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hey guys last time Santa came to my house he said instead of milk and cookies he actually wants ketamine and oxys just fyi

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 05:11 GMT

christmas belongs to her

NOSTALGIA (@notgwendalupe)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 17:25 GMT

In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second.

Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 23:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/NjTank99/status/1606838177712701440

Damn bro he never said Santa couldn't do it.

Rudy (@RudyLTX)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 02:47 GMT

One of the most powerful survival skills is flexibility. I will always value safe and relaxed time with my loved ones over pushing through dangerous situations to do it on a certain day because of tradition. Do what you need to stay safe. One day isn’t worth putting lives at risk

Amanda Hu (@amandalhu)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 16:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/MarketAlly/status/1606705534861803522

Do you ever carefully read what you type (or the tweet you're responding to) before sending it?

Ivan the K™ (@IvanTheK)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 17:39 GMT

Me keep having to start new batch of cookies for Santa because me keep eating them.

Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 18:01 GMT

This is the funniest thing I've ever read

Lara Mendonça (@laraisuncool)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 00:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/laraisuncool/status/1606450360620654592

M*sk trying to figure out his next move in any game of chess:

Rob Hunt (@helloiamrob)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 00:56 GMT

cookiephus

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Me keep having to start new batch of cookies for Santa because me keep eating them.

Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 18:01 GMT

🎄 stick 🎄 (jolly) (@briggityboppity)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 23:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/MatthwBlack/status/1075747948653355008

You fools have it all wrong! It's not about any holiday! Die Hard is about socks! Why else would that guy tell John to remove his socks & make fists with his feet? Holly's boss' name? Takagi: the Japanese word for soft foot covering. & limo driver named Argyle? I rest my case

No one (@stoppedcaring19)Fri, 21 Dec 2018 15:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/MatthwBlack/status/1075747948653355008

The Die Hard screenplay wasn’t even written until scores of years AFTER Hans Gruber died.

Eric Owens (@ericowensdc)Sun, 23 Dec 2018 05:07 GMT

I love Twitter.

Fake History Hunter (@fakehistoryhunt)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 17:31 GMT

The thing is, Die Hard wasn’t a Christmas movie originally. The script was changed by Constantine in 336 to align it with the Sol Invictus festival.

Matthew Black (@MatthwBlack)Thu, 20 Dec 2018 13:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/MatthwBlack/status/1075747948653355008

IT WAS DECLARED A CHRISTMAS MOVIE AT THE COUNCIL OF NICEA I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE TO GET ANGRY ABOUT THIS

The Messianic Secret (@MessianicSecret)Fri, 21 Dec 2018 03:36 GMT

This might be a controversial opinion, especially at Christmastime, but they should add a second god to Christianity to spice things up

pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 06:12 GMT

Happy birthday to the greatest Christmas tweet of all time

Chugging pilk at 2AM and getting a tummy ache (@_GASLIGHTER)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 06:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1606898590303268865

Some kid isn't with their daddy on Christmas morning because he's out on protest zone harassment duty. Go home

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 06:31 GMT

"areas of expertise" has been a great matrix to quickly skim over all important parts of @calcom and who is knowledgeable ✅ = has knowledge 🥇 = is their main priority ⚠️ = is the only one with knowledge 👀 = has no knowledge but wants to be onboarded cal.com/open

Peer Richelsen 🗓🍊 (@peer_rich)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 17:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/monkchips/status/1606830217154240512

You got tinnitus for Christmas!

@codepope@mastodon.org.uk (@Codepope)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 07:10 GMT

In 'Elf' (2003) most of the montage of Buddy discovering New York was unscripted Jon Favreau would drop Will Ferrell off in random spots in the city and have him mess with people in character

Film Facts 🎬 (@Factsonfilm)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 01:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/VancityReynolds/status/1606696064194674688

I always thought DEADPOOL was an International Woman's Day movie.

Aditya Sood (@adityasood)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 17:14 GMT

i mean it only takes place on christmas for 8 minutes lol

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Did Chan just confirm the first Deadpool is a Christmas movie? Happy Holi-stays!

Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 16:59 GMT

Alex (@Brazil201)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 17:17 GMT

Bro just recorded the rarest moment in history

Overtime (@overtime)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 17:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/electraphibetas/status/1606844302197391360

Dawn got a PPP loan with 3 Million forgiven! Those were OUR taxes too!

Christmas W.A.P.(Wrong Ass Person) (@cat_shar)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 05:18 GMT

me on Mount Crumpit cursing Whoville twitter.com/melissaong6942…

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i fucking hate christmas. it gives me the ick

Melissa Ong (@MelissaOng69420)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 20:35 GMT

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 21:47 GMT

Why do I continue to work at Twitter? First, some backstory… I was the technical co-founder of Pownce, a social network and early competitor to Twitter. Here’s a video of 25-year-old me talking about Pownce (ht @jdlasica and @seeMOUSErun). vimeo.com/1239783

Leah Culver (@leahculver)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 18:01 GMT

One big reason I continue to work at Twitter is being able to work with inspiring and positive people like @leahculver! We met during our Hack Week project this year & I've been continuously motivated & inspired to think positively about the possibilities ahead for Twitter.

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Why do I continue to work at Twitter? First, some backstory… I was the technical co-founder of Pownce, a social network and early competitor to Twitter. Here’s a video of 25-year-old me talking about Pownce (ht @jdlasica and @seeMOUSErun). vimeo.com/1239783

Leah Culver (@leahculver)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 18:01 GMT

Melissa Merencillo (@seeMOUSErun)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 18:20 GMT

#ChristmasEve

Star Trek Minus Context (@NoContextTrek)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 22:16 GMT

My brother used, as wrapping paper, the €70 wallpaper that Mum had bought to redecorate rooms. Cannot cope ahahah First Christmas argument underway.

Daniel (@Danielobo148)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 13:00 GMT

Normal people perceive chaos when most of the company gets fired, domain experts are begged to return, infra is shut off with no regard for importance, and the CEO makes outlandishly false claims about technology he doesn’t understand. twitter.com/jason/status/1…

Twіtter API (not parody) instagram: fake_api (@fake_api)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 22:21 GMT

Also, glad to see that the new Tweet impressions feature is 100% working, and helping people get a more accurate idea of what's happening with their content.

Tom Hauburger (@thauburger)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 17:42 GMT

I created a locked account with zero followers. I just sent one tweet. Since I have no followers and the account is locked, that tweet should not be visible to anyone. It has 12 views. Conclusion: Twitter "Views" is crap.

Ivan the K™ (@IvanTheK)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 13:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/StigAbell/status/1606693375532535808

I'm not sure if I prefer insomnia or God is a DJ. Sad loss

Daniel Catherall #Doncaster #Labour #autism (@dannycatherall1)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 16:56 GMT

If you are a certain age, this is one of the greatest dance songs ever. RIP Maxi Jazz.

Stig Abell (@StigAbell)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 16:48 GMT

We had a doggy photo-shoot and OMG

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 22:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/alistair_hey/status/1606778444066729984

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 22:27 GMT

One nice thing you can do over Christmas is not tag a comedian in your tweet about how you think they’re awful.

It came upon Mark Watson clear, that glorious song (@watsoncomedian)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 22:39 GMT

Find roasting times for lamb, pork, beef, venison, chicken, duck, turkey and goose with the BBC's interactive roasting calculator.

Whenever someone tells me they’re pregnant I’m like “woah, cream pie??? In this economy?”

Rahul Kohli (@RahulKohli13)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 18:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/jonathanhawkes/status/1606446651505537024

Pipe down mate

bones (@thekleschprince)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 01:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheCryptoDog/status/1606468690811453442

View counts letting you get publicly ratiod lmao

Vic Vuci (@vicvuci)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 05:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheCryptoDog/status/1606468690811453442

Crypto in bio and you watched >80% of your net worth dissolve in the past year. Very funny to me. Many such cases!

jordan (@jdan)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 04:13 GMT

buh bye asshole twitter.com/zoeschiffer/st…

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NEW: Luke Simon -- one of Elon Musk's top lieutenants at Twitter -- appears to be out. He's been deactivated on Slack.

Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 17:29 GMT

Dan Nguyen (@dancow)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 18:26 GMT

🎄 MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS 🎄

Out of Context Pokemon (@OoCPokemon)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 08:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1606707871760412672

Though that was the only way for me to get _any_ social connection, guess now I’m even more isolated haha

blank (@kefimochi)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 17:46 GMT

I’ve spent something like 7 out of the last 10 holiday breaks in Costa Rica and let me tell you, I absolutely do not dream of a white Christmas.

Helen 侯-Sandí (@helenhousandi)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 16:24 GMT

Sorry I put a demogorgon mask on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and called it Manger Things.

The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt)Thu, 26 Oct 2017 17:44 +0000

I'm convinced that the reason I have ADHD is because one of my school teachers was secretly a fae and I was the first to say, "yes," when they asked "may I have your attention, please?"

Dr Ashley Nova (@DrAshleyNova)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 12:33 GMT