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https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1625611320115470343

i'm making filet mignon with a red wine reduction, bacon-wrapped scallops, oven roasted potatoes, and sauteed green beans/onions!

violet valentine (top 2%) (@slutpilled)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 21:42 GMT

Netlify cron jobs. 378 days ago. docs.netlify.com/functions/sche…

⚡️ Salma | whitep4nth3r (@whitep4nth3r)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 09:58 GMT

You may be alone on Valentine’s Day but at least youre not addicted to your phone or feeling lost in your life generally

Darth Erogenous (@darth_erogenous)Sun, 14 Feb 2021 17:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1625557092542164992

I'm *extremely* lucky to have learned this watching around 5 rounds of hiring/firing/departures in my first job, without being directly affected by them. always do what's right for you. your employer will always do that, no matter what they say - you should too.

You are over the daily limit for sending tweets (@bitandbang)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 18:08 GMT

🤔 Want to really illustrate how well you know or do not know about a piece of technology? Trying writing docs for it and those blindspots really stick out.

Little easter egg in the product today ♥️

Chris Evans (@evnsio)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 14:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1625507254848946177

Hard Mode: Also Don't Be Sexist

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 14:49 GMT

Infosec Celebrities Don't be Weird and Racist on Twitter Challenge 2k23

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 14:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1625496666332872714

Imagine having your own career, Wiki page, books, etc. but coming at a Black woman because she got more Tweet likes than you. 👁️👄👁️

Josie (@javavvitch)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 14:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1625494401228374017

This is especially racist, and I’m very interested as to why you would Tweet this. twitter.com/weldpond/statu…

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https://twitter.com/BrightApollo/status/1624981594548101121

YOU THINK ITS FIRE BUT DONT BE PUTING YOUR CODE INTO CHATGPT. ITS NOT GUCCI. YOU BE EXTRA DRAGGED.

Chris Wysopal (@WeldPond)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 04:05 GMT

Josie (@javavvitch)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 13:58 GMT

Time to believe. New season kicks off 3.15.23

AFC Richmond (@AFCRichmond)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 13:57 GMT

DO NOT PUT COMPANY CODE IN CHATGPT. YOU ABOUT TO GET *FIRED*

Josie (@javavvitch)Sun, 12 Feb 2023 14:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/tawnniee/status/1624922966801920001

Whoa sick burn bro gl with the Twitch stream

Josie (@javavvitch)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 03:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1624780486043131907

Do not put it into to debug. Do not put it into to finish a function you’re writing. Just say no because putting your company’s proprietary code into an AI model that uses it to refine its knowledge is so bad. So so bad.

Josie (@javavvitch)Sun, 12 Feb 2023 14:44 GMT

Ran a Marie Kondo themed retro and at the end of the meeting I asked the team what they thought about the theme. No one knew who Marie Kondo was, but they liked the emojis they would use to vote. 😹😹😹

Criminals will start wearing extra prosthetic fingers to make surveillance footage look like it's AI generated and thus inadmissible as evidence.

Dan (@bristowbailey)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 16:11 GMT

I have a tiny nuclear family of extreme introverts and we have always lived far away from our extended family. I had literally no idea just how loud large extroverted family gatherings can be. Everyone’s talking. At the same time. IT’S SO LOUD.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 04:51 GMT

don’t forget to look out for your single friends today! leave shallow bowls of water out around the garden so they stay hydrated! if you see one struggling try and feed it with a teaspoon of sugar water to help revive them!

Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 09:41 GMT

if you start listening to valentine's day by linkin park right now i have no idea what it will say at exactly midnight but you should do it anyway

aubri (@aubrionna)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 05:57 GMT

u have to be very quiet when hacking so the coputer doesn't hear you. thats why its called ssh

My toxic trait is longing for deep friendship while being profoundly antisocial.

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 07:57 GMT

"sex work isn't work" ok then why aren't you doing it? literally if it's free money for no work why would you not be doing it full time?

✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 01:19 GMT

Some personal news! 🥳I have agreed to join the incredibly lovely team at @SlingMoney full-time to build something *very* cool (and, selfishly, very helpful to my own life) It's not out yet but if you wanna get told when it comes out, pop your deets in on sling.money

eli schutze (@elibelly)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 19:48 GMT

I'm excited to deep dive into Go.

Josie (@javavvitch)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 15:33 GMT

Y'all if you need something calming and lovely to watch in the evening, I've just started watching "Spring walks" on iPlayer. It's literally just individual celebrities going on a lovely walk in the countryside and chatting on to themselves. No soundtrack or anything. It's like... Pastoral ASMR.

https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1624907460895993857

magnetic deviation 🟥 (@thingsinthesink)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 01:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1625145157271142403

Someone once described it as tweeting to a football stadium and my brain is still broken at the thought

Laurie (@laurieontech)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 21:29 GMT

Sometimes I forget that I'm tweeting to 16k.

Josie (@javavvitch)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 14:49 GMT

As a committer on a couple of medium-popularity projects I couldn't agree more with this: "Maintaining a successful open source project is Good Will Hunting in reverse. You start out as a respected genius, and end up being a janitor who gets into fights." — Byrne Hobart (@ByrneHobart@twitter.com)

When Microsoft leadership feels like GitHub layoffs are not bad enough, they have to increase the pain by forcing people to use MS Teams on their 4y old laptops.

Karri Saarinen (@karrisaarinen)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 01:34 GMT

When I share how horrible it is to be left for dead as a medically vulnerable person in the prime of my life people feel sorry for me & say it's unfair When I point out that not masking in public is what's leaving me for dead - I'm hysterical, crying victim & asking for the moon

Jolenta Greenberg (@JolentaG)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 17:51 GMT

tech workers should be very quickly realizing why they need a union right about now

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imagine doing a stock buyback in between two rounds of layoffs, i have some ideas about what should happen to Facebook execs but i can't post them on twitter dot com twitter.com/cubefag/status…

Cara Esten (@caraesten)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 15:40 GMT

Janus Rose (@janusrose)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 15:43 GMT

imagine doing a stock buyback in between two rounds of layoffs, i have some ideas about what should happen to Facebook execs but i can't post them on twitter dot com

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https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1625157360934338560

nope reuters.com/technology/met…

hayes 🧶 (@cubefag)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 15:38 GMT

Cara Esten (@caraesten)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 15:40 GMT

Today is my last day at Twilio. I'm going to take some time before officially going on the job market, but if you have anything interesting for my skill set, my DMs are open! Take care of yourselves and each other 🤗

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 15:46 GMT

gatekeep gaslight guantanamo bay

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Good afternoon from Camp Justice at Guantanamo Bay. Some visiting NFL cheerleaders got the Super Sunday festivities underway yesterday with a show during a weightlifting contest at the Navy base gym. The first war court hearing of the year is set for Tuesday.

Carol Rosenberg (@carolrosenberg)Sun, 12 Feb 2023 17:59 GMT

✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 16:04 GMT

(on a first date) yeah so if i had my own wario or waluigi i dont know if it would be called wazach or just wach, which would be pronounced "wack," but zachs and zacks are so different that i still wouldnt spell it with a k. you look beautiful tonight by the way. can i kiss you

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Sat, 11 Feb 2023 16:49 GMT

idk about sports but i can give u some superb oral

violet valentine (top 2%) (@slutpilled)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 03:58 GMT

RIHANNA LOOK OUT

Patrick Monahan (@pattymo)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 01:46 GMT