects today. excellent news. now as an industry we just need to 1000x the amounts committed and we'd start to make a significant dent on OSS sustainability.

Si Ofrelif (@monkchips)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 18:45 GMT

“This user’s account is verified because they subscribe to Twitter Blue” is probably more shameful than a hexagon avatar I reckon

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 22:13 GMT

Sometimes the real hack is the friends we made along the way.

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 22:13 GMT

Musk right now casually walking through his grand payments vision for Twitter: Users could link their online bank account to Twitter, he says. Then the company will offer "extremely compelling money market account to get extremely high yield on your balance". Add debit cards etc

Hannah Murphy (@MsHannahMurphy)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 18:39 GMT

How to Tell If a User Is Actually Verified Click/tap on the checkmark Verified $8 Twitter Blue twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Steven Spohn (Spawn) (@stevenspohn)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 21:41 GMT

It’s annoying to do this for everyone so I’m looking forward to five minutes from now when there’s a browser extension to block these people automatically

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How to Tell If a User Is Actually Verified Click/tap on the checkmark Verified $8 Twitter Blue twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Steven Spohn (Spawn) (@stevenspohn)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 21:41 GMT

pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 21:57 GMT

Matt Hancock on I’m a Celeb is a political move. He is reinventing himself after the appalling way he handled being a senior minister in the pandemic. He dehumanised the population, and now wants you to see him in a better light for his own career & gain. #ImACeleb

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 21:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590384919829962752

This is the way. Keep doing dumb things pal.

RΛISINI ライシニ (@iamraisini)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 16:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590384919829962752

Have you considered hiring someone who knows what they're doing instead of running a company based on vibes

malwaretech@infosec.exchange (@MalwareTechBlog)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 17:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1590417451329949697

“Senior engineers?”

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 19:20 GMT

Spreadsheets, JSON files, DNS zones, senior engineers; you can draw whatever semantic distinctions you’d like, but to me they’re all databases.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 18:54 GMT

The way my productivity plummets whenever I use macOS is wild. It's like splashing around in a colorful pile of mud and "we know what you want, stop thinking otherwise" land. Frustrated that tech's …

seems unthinkable that Meta could be laying off 11,000 employees when just weeks ago they were basking in the triumph of "legs are coming soon"

Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 12:51 GMT

my sexual kink is reading stories like this in @WSJ

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 14:52 GMT

please @Twitter, I've found an Elon Musk impersonator - @elonmusk doesn't have the "official" badge please ban the account so nobody gets confused

Tierney Cyren (@bitandbang)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 15:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1590361735059623937

honestly he must have just paid $8 for Blue to get that checkmark. no way Musk would purchase this company, roll out an "Official" badge, and then not get it. has to be a fake account. he's not that much of an absolute uncooked potato.

Tierney Cyren (@bitandbang)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 15:22 GMT

Whatever you think of Dr. Oz, he ran a tough race that he spent a ton of his own money on but still ate shit and that’s funny

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 06:06 GMT

Much like a person who recently deleted their period tracking app the Republican party appears to have misjudged their anticipated red wave

Amy (lolennui@mas.to) (@lolennui)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 12:26 GMT

Mastodon may not replace Twitter, but at least it has better leadership. Meet Eugen, CEO of Mastodon Social:

Alex Vranas (@breakdecks)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 13:02 GMT

What always starts with a “W” and ends with a “T” twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 03:59 GMT

RT @jonnysun

hello darkness my old friend why are you here its 4pm

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 17:38 GMT

RT @xdesro ✨You can use shy hyphens (­) in your HTML to hint a more design-friendly place for your code to hyphenate:

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 00:08 GMT