IndieWeb post types

Writing a post and I was quite proud of myself for this line: "If you think Mastodon solves human nature because it’s open source and decentralized, you haven’t spent enough time on the Linux kernel mailing list." 😇

Matt Asay (@mjasay)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 13:43 GMT

stephen fry thinks i shouldn't see genocidal terfs as my enemy. just in case you were operating under the impression that he's a smart person.

ֆʟօǟռɛ-ʟʏֆɮɛȶɦ (@SloaneFragment)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 09:02 GMT

i'm telling my fiancé "the cat says you never pet him. he's so sad he's crying" and my fiancé is getting mad and yelling across the house "that is NOT true! i pet him all the time!"

cait (@punished_cait)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 01:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1593784760387735552

this is the cat

cait (@punished_cait)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 15:56 GMT

Everything’s fine

Brent Terhune in Avon, IN Nov 23rd (@BrentTerhune)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/cassiecodes/status/1593675948410507266

Thanks again for sharing! I brought this up to my manager as my company was sponsoring and I doubt we'll do it again. That part wasn't handled well by them either apparently 🫤 and I'd rather us sponsor a more community-focused conf.

Charlie Gerard | @devdevcharlie@hachyderm.io (@devdevcharlie)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 20:40 GMT

My friends, Cassie and Jo, have shown courage by being among the first to speak publicly about this. I only quietly withdrew from this event, so I did not get challenged online. I wish I had listened to my instincts and the accounts of countless other speakers sooner.

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One of my friends spoke out about her experience with Modern Frontends. I have some things to say too. It seems like a lot of people do. cassie.codes/posts/modern-f…

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:42 GMT

@philhawksworth@indieweb.social (@philhawksworth)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 09:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/whalecoiner/status/1593769365610323968

Are you familiar? If so please join the 40+ people hanging out in my DM’s

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 00:58 GMT

I spoke at an event that turned out to have some lies surrounding it, documenting this for future reference.

Mono = one Lith = stone Eins = one Stein = stone … Albert Monolith

Emily Gorcenski (@EmilyGorcenski)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 21:06 GMT

Uh, I don't know. Maybe responsible new ownership? twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

David Axelrod (@davidaxelrod)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 15:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/philsturgeon/status/1594076411937316864

If I can add one more option, apathetic sh*tf*cker.

Iroh (@_binarynumber)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 21:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/zeldawilliams/status/1594075352711794689

I was showing my mom something on my phone when u tweeted this, Z😭

rae ☠️ (@dunnsbunny)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 21:10 GMT

*pegged twitter.com/gailsimone/sta…

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Zelda banged Mario.

Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 18:00 GMT

Zelda Williams (@zeldawilliams)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 21:09 GMT

me while my @blockpartyapp_ premium subscription does all the heavy lifting to deal with my recent wave of undesirable interactions

eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 12:33 GMT

if you are not a software engineer and have not worked on consumer web scale distributed systems, consider that maybe you have no idea how they work

Tracy Chou 🌻 (@triketora)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 14:22 GMT

It’s a *little* problematic that so many of you are seeing Musk’s tweet full of brown people and are assuming they’re H1B.

Emily Gorcenski (@EmilyGorcenski)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 20:40 GMT

lmao look at this dumbass

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2020 has me tweeting about electoral politics 🤡 it better not be downhill from here

Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mas.to) (@lolennui)Wed, 05 Feb 2020 23:54 GMT

Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mas.to) (@lolennui)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 20:53 GMT

It appears that the @buttplugio masto account (@buttplugio@buttplug.zone) has been blocked from meow.social. Not like furries are into sex toys anyways.

qdot (@qDot)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 18:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/CubicleApril/status/1593961363562536960

goddamn, the replies to you 😩

Adriana Porter Felt (@__apf__)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 14:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/capturedhusban1/status/1594012500592320514

people who are happy and willing to work more for the same pay are not smart and lack quality relationships in life, so not really something to brag about

Hillcrest Card Company (@HillcrestCardCo)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 17:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593899029531803649

so weird how Twitter had over 30% women in tech roles before you bought it and now there are almost none

April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 13:36 GMT

Twitter Engineer: I resigned because they wanted me to work 80 hours making a bluecheck system that lets anyone pose as Burger King and say the Burger King demands droit du seigneur Reply Guy: Good riddance slacker. I could do your job. I am pretty good at Microsoft Office

Alex Blechman (@AlexBlechman)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 00:20 GMT

Weird Dall-E Generations 🧌 (@weirddalle)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 21:27 GMT

9 to 5 (Elon edition)

Lindsay (Bruce) Crider (@lindsay_crider)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 19:13 GMT

the two types of bugs…the funny and the…terrifying 💀 #PokemonViolet #PokemonScarletViolet #PokemonScarlet

🍓bun {squishy vtuber} (@strwbbbybun)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 00:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/matthewherod/status/1594018954971856897

how on earth did this game get through QA?

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the two types of bugs…the funny and the…terrifying 💀 #PokemonViolet #PokemonScarletViolet #PokemonScarlet

🍓bun {squishy vtuber} (@strwbbbybun)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 00:46 GMT

(◑‿◐) (@matthewherod)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 17:30 GMT

I think a lot of us laugh at celeb ads but they do in fact work and in the case of celebs flogging criminal products there should be some sense of the damage they did

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https://twitter.com/jwherrman/status/1593998670306869248

one video chat broke my heart in a different way. a sweet photographer and crypto newbie who is too embarrassed to tell his friends what happened. larry!! larry, look what you did!!!!

John Herrman (@jwherrman)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 16:04 GMT

James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 16:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/jwherrman/status/1593998670306869248

one video chat broke my heart in a different way. a sweet photographer and crypto newbie who is too embarrassed to tell his friends what happened. larry!! larry, look what you did!!!!

John Herrman (@jwherrman)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 16:04 GMT

Even before this Elon was a competitor for one of the all-time wackest posters on this site. A sweaty reply-guy for the worst accounts on here, a joke-thief and a bore, and a relentless, charmless ROFL emoji donkey in every facet. At this point he's clearly the worst poster ever.

David Roth (@david_j_roth)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 04:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1593731597085573120

“do things that don’t scale” twitter.com/turnernovak/st…

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In Google’s early days, founders Sergei and Brian manually provided the links for each search query. They wrote down the most popular links on paper and alternated shifts so the other could sleep. Today, Google‘s the most valuable company in the world Do things that don’t scale

Turner Novak 🍌🧢 (@TurnerNovak)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 00:09 +0000

Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 23:17 GMT

Just spent the past 12 hours backing up my Twitter. I hand-wrote each of my 41,214 tweets individually on to cue cards and organized them in a drawer.

Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:14 GMT

Constructs and snippets to build your job queue in Golang.

If Twitter crashes and you need to find me, the hell you will. I've got a two day head start on you, which is more than I need. I speak a dozen languages, know every local custom, I'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see me again.

Peter🌲Brannen (@PeterBrannen1)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:41 GMT

my crowning achievement is on this app is probably making Gandalf big naturals in photoshop when I was recovering from anesthesia and watching him spread across the world :,) I’m glad the concept of Gandalf with huge titties touched everyone hearts as much as it has mine!

becca t 🌞 (@beccateeth)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 23:43 GMT

I spent the last day talking to smart folks who know Elon to try to grok why it feels capricious and what the method is to the seeming madness. Here you are for those who care and for those who don’t, good for you for ignoring chaos monkeys nytimes.com/2022/11/18/tec…

Kara Swisher (@karaswisher)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 14:14 GMT

It's my birthday! Therefore it marks the end of another year of me hurtling around Earth's yellow sun. So, as is customary, here's my year in review. You can read previous years at 2021, 2020, 2019, …

Wow, remember when Twitter didn't linkify everything, including actual websites?

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http://bhami.com/rosetta.html # Rosetta Stone for Unix. Really cool table of how to do things in different versions of Unix.

Command Line Magic (@climagic)Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:37 +0000

Command Line Magic (@climagic)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 13:11 GMT

The best use of technology is to improve quality of life. Watch people’s beautiful first expressions of hearing sounds for the first time.

Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 15:54 GMT

Whenever I open twitter now, the home timeline has like 2 new tweets. I'm not sure if this is because the twitter infrastructure is failing, or because actually there was one person individually …

You should not require a direct connection to a marginalised group to care about their safety or rights. You should care because it’s not acceptable. If you didn’t have daughters, would you care less? thetimes.co.uk/article/daught…

Sheree Atcheson #DemandingMore OUT NOW📙 (@nirushika)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 11:21 GMT

I've stopped procrastinating (#ADHD) and finally got myself on Mastodon @codefoodpixels@indieweb.social indieweb.social/@codefoodpixels

CodeFoodPixels@indieweb.social (@CodeFoodPixels)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 11:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/simonw/status/1593679524775882752

The absolutely worst part of the onboarding is when you are asked to pick a server, when you still don't have any idea what the consequences of that decision are Start with a server that your friends are on already and that's still open to signups You can move elsewhere later

Simon Willison (@simonw)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:59 GMT

Mastodon has a steep initial learning curve You're smart. You can read, and Google things, and ask questions You can do this!

Simon Willison (@simonw)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:56 GMT

[INT. STARBUCKS - DAY] Me: Theres a large rat in the bathroom Barista: ? Me: A large rat Barista: ? Me: THERES A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM

parodave 🎤🦆 (@hurlarious)Mon, 07 Sep 2015 23:55 +0000