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Eddie Murphy would be the only person to make a Will Smith joke that was actually funny LOL #GoldenGlobes

Sylvia (@SylviaObell)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 03:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/kassianeckles/status/1613010773420412928

like she’s just a kid who happens to encompass a degree of altruism and tenacity that made her image perfect to manipulate for a greater purpose

kass (@kassianeckles)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 03:14 GMT

the really smart thing about the hunger games is the continued emphasis that katniss is merely an accidental symbol of the rebellion… she was at the right place at the right time and did the right thing. she’s not some mastermind martyr…

kass (@kassianeckles)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 03:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/dessmv/status/1612980259837644800

This thread is proof men just want us to die. a lot of them in the comments not taking care of their kids now so who are you to call her selfish for wanting to live.

valerie complex (@ValerieComplex)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 20:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/CNOJHALIL/status/1613182883191046146

you’re a man idc what u think

destiny🧁 (@dessmv)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 14:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/IndiaSophia2/status/1613184054169595905

just say u wanna save your baby and go along

destiny🧁 (@dessmv)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 14:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/micahgeorge66/status/1613194240363839490

thank god babies can’t read

destiny🧁 (@dessmv)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 15:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/dessmv/status/1612980259837644800

IF YOURE A MAN AND YOU DISAGREE WITH THIS LEAVE THE FUCKING CONVERSATION CAYSE YALL WILL NEVER BE PUT IN THIS PREDICAMENT

destiny🧁 (@dessmv)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 14:32 GMT

if i ever have birth complications save ME not the baby

destiny🧁 (@dessmv)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 01:10 GMT

i love that this does the ‘small footnotes in audio logs turn out to be crucial sequel plot points’ thing so much it reminds me of saints row 2 and how the villain was one of the clothing brands from the first game turned enterprise conglomerate

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https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1609343567973027841

im replaying horizon zero dawn to get to the frozen wilds (i left my save file two consoles away) and oh my god half of the mechanics of this series could have been an email instead

clip studio pain (@freezydorito)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 00:20 GMT

clip studio pain (@freezydorito)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 21:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1613308773204119552

Sometimes in the morning you can deal with things more productively, and sometimes in the light of day the thing you were stressing about doesn't look like a big deal at all. Get some sleep! It took me way too long to figure this out

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 22:58 GMT

"Don't go to bed angry" is terrible relationship advice. Don't fight into the night while everybody's tired! Get some sleep and come back with a clearer head

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 22:56 GMT

Movie Pitch: Jennifer Coolidge and Owen Wilson just saying “wow” at each other.

Alicia Lutes (@alicialutes)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 01:45 GMT

10-year-old: On our field trip, we're going to pretend to have jobs. Me: Sounds fun. 10: Are real jobs fun? Me: You're too young for the truth.

James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 19:57 GMT

i’ve been thinking about the “post” pandemic world and how everyone has been trying to get back to normal and it’s been so hard. and i realized it’s because generally, we haven’t acknowledged how traumatic the pandemic was/is and we haven’t taken the time to recover from that

ceora🌺 🌸 (@ceeoreo_)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 19:59 GMT

I met my wife in a github issue thread

Daniel (@growing_daniel)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 01:21 GMT

git commitment

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I met my wife in a github issue thread

Daniel (@growing_daniel)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 01:21 GMT

👩‍💻 Paige Bailey #BlackLivesMatter (@DynamicWebPaige)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 05:41 GMT

Just saw this from Redditor u/pantherdraws and i am CRYING

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 12:44 GMT

I can't pick just two but Michael Sheen and David Tennant. Also Rhys Darby and Taika Waititi.

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Name two actors who deserve an award for their chemistry 🔥

The best celebrity photos (@sunshinegirlw)Sat, 07 Jan 2023 20:00 GMT

Envil ⚡ (@darkwillowz)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 09:52 GMT

GitHub Actions has supported using OIDC tokens for about 15 months now. It is a much better of providing AWS credentials to workflows than creating IAM users and storing long-lived access keys in GitHub Actions secrets.

An amazing lesson in how to handle getting invited to the morally compromised party.

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And here is your host for the 80th Annual #GoldenGlobes... It’s Jerrod Carmichael! 🎤

Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 01:50 GMT

Emily Rainbow Davis (@erainbowd)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 05:40 GMT

And here is your host for the 80th Annual #GoldenGlobes... It’s Jerrod Carmichael! 🎤

Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 01:50 GMT

y’all… pls take care of yourselves. my teacher asked us today if we think healthcare should be a right or a privilege. people raised their hand and said it should be a privilege. these are your future healthcare providers and they look at y’all as less than.

nyree 🕊️ (@_xyzeee)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 17:46 GMT

Regina Hall finding out why Kevin Costner couldn’t be at the #GoldenGlobes just won next year’s #GoldenGlobes for Best Actress in a TV Comedy

Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 04:03 GMT

Best reaction photo I’ve ever seen

Katie Blanket (@cateblanchyes)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 02:23 GMT

Pre-commit hooks are a waste of time. Why? Because they enforce standards too early. Pre-commit hooks make us wait for a quality check on every commit.👎 The code shouldn't need to be "right" to save my changes. The code only needs to be right before merge. Solution? Use CI.

Cory House (@housecor)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 13:31 GMT

how did none of you ever inform me this was the original "are ya winning son" meme

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exhibit a: the original version of the "are you winning, son?" meme twitter.com/ultrasylveon/s…

lesbian sasuke chococat (@lesbianchococat)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 19:09 GMT

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 04:56 GMT

exhibit a: the original version of the "are you winning, son?" meme

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the original version of memes is usually the best

Vicky of the Stars 🌟 (@ultrasylveon)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 19:06 GMT

lesbian sasuke chococat (@lesbianchococat)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 19:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/lesbianchococat/status/1612889341306572800

this is definitely way better than all the other ones I’ve seen lmao

xXw4fflestompXx (@w4fflestomp)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 20:56 GMT

tbh more people should post my pfp to try to dunk on me because i look good as hell in that photo just to make extra sure their followers know that i pissed them off AND i'm pretty

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TFW you are “sympathetic” twitter.com/molly0xfff/sta…

PAULY (@Pauly0x)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 04:48 GMT

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 05:01 GMT

Michelle Yeoh saying, “Shut up, please! I can beat you up” to the folks trying to play her off is so extremely my shit and makes me love her even more

Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast (@slayerfestx98)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 03:40 GMT

Who is out here typing entire sentences into google and not a mash of relevant keywords?!

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Most people over 35 type complete sentences into the search engine which makes it baffling that Ask Jeeves didn’t beat google. It was Ask Jeeves fight to lose

🔪🔪🔪bЯyan🔪🔪🔪 (@murderxbryan)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 16:01 GMT

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 06:35 GMT

Two once very literal expressions: a ‘backlog’ was a large log at the back of the fire that kept smouldering away while smaller wood came and went. And the original ‘deadline’ was a boundary around a prison: any inmate attempting to cross it was liable to be shot.

Susie Dent (@susie_dent)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 09:08 GMT

Witness the beginning of a new dynasty. Watch the brand-new trailer for Marvel Studios’ #AntManAndTheWasp: Quantumania and experience it in 3D February 17.

Marvel Studios (@MarvelStudios)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 03:19 GMT

We went from “golden age of prestige tv” to “please stream my show the first weekend or I might not get a season 2” to “every season of this television show has been wiped from existence for all eternity for tax purposes.”

Gabriel Diani (he/him) (@GabeDiani)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 07:15 GMT

What was the last time you didn’t get burnout in a tech job? With the current state of friction, is it even possible not to have burnout?

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 00:57 GMT

i had my first session with a new therapist yesterday and she is ✨ a vibe ✨ excited to be fixed in 4-6 sessions

Twitter bringing back the image crop on an awards night IS pretty funny actually

Tom Zohar (@TomZohar)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 00:41 GMT

why would u ever want to be friends with benefits with a man? like what benefits are u getting aside from a life lesson

jasminericegirl 🍚 (@jasminericegirl)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 02:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/philsturgeon/status/1612820054395211776

What specifically was painful? I am really curious how things look from an outsider point of view

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 15:05 GMT

My theory is we don't actually grow more confident with age, we just get more & more exhausted until caring what others think simply takes up too much energy. You don't like how I live my life? Please be quiet I have not slept properly since 9th grade.

Fay Lane 🖤 (@faera_lane)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 15:11 GMT

TikTok will show you a video about how they store onions and you’re like, “Why the fuck would I watch a video about— oh, there are fans built into the floor,” and then you are a full on part of onion TikTok. That’s an interest of yours now.

Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 03:48 GMT

She was responding to Gomez guitarist Tom Gray on Twitter

Exactly why I love this hat (via @whatisakatie)

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Love it when dudes assume I don’t do technical work.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 20:52 GMT

Kath Korevec (@simpsoka)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 04:06 GMT

JK Rowling has explicitly said she believes the money she makes is evidence that people generally agree with her views on trans people or at least those beliefs aren’t a dealbreaker to them. *You* might not think buying Wizarding stuff is supporting her views, but she sure does.

Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL (@PinkRangerLB)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 19:34 GMT